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1. “Why did you wear heels? How are you supposed to fight a gargoyle in what you're wearing?”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Boyfriend Merlin

2. “If I were to lock you up in a dungeon, I guarantee you would not be bored.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

3. “Well, can you tell her that?"He looked down at his feet. "I will. I will."Guy-speak for, "I plan to keep avoiding her until she gives up.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

4. “You'll get fired if anyone finds out about us!""So many rules in this century," Vane muttered.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

5. “Plus, I happened to be a history nerd. Why else would I be interested in a guy born in the year 519?”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

6. “The last declaration he'd made to me hung between us. The L word. The one that had nothing to do with like.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

7. “The combination of razor-sharp wit (completely real) and his credentials (completely fake) had won them over in the end.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

8. “Play Quidditch at all?”“No,” Harry said again, wondering what on earth Quidditch could be.“I do — Father says it’s a crime if I’m not picked to play for my House, and I must say, I agree. Know what House you’ll be in yet?”“No,” said Harry, feeling more stupid by the minute.“Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I’ll be in Slytherin, all our family have been — imagine being in Hufflepuff, I think I’d leave, wouldn’t you?”

Tags : Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

9. “You are blessed with a knack for sucking the wonder out of the extraordinary.”

Tags : Angels Epic Fantasy Fantasy Fantasy Fiction Magic Seraphinium Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Merchant and the Menace

10. “Vane grabbed me. “DuLac, let’s chat.”Chat. British-speak for “Stand still while I yell at you.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

11. “You need to know where to go,' Sanya said.'Yes,''And you are going to consult four large pizzas for guidance.''Yes,' I said....'There is, I think, humour here which does not translate well from English into sanity.''That's pretty rich coming from the agnostic Knight of the Cross with a holy Sword who takes his orders from an archangel.' I said.- Harry Dresden & Sanya, Changes, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Changes

12. “Do you think we can be friends?” I asked.He stared up at the ceiling. “Probably not, but we can pretend.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : Ever My Merlin

13. “Vane’s lips tightened to suppress a smile. “Why so hostile, love?”“You whacked me on the head with a ball!”“You deserved it.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

14. “I caught his hand. “What do you want me to do?”Leaning down, he kissed the pulse beating on my neck just above the damaged skin. “Tomorrow, I need you to die.”

Tags : Action Adventure Arthurian Arthurian Collection Camelot Coming Of Age Fairy Tales Fantasy Fiction Greek Mythology Love Magic Merlin Mythology Paranormal Paranormal Romance Retellings Romance Sword Sword And Sorcery Women S Fiction Ya Ya Fantasy Ya Paranormal Ya Romance
Author : Priya Ardis
Source : My Merlin Awakening

15. “Wachawi hivi ndivyo wanavyoapishwa na kuikana imani ya Kikristo: Mwanafunzi hupelekwa kilingeni katika siku maalumu kuonana na Shetani, pamoja na jopo la wachawi. Shetani hutokea katika mwili wa hewa, mwili uliochanganyikana na hewa na mvuke mzito, wa mwanamume na kuwasihi waishikilie imani yao kwake kwa mioyo yao yote, huku akiwaahidi utajiri na maisha marefu kama hawatamkana. Kisha wachawi wanampendekeza mwanafunzi kwa Shetani. Shetani humuuliza mwanafunzi kama yuko tayari kuikana imani yake, kuachana na Ukristo na kutokumwabudu Mwanamke Aliyebarikiwa Kuliko Wanawake Wote Duniani Maria Magdalena, na kutoziheshimu sakaramenti za aina zote. Mwanafunzi atakapokubaliana na masharti hayo, Shetani atanyoosha mkono wake na kumsihi mwanafunzi anyooshe wa kwake. Kwa mkono wake mwenyewe, mwanafunzi ataapa na kuweka agano na Shetani mbele ya jopo la wachawi.Baada ya hapo bila kuchelewa Shetani ataendelea na kusema kuwa hicho kiapo hakitoshi. Lakini mwanafunzi atakapouliza afanye kitu gani cha ziada, Shetani atahitaji kiapo kifuatacho kwa heshima yake na kwa heshima ya mashetani wote: Mwanafunzi ajikabidhi kwa Shetani kwa mwili na kwa roho yake yote daima dawamu, na afanye kila awezalo kuleta wanafunzi wengine wa kike na wa kiume katika ufalme wake. Kama hiyo haitoshi Shetani ataongeza kuwa lazima mwanafunzi atengeneze mafuta fulani kutokana na mifupa na viungo vya miili ya watoto, hasa watoto waliobatizwa, kwani kwa kufanya hivyo atamtimizia kila kitu atakachokitaka hapa duniani. Hiyo ni njia mojawapo ya kiapo.Njia nyingine ya kiapo ni kwa wale ambao hawajiamini au wana hofu ya kuonana na Shetani uso kwa uso kilingeni, akiwa na mwili wa kimazingaombwe na sauti ya kutisha kwani Shetani hana mapafu wala hana ulimi. Badala ya kilingeni mwanafunzi hupelekwa kanisani na jopo la wachawi ambapo mbele ya jopo atalazimishwa kuikana imani yake, kumkana Yesu Kristo, kuukana ubatizo na kulikana kanisa zima kwa ujumla wake. Mwanafunzi baada ya hapo atalazimishwa kutoa heshima kuu kwa Mfalme Mdogo, kwani hivyo ndivyo wanavyomwita Shetani ili kumwondolea mwanafunzi hofu, kisha atalazimishwa kunywa supu ya mtoto mchanga waliyemuua akazikwa kisha wakamfukua na kupika viungo vya mwili wake; na dakika hiyo mwanafunzi atapata maarifa, maarifa ya kichawi, kama walimu wake na watarudi nyumbani.”

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16. “Follow your heart, Ithilnin," Albirich repeated. "Time is precious. Don't waste it living someone else's life.”

Tags : Advice Dark Elves Fantasy Heart Life Life And Death Love Passion Sorcerer Sorcery Steve Jobs Time Urban Wisdom Wizards
Author : Jess C. Scott
Source : The Darker Side of Life

17. “He’d used the amulet to read my thoughts again. I pictured smacking him in the face.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : Ever My Merlin

18. “I noticed him right away. No, it wasn’t his lean, rugged face. Or the dark waves of shiny hair that hung just a little too long on his forehead. It wasn’t the slim, collarless biker jacket he wore, hugging his lean shoulders. It was the way he stood. The confident way he waited in the cafeteria line to get a slice of pizza. He didn’t saunter. He didn’t amble. He stood at the center, and let the other people buzz around him. His stance was straight and sure.”

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Author : Priya Ardis
Source : Ever My Merlin

19. “Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this is the magical equivalent of “HELLO WORLD.”)”

Tags : Geek Humor Geeks Humor Magical Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

20. “Rough palms cradled my face while my fingers gripped the pillow on either side of his. Lips, teeth, tongue, mingled together. I ate him up and didn’t let go until I had to come up for air.”

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Author : Priya Ardis

21. “Matt was almost completely naked. A tattered loincloth and an ugly chain with a yellow diamond were his only apparel.”

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Author : Priya Ardis

22. “A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?”

Tags : Dragons Fantasy Humor Wizard Wizards Young Adult Fiction Young Adult Novels
Author : Sully Tarnish
Source : The Dragon and the Apprentice: A Wizard's Wager

23. “The Death Eaters can't all be pure-blood, there aren't enough pure-blood wizards left," said Hermione stubbornly. "I expect most of them are half-bloods pretending to be pure. It's only Muggle-borns they hate, they'd be quite happy to let you and Ron join up" "There is no way they'd let me be a Death Eater!" said Ron indignantly...."My whole family are blood traitors! That's as bad as Muggle-borns to Death Eaters!" "And they'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in.”

Tags : Blood Traitors Death Eaters Funny Humor Muggle Born Muggles Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

24. “Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”

Tags : Funny Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

25. “In the words of Mr Thierry Coup of Warner Bros: 'We are taking the most iconic and powerful moments of the stories and putting them in an immersive environment. It is taking the theme park experience to a new level.' And of course I wish Thierry and his colleagues every possible luck, and I am sure it will be wonderful. But I cannot conceal my feelings; and the more I think of those millions of beaming kids waving their wands and scampering the Styrofoam turrets of Hogwartse_STmk, and the more I think of those millions of poor put-upon parents who must now pay to fly to Orlando and pay to buy wizard hats and wizard cloaks and wizard burgers washed down with wizard meade_STmk, the more I grind my teeth in jealous irritation.Because the fact is that Harry Potter is not American. He is British. Where is Diagon Alley, where they buy wands and stuff? It is in London, and if you want to get into the Ministry of Magic you disappear down a London telephone box. The train for Hogwarts goes from King's Cross, not Grand Central Station, and what is Harry Potter all about? It is about the ritual and intrigue and dorm-feast excitement of a British boarding school of a kind that you just don't find in America. Hogwarts is a place where children occasionally get cross with each other—not 'mad'—and where the situation is usually saved by a good old British sense of HUMOUR. WITH A U. RIGHT? NOT HUMOR. GOTTIT?”

Tags : Americanism Boarding School Britain Britishism Diagon Alley Grand Central Harry Potter Hogwarts King S Cross London Ministry Of Magic Orlando Theme Parks Thierry Coup United States Warner Bros Wizards
Author : Boris Johnson

26. “To expect and dread a thing for a lifetime; does not prepare you for the thing itself.”

Tags : Camelot Dark Ages King Author Merlin Wizards
Author : Mary Stewart
Source : Mary Stewart's Merlin Trilogy

27. “Noontime was absolutely the perfect time for a duel in the dragon’s opinion as this was also lunchtime, his favorite part of the day. As the saying went, he could kill two birds with one stone.”

Tags : Dragon Dragons Fantasy Humor Magic Paranormal Sword And Sorcery Swords And Sorcery Wizard Wizards Young Adult
Author : Sully Tarnish
Source : The Dragon and the Apprentice: A Wizard's Wager

28. “Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”

Tags : Azkaban Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

29. “But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoy’ll be able to do is send sparks at each other. Neither of you knows enough magic to do any real damage. I bet he expected you to refuse, anyway.” “And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” “Throw it away and punch him on the nose,” Ron suggested.”

Tags : Dueling Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

30. “Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!”

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Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

31. “Paranoia is a survival trait when you run in my circles. It gives you something to do in your spare time, coming up with solutions to ridiculous problems that aren't ever going to happen. Except when one of them does, at which point you feel way too vindicated.- Harry Dresden, Changes, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Changes

32. “The wizards represent all that the true 'muggle' most fears: They are plainly outcasts and comfortable with being so. Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!”

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Author : J.K. Rowling

33. “Wands are only as powerful as the wizards who use them. Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's.”

Tags : Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

34. “Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?''To where they treat me like royalty,' I said.'We're going to Burger King?'I rubbed the heel of my hand against my forehead and spelled fratricide in a subvocal mutter, but I had to spell out temporary insanity and justifiable homicide, too, before I calmed down enough to speak politely. 'Just take a left and drive. Please.''Well,' Thomas said, grinning, 'since you said 'please'- Thomas Raith & Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Small Favor

35. “...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue.This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your day.I was lying on the examining table, and Butters, complete with his surgical gown and his tray of autopsy instruments, stood over me.'I'm not dead!' I sputtered. 'I'm not dead!'- Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Death Masks

36. “Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.""Who d'you know who's lost a buttock?""Never you mind...”

Tags : Mad Eye Moody Tonks Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

37. “Jason settled back on the bench. 'I hate to break this to you, but as a rule, wizards are nasty people. They're powerful, capricious, ruthless, egotistical, used to getting their own way. That's being kind.”

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38. “My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to follow it with 'mwoo-hah-hah-hahhhhh'? ''You were overexposed to Hammer Films as a child?' - Harry Dresden & Bob the Skull, Changes, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Changes

39. “What is magic?There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.”

Tags : Magic Wizards
Source : Lords and Ladies

40. “Do you really think you can win?''Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbing thing I've tangled with today.''But even if you do win, what does it change?''Me getting kiilled now. That way, I get to be killed later tonight instead.'- Susan Rodriguez & Harry Dresden, Death Masks, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Death Masks

41. “After a while the Senior Wrangler said, "Do you know, I read the other day that every atom in your body is changed every seven years? New ones keep getting attached and old ones keep on dropping off. It goes on all the time. Marvelous, really."The Senior Wrangler could do to a conversation what it takes quite thick treacle to do to the pedals of a precision watch. "Yes? What happens to the old ones?" said Ridcully, interested despite himself."Dunno. They just float around in the air, I suppose, until they get attached to someone else."The Archchancellor looked affronted. "What, even wizards?""Oh, yes. Everyone. It's part of the miracle of existence.""Is it? Sounds like bad hygiene to me," said the Archchancellor. "I suppose there's no way of stopping it?""I shouldn't think so," said the Senior Wrangler, doubtfully. "I don't think you're supposed to stop miracles of existence." "But that means everythin' is made up of everythin' else," said Ridcully."Yes. Isn't it amazing?”

Tags : Atoms Hygiene Wizards
Source : Reaper Man

42. “Wizards are a secretive lot.”

Tags : Wizards
Source : Raven's Strike

43. “Wizards don't all look alike.”

Tags : Wizards
Source : Dragon Bones

44. “Remember, there were dragons long before men came into the world. Why, it was none other than The Great Dragons of Yore who invented the idea of knighthood. Yes, yes, that’s right! Dragons had knights, Kings, princesses and queens long before men crawled out of the muck.”

Tags : Dragon Dragons Fantasy Magic Wizards Young Adult Books
Author : Sully Tarnish
Source : The Dragon and the Apprentice: A Wizard's Wager

45. “Wizard’s work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards.”

Tags : Humor Magic Magick Wizards
Author : Lita Burke
Source : Forever Boy

46. “None save her people knew her history, but there were wonderful stories of how she had bowed to tradition, and concentrated in herself the characteristics of a thousand wizard fathers. In the blossom of her youth she had sought strange knowledge, and had tasted thereof, and rued.("The Basilisk")”

Tags : Decadence Occult Wizard Wizards
Source : Terror by Gaslight: More Victorian Tales of Terror

47. “The older a wizard grows, the more silent he becomes, like a woody vine growing over time to choke a garden path, deep and full of moss and snakes, running everywhere, impenetrable.”

Tags : Aging Gardens Power Silence Snakes Wizards
Source : Crowharrow

48. “My grandpa, unlike Jarod Kintz, was an Elder. Now that he's dead and gone, he's a ghost French wizard. And no one knows what French wizards are good at…”

Tags : Dead Elder Family French Ghost Gone Grandfather Jarod Kintz Love Magic Nothing Passing Away Passing On Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

49. “He pulled out handcuffs and snapped them around my wrists. "Where's your bag? You didn't bring your staff?""I have it. It's hidden." Charlie was currently tucked inside the leg of my Harry Potter pajama bottoms, which were beneath my jeans, but that fell under the category of TMI.”

Tags : Elders Magic New Orleans Pirates Shifters Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

50. “Wachawi wanamwabudu Shetani. Lakini Shetani wanayemwabudu si Shetani Ibilisi aliyeumbwa na Mwenyezi Mungu kuja kuudanganya ulimwengu wote. Ni Shetani roho ya mabadiliko, mabadiliko ya kweli, ya ufahamu kamilia ulimwengu huu ambamo sisi sote tunaishi. Wachawi, kwa maneno mengine, wanaabudu miungu – kama vile Inanna wa Mesopotamia, Isis wa Misri, Asherah wa Kaanani au Belus wa Assyria ambaye ndiye mungu wa kwanza kuabuadiwa kama sanamu duniani – iliyotwaliwa na Shetani tangu misingi ya ulimwengu huu kusimikwa. Dhambi aliyotenda Shetani mbinguni ni ndogo kuliko dhambi wanazotenda wachawi duniani, ijapokuwa dhambi aliyotenda Shetani haitaweza kusamehewa na ndiyo maana Shetani hataweza kuwasamehe wanadamu. Ni jukumu letu kuwaita wachawi wote kutoka Babeli na kuwaleta katika ukweli kama kweli wanayemwabudu ni Shetani Ibilisi, Shetani Beelzebub, Shetani Asmodeus, Shetani Leviathan, Shetani Mammon, Shetani Amon au Shetani Belphegor ambao ni mabingwa wa kiburi, uroho, zinaa, wivu, fedha, hasira na uvivu duniani. Wachawi hawajui, na usipojua waweza kufa bila kujua.”

Tags : Almighty God Asmodeus Belphegor Dhambi Foundations Of This Universe Leviathan Malicious Envy Miungu Money Pride Real Change Sin Truth Ufahamu Kamili Uroho Wachawi Wanadamu Wivu Wizards

51. “Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them.”

Tags : Applause Art Artist Artistic Artists Conjurer Conjuring Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Surprise Surprises Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

52. “... They paid some madman who thought he was a decorator a lot of money to make the place look hip and unique. May be it's my lack of fashion sense talking, but I thought they should have held out for one of those gorillas who has learned to paint. The results would have been of similar quality, and they could have paid in fresh produce.- Harry Dresden, Small Favor, Jim Butcher”

Tags : Fantasy Harry Dresden Magic Paranormal Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Small Favor

53. “She shook her head. "I can't believe you got bit and you didn't even get an orgasm out of it. I guess True Blood isn't true after all.”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic New Orleans Shapeshifters Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

54. “Narsh!”

Tags : Demons Magic Robots Vampires Wizards Young Adult Young Adult Fantasy Young Adult Series
Source : The Shadow of the Gauntlet

55. “Regweld is really a fine wizard," he continued, patting the shoulder again. "And his ideas for crossbreeding a horse and a frog are not without merit; never mind the explosion! Alchemy shops can be replaced!”

Tags : Drizzit Fantasy Frog Horse Humor Icewind Dale R A Salvatore Wizards
Source : Streams of Silver

56. “Are we riding far tonight, Gandalf?” asked Merry after a while. “I don’t know how you feel with small rag-tag dangling behind you; but the rag-tag is tired and will be glad to stop dangling and lie down.” “So you heard that?” said Gandalf. “Don’t let it rankle! Be thankful no longer words were aimed at you. He had his eyes on you. If it is any comfort to your pride, I should say that, at the moment, you and Pippin are more in his thoughts than the rest of us. Who you are; how you came here, and why; what you know; whether you were captured, and if so, how you escaped when all the orcs perished—it is with those little riddles that the great mind of Saruman is troubled. A sneer from him, Meriadoc, is a compliment, if you feel honoured by his concern.” “Thank you!” said Merry. “But it is a greater honour to dangle at your tail, Gandalf. For one thing, in that position one has a chance of putting a question a second time. Are we riding far tonight?” Gandalf laughed. “A most unquenchable hobbit! All wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care—to teach them the meaning of the world, and to correct them.”

Tags : Gandalf Hobbit Hobbits J R R Tolkien Lord Of The Rings Meriadoc Meriadoc Brandybuck Merry Merry Brandybuck Peregrin Peregrin Took Pippin Took Rag Tag Saruman The Lord Of The Rings Tokien Wizard Wizards
Source : The Two Towers

57. “Hullo!” said Merry. “So that’s what is bothering you? Now, Pippin my lad, don’t forget Gildor’s saying—the one Sam used to quote: Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.” “But our whole life for months has been one long meddling in the affairs of Wizards,” said Pippin. “I should like a bit of information as well as danger. I should like a look at that ball.” “Go to sleep!” said Merry. “You’ll get information enough, sooner or later. My dear Pippin, no Took ever beat a Brandybuck for inquisitiveness; but is it this time, I ask you?” “All right! What’s the harm in my telling you what I should like: a look at that stone? I know I can’t have it, with old Gandalf sitting on it, like a hen on an egg. But it doesn’t help much to get no more from you than a you-can’t-have-it-so-go-to-sleep!” “Well, what else could I say?” said Merry. “I’m sorry, Pippin, but you really must wait till the morning. I’ll be as curious as you like after breakfast, and I’ll help you in any way I can at wizard-wheedling. But I can’t keep awake any longer. If I yawn any more, I shall split at the ears. Good night!”

Tags : Gandalf Gildor Hobbits J R R Tolkien Meriadoc Branybuck Merry Brandybuck Peregrin Took Pippin Took Sleep The Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers Tolkien Wizards
Source : The Two Towers

58. “Eugenie looked great, her short spiky auburn hair edged with conservative blond tips and her face wearing a minimum of makeup. Must be Mr. Natural’s influence. I gave her a hug and turned to meet Quince, who was sitting across from her.Okay, I could see the attraction. He had thick, honey-blond hair pulled back in a ponytail not unlike my own, and a green gemstone stud in one ear. He reached out a grasped my hand, shaking it firmly. “It’s great to meet you. Eugenie talks about you all the time.”“She talks a lot about you too, Quince.” The man had no idea.He smiled and his blue-green eyes were almost enthralling. “Most people call me Rand, but Eugenie likes my real name better than my nickname.”After a half hour of small talk, I wasn’t sure I liked Quince Randolph. He was drop-dead gorgeous, no question about that. But there was something off about him I couldn’t quite pinpoint. He stared too hard when he talked to you, made my eye contact than a normal person. I tried to dig into his head a little but came up blank, which was weird, except I’d done a heavy grounding ritual this morning.“You know, I just noticed something.” Eugenie had a funny look on her face. “You guys have the same hair and eye colo. I’d never realized it till I saw you sitting there across from each other.”“Maybe we’re very distantly related.” Rand smiled.“I doubt it,” I said, frowning. “I don’t have much family. And if we were related, I’d be pissed off that you have better cheekbones.”

Tags : Fae Magic Mermen New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : River Road

59. “One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.”

Tags : Historical Undead Loup Garou Mermen New Orleans Shifters Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

60. “There was a bounty on my head, it was four days before Christmas, and I was having turtle gumbo with a merman, an undead pirate king, two loups-garou, and my best friend - a human pregnant with the half-elven child who had unknowingly helped set this whole debacle in motion. Plus a newbie vampire who didn't like the smell of food anymore.”

Tags : Elves Mermen Paranormal Urban Fantasy Pirates Undead Wizards
Source : Belle Chasse

61. “But our forest is sacred & magical with many unusual creatures & plants.We don’t want people to destroy everything!”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

62. “The room was full of magical objects, animals, photographs, paintings, strange looking plants and many flying books. I only found this room a few days ago and it seems that it keeps changing every time I come.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

63. “Julia really likes school and she is one of the top students. Mikolay doesn’t mind the weekend school because he is allowedto do lots of magic, which he really likes and is very good at.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

64. “Julia heard from her mummy that fairies were gentle creatures with singing voices just like the mermaids.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

65. “I love fairies so much. I would so love to touch one, whispered Julia in excitement. “U can touch me.But please don't touch my wings,they are very fragile,”replied 1 fairy.“I’m Farina,the fairy queen.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

66. “Many trees were pulled out of the ground with their roots crying for water.” The lake was all polluted with thick layers of grease,the grass & flowers were squashed, animals walked around. #kidsbooks "Mikolay & Julia"Total elocological destruction,said Mikolay trying to use one of the funny long words Julia was always using.These are not monsters Farina.These are people and building machines.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

67. “I think you’ve forgotten that this place holds a lot more than justbetraying Hobgoblins. Call upon the spirits, summon fairies, raise thedead! My brother, you have the power to do so--now get off of your buttand use it!”

Tags : Books Fantasy Fiction Middle Grade Fantasy Richard Denney Witches Wizards Zombies
Source : The Immortalists

68. “The people who run the circus kidnapped us from our parents. Since we got here, we have all been working in the circus. We can’t see any of our mummies or kiss them OR cuddle up to them. said Adrian.His tears flowing in his big blue eyes that were the colour of the sky. We didn’t want to listen to our parents when they told us: ‘Never, Ever!” talk to strangers. We all disobeyed and spoke to strangers, and then the strangers stole us away from our parents.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia in the Attic

69. “Mikolay had explored the big attic many times before, and he knew that his mummy misplaced boxes all the time. Ah, I,don’t really want a wand, um, that much. Can we go home now? “Please? begged Julia as she walked toward the door. But Mikolay grabbed her hand and whispered:Lets just see where the shadow is going and after that, we can go right home.Mikolay and Julia carefully moved closer and closer to the wall.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia in the Attic

70. “Me & my fellow fairies are running away from a huge monster that keeps destroying our home land,sobbed Farina.The monster is terribly scary,has huge jaws, creates clouds of smoke & makes loads of noise everywhere it goes.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

71. “Mikolay took his wand out, touched the cage’s lock and said: “Eis Izras” three times. The door opened at once, unfortunately making lots of noise and waking the humans up. Mikolay knew a few powerful hexes and he was able to create small flying dragons. He hoped that he could stop the people, animals, and block the shadows to buy some time.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia in the Attic

72. “We live in the fairy forest of huge trees which is on the other side of the lake, said Farina.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

73. “We need to get to the other side of the lake if you want to help the fairies,” said Mikolay.We could use my crystal ball for transportation,” suggested Julia pulling out a small crystal ball out of her pocket.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

74. “Wow!” gasped Julia. They saw 20 or more young children of every sort lyingon the cold, bare ground.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia in the Attic

75. “Come on, this is a real adventure I have here, screamed Mikolay again, this time more impatiently.I think someone is singing inside the wardrobe. Can you hear that?”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

76. “Suddenly, the shadow disappeared through the wall! Maybe the shadow disappeared again.Can we please go back home now?I really don’t like it here & I’m scared! Julia pleaded.The shadow was standing by a very small cage, pointing its long, thin finger towards the floor.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia in the Attic

77. “When Mikolay and Julia are not at school, they usually go exploring and adventuring. Mikolay’s and Julia’s mummies are both witches and are in charge of fixing things.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

78. “Wachawi hawamwabudu Shetani kwa sababu dhana ya Shetani ni dhana ya Kikristo, na wachawi si Wakristo.”

Tags : Christians Dhana Idea Maleficae Satan Shetani Wachawi Wakristo Witches Wizards

79. “Wachawi wanaabudu miungu ambayo ndani yake kuna Shetani, aliyesababisha Ibilisi achague mabaya badala ya mema kabla Mungu hajamfukuza mbinguni. Shetani ndani yake kuna Shetani. Huyo Shetani aliyeko ndani ya Shetani, anayeitwa Roho ya Mabadiliko ya Kweli ya Ufahamu Kamili wa Siri ya Uumbaji wa Mungu (kwani ukiijua siri ya uumbaji wa Mungu unakuwa kama Mungu), ndiye anayeabudiwa na wachawi.”

Tags : Complete Understanding Evil God Gods Good Heaven Ibilisi Lucifer Mabadiliko Ya Kweli Mabaya Mbinguni Mema Miungu Mungu Real Change Roho Ya Mabadiliko Satan Secret Of Creation Shetani Siri Ya Uumbaji Spirit Of Change Wachawi Witches Wizards

80. “You’re such a little moron, aren’t you? They will hunt you down to the ends of the earth. It’s nothing personal, just business. It’s all about survival, dear boy." Drusilla Blackwood”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Blood Diamond

81. “Little boys jump, but they do not know where. Into the mouth of the demon lair. Hold still and you will see, in his hand is the key. Fire and brimstone. Brimstone and fire. Your ally is clever. a thief and a liar. All is not lost. You can turn it around. But, for a moment...all will be well.....peaceful and sound." Alice.”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Onyx Eyes

82. “Max, you cannot stay in the background forever. It is time to stand out in front. You have all that you need.” Analea”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Emerald Hunt

83. “If you do not get to her time...............He will cut out her heart & feed it to the fishes...." Alice”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Blood Diamond

84. “Hurry up, Hodgeyboy! You run like a fat badger after Sunday tea." Mibbitwiss”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Blood Diamond

85. “Let me out, witch," growled Alice. She began to hum off key.Griselda stepped away from the door."I can help the little wee babes," Alice sung sweetly. "Through the woods and into the dark. Where he whispers the words to make his mark. Little boy of green..." Alice chuckled. "...has gone to the wizard who is evil and mean.”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Emerald Hunt

86. “You have been gifted the Blood Diamond and are surrounded by all that is good. You will not fail as long as you believe.” Analea”

Tags : Adventure Book Series Children Dragon Fantasy Kathy Cyr Magic Max Hamby Middle Grade Fantasy Dwarf Spriggan Trith Trolls Witches Wizards
Author : Kathy Cyr
Source : Max Hamby and the Emerald Hunt

87. “In the civilized countries I believe there are no witches left, nor wizards, nor sorceresses, nor magicians" ~ The Witch of the North”

Tags : Witches Wizards
Author : L. Frank Baum
Source : The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

88. “Mikolay and Julia live in the same neighborhood and go tothe same school every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

89. “If you use magic outside the school, we are going to get into more trouble than ever. I’m still not allowed to eat sweets after the last trouble we got into. They will lock us up and there will be no sweets and no adventuring ever again.”

Tags : Children Children Books Fairies Illustrated Books Kids Kids Books Magic Witches Wizards
Source : Mikolay and Julia Meet the Fairies

90. “You're asking for trouble, woman." At the gruff tone of his voice, I raised my head and met his dark, chocolate-brown eyes, rimmed by long lashes that didn't take an ounce away from his masculinity. I wanted to drown in those eyes."I like trouble, remember?”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic New Orleans Paranormal Urban Fantasy Shifters Wizards
Source : Belle Chasse

91. “What I didn't expect to see was Alex, wearing nothing but a tight pair of black boxer briefs and a red velvet bow around his neck. I swear I almost swooned. I definitely drooled."Oh my God. I'm scarred for life. I'll never be able to unsee that." Jake slapped his hands over his eyes ...”

Tags : Elves Fae New Orleans Paranormal Urban Fantasy Shifters Wizards
Source : Belle Chasse

92. “He's one sexy dead guy," she whispered as Jean barked orders at Jake and Collette, who'd dallied too long before returning to their transport post...."That he is, very sexy for a dead guy," I said. "Accent on the word dead.”

Tags : Elves Fae New Orleans Paranormal Urban Fantasy Pirates Werewolves Wizards
Source : Belle Chasse

93. “He sat beside her. "What sort of things did you dream of?""Oh, what most young girls do, I imagine. Fey tales. True love." She gave a small, self-conscious laugh. "You.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

94. “When he caught his breath, he regarded her with glowing, half-closed eyes. "If I'm very, very good, shei'tani, will you do that again when we're alone?”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

95. “His hand trailed down the side of her face, brushing back spiraling tendrils of hair. "Come, shei'tani, dance the skiles with your mate.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

96. “Live well. Love deep. Tomorrow, we die.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

97. “If honor were reserved only for those who never err, none of us would be worthy," Rain answered.”

Tags : Demons Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Tairen Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

98. “I don't want you to go." She reached up to touch his face and pull him down to her. "I want this, Rain. I want you.”

Tags : Demons Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Tairen Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

99. “Oh, Ellie, you look beautiful. Like a Fey-tale princess.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

100. “Master Fellows surprised Ellysetta with an unexpected compliment. "You have a natural regal grace, my lady, and it has been the greatest of pleasures to teach you. Just remember, while some part of you may always be Ellie, the woodcarver's daughter, you are also Lady Ellysetta, the Tairen Soul's queen." He bowed and kissed her hand. "At the palace tonight, let Ellysetta reign.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magyck Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

101. “If I get in the water in this outfit, the cloth will turn completely transparent.""I know, and I'm looking forward to it more than you can imagine.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

102. “She glanced down and gasped, and her arms slapped into place to cover all her most interesting bits. He grinned. The robe and gown were sheer and he had not spun undergarments.She scowled. "This is not what I would call being 'very, very good.'""That is a matter of perspective, shei'tani. From where I'm standing, it looks very, very good indeed.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Fae Magic Wizards
Author : C.L. Wilson
Source : Lady of Light and Shadows

103. “When I see you, Jolie, I see a woman who is far more than she realizes but who will someday grow into her powers. One who is much stronger than those who would trap her inside their cages or try to put her to harness. One with a bold intelligence, with whom I can laugh. One who surprises me."He paused, and when he spoke again, his voice was so soft I had to strain to hear. "I see a woman who makes me feel alive again, like a man, and not like a wraith who has lived beyond his usefulness in a world that no longer needs him.”

Tags : Elves Fae Loup Garou Magic New Orleans Pirates Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

104. “I believe he's been asked to testify today," I told Lennox, who'd continued to track Truman's progress through the room. "He's a member of the historical undead, Truman Capote, the author. He wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood."..."Hi, Truman, you're sitting next to me," I said, pulling out his chair. I figured after he'd asked me to suck on his cherry, we should be on a first-name basis.”

Tags : Fae Historical Undead New Orleans Pirates Shifters Undead Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

105. “This is beautiful." Eugenie ran her fingers along a massive mahogany sideboard, on the top of which rested a red velvet sash with fine embroidery on it and, on top of the sash, a silver dagger. That little vignette was Jean Lafitte in a nutshell. Refined gentleman and renegade. Velvet and violence.”

Tags : Elves Fae Faeries Magic Shape Shifters Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

106. “I’ll do most of the talking,” Alex said. “But don’t be afraid to ask Melinda Hubert questions-trust your instincts.”My instincts said to stay home and let him handle it. “So, will we play good cop/bad cop? I want to be the bad cop. I’m not the warm. nurturing type.”He cocked an eyebrow at me. “Really?”Jerk. “So what should I do?”“Stop watching cop shows for one.”

Tags : Fae New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : River Road

107. “Strong hands slipped over her shoulders as Alex joined us, standing so close, I could feel his body heat radiating up my back….He squeezed my shoulders a little hard for it to be a show of solidarity. I’d probably have bruises. He was marking his territory.”

Tags : Fae Magic New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : River Road

108. “He’s violent and unpredictable. He hit you once-hard. Oh, sure he saved your life later but it was in his beat interests. Plus, you have absolutely no common sense where he is concerned, and we won’t even mention the dead thing.”

Tags : Fae Magic New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : River Road

109. “DJ, are you awake? Freaking elf. “Go home, Rand.” I am home. Where are you? I frowned and burrowed my face into the soft down pillow. Which wasn’t my pillow. Holy crap. What had happened? I sat up and took in several observations at once, none of which made sense and all of which sent my heart rate jack-rabbiting hard enough to send my blood pressure into the ozone. First, I was lying beneath a heavy bedspread woven in a rich blue-and-cream print. The bed was an elaborate confection made to look like an antique half-tester, and a brass chandelier hung overhead. I recognized the Hotel Monteleone. I recognized Jean Lafitte’s bedroom in the posh Eudora Welty Suite in the Monteleone. I didn’t have a clue as to how I got here. Second, I wore only underwear. My clothes were thrown across a chair in the corner. I had no recollection of removing them. Third, the pillow next to mine still held the clear indentation of a head, and there was water running behind the closed bathroom door. What in God’s name had I done? Rand! Where are you? So help me, if that elf was behind this, I’d splay him open like a catfish and watch his guts fall on the floor. Then I’d batter and deep-fry him. God, Dru. Stop shrieking like an elven shrew. I think you got too cold and went into a survival state.”

Tags : Fae Magic New Orleans Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

110. “I grabbed a shard of glass and spun around, brandishing it in front of me. It was a pretty, stippled blue piece, nice and sharp.“Hold on, tiger. I give up.”A bear of a man stood in front of me, hands raised in mock surrender— well, except for the shotgun in his right hand. He towered well over six feet and was shaped like a linebacker, one who’d gone a little too long between haircuts. Dark curls hugged the collar of a basic black T-shirt that almost camouflaged a black shoulder holster holding some type of nasty-looking black handgun. It all matched his black jeans and boots. He looked like the poster child for an upscale GQ mercenary. The only shred of color on him was his eyes, and they were dark brown. Mr. Monochromatic.He laid the shotgun on the table near the door and stepped back, hands up, watching me from beneath hooded lids. A lesser woman would have noticed the thick muscles moving under his tanned skin when he raised his arms, or the T-shirt that fit just snugly enough to send a girl’s thoughts to the Promised Land. Good thing I don’t notice stuff like that.“If you want to search me for more weapons, I’m game.”My eyes shot back to his, and I felt my cheeks flush, hot and bothered on the way to angry. Leave it to a guy to open his mouth and ruin a perfectly good moment.”

Tags : Fae Magic Wizards
Source : Royal Street

111. “A weathered black and silver Dodge pickup towing a small motorboat pulled up behind us, and Alex circled back to greet the driver. I couldn’t see who sat behind the crusted and dirty windshield, but Alex stood at the driver’s window and pointed down the block where the boulevard disappeared into floodwater. The truck pulled ahead, maneuvered a deft U-turn, and backed toward the water. Alex motioned for me to follow. By the time I lurched my way to the truck, he and the pickup driver were sliding the boat down the trailer ramp. Sweat trickled down my neck, and if I hadn’t been afraid of being poisoned by toxic sludge, I’d have made like a pig and wallowed in the mud to cool off. I kicked at a fire hydrant, trying to jolt some of the heaviest sludge off my boots, and heard a soft laugh behind me. With a final kick that sent a spray of brown gunk flying, I turned to see what was so funny. I needed a laugh. A man leaned against the side of the pickup with his arms crossed. He was a few inches shorter than Alex, maybe just shy of six feet, with sun-streaked blond hair that reached his collar and a sleeveless blue T-shirt and khaki shorts. His tanned legs between the bottom of the shorts and the top of sturdy black shrimp boots were scored with scars, bad ones, as if whatever made them meant to do serious damage. He’d been grinning when I turned around, flashing a heart-stopping set of dimples, but when he saw my eyes linger on his legs, the grin eased into something more wary.”

Tags : Fae Magic Wizards
Source : Royal Street

112. “Junk food nurtures the spirit. I think there's scientific research to prove it.”

Tags : Elves Fae New Orleans Prete Undead Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

113. “Since when do wizards wear robes?" I whispered. "That's falling into every human stereotype ever created." Jeezum. Next thing you knew, they'd be waving around magic wands."The First Elder thought they'd look more intimidating in robes than in business suits," Alex whispered back. "They look like they're on their way to a costume party at Hogwarts.”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic Prete Undead Vampyres Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

114. “I didn't dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole.”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic New Orleans Prete Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

115. “Alex leaned over and treated me to a Rhett Butler kiss, slow and deep but not too sweet. He once told Scarlett something to the effect of how badly she needed kissing, and by someone who knew what he was doing. Alex knew what he was doing. By the time he finished proving it, I was breathless. I rested my head on his shoulder, basking in his warmth and filling my lungs with his scent. "What was that for?""That was to show you how glad I am that we got out of that mess in one piece and that we're here together." He extracted his arm from around my shoulders and sat back. "Now let's talk about your crazy stunt."Damn it, Rhett did that, too. He'd kiss Scarlett silly, then lecture her.”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic New Orleans Prete Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

116. “We walked the length of Jackson Square, stopping to look at the work of a couple of artists who'd set up their sidewalk shops for the day."Look." Eugenie stopped in front of an acrylic painting of a mustached man with curly dark hair, hooded eyes, and a big hooked nose. He looked like he'd steal the hubcaps off your grandmother's Cadillac."It's Jean Lafitte, our most famous pirate," the artist said. "He was quite a character."She had no idea. She also had badly missed the mark on his looks. His hair wasn't that curly, he'd been clean-shaven the whole time I'd known him, his nose was straight and in perfect proportion to the rest of his features, and he didn't have hooded black eyes. Still, he might find it entertaining. "How much?" I asked.”

Tags : Elves Fae Magic New Orleans Shape Shifters Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

117. “I’d pulled my unruly blond hair out of its usual ponytail for the occasion, loaded on some makeup to play up my teal eyes, and poured myself into a little black skirt, short enough to show off my legs while not offending Lafitte’s nineteenth-century sensibilities. It must have worked, because the pirate was giving me that head-to-toe appraisal guys do on instinct, like they’re assessing a juicy slab of beef and deciding whether they want it rare, medium, or well-done. “You really are lovely, Drusilla.” The timbre of Lafitte’s voice shivered down my spine, and I fought the urge to check out the biceps underneath that linen shirt. Holy crap. This was just wrong. I should not be absorbing his lust.”

Tags : Fae Magic Wizards
Source : Royal Street

118. “I narrowed my eyes. Jean stayed awfully well informed about prete politics, and often told me things the Elders hadn't yet learned. I suspected this might be one of those things. "How do you know all this?"He shrugged. "A wise man watches as if her were un aigle and listens as if here were un faucon."Eagles and falcons. Both predators. Appropriate.”

Tags : Elves Fae New Orleans Pirates Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

119. “Suspicion infused Alex's voice. "Okay? That's it?"I looked back at him and smiled. "That's it. We disagree. It's done. We'll deal with whatever comes next."He stood up, brows lowered over squinty eyes. "Did Lafitte ply you with brandy, or have the body snatchers been here?”

Tags : Elves Fae Faeries New Orleans Pirates Undead Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

120. “I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.”

Tags : Elf Elves Fae Fairies New Orleans Pirates Prete Undead Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

121. “A great piece of music make people to close their eyes but a great magic effect make their eyes wide open.”

Tags : Applause Art Artist Artistic Artists Conjurer Conjuring Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Music Surprise Surprises Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

122. “A magician reveals himself not only by the magic he presents but also by the respect and entertainment he gives to his audience.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Entertainment Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Respect Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

123. “The genius of a great magician is as impressive as the genius of a great scientist.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Genius Geniuses Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Scientist Scientists Wizard Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

124. “Magicians made magic but critics made it tricks.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Criticism Critics Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

125. “A magician must always value his magic effects more than himself, because after few years audience may not remember his name but they will remember his magic effect.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Wizard Wizardry Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

126. “As a magician you will miss the hundred percent of the applause if you don't perform.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Wizard Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

127. “If you are a magician then you can always do a lot more magic than you think you can.”

Tags : Applause Conjurer Conjuring Illusion Illusionists Magic Magician Magicians Mentalism Mentalist Wizard Wizards
Author : Amit Kalantri

128. “Ow! That’s my leg, you know.” She rubbed the sore spot. “I’m gonna have a big bruise there now. Thanks a lot.”“Just tell everyone you had to fend off a pack of unicorns with your bare hands. ‘Cause you were just walking around, minding your own business, cavorting with nature, when a bunch of unicorns descended upon you unexpectedly, and wanted to practice their horn- fighting with a human, just in case they happened upon a wizard and they had to battle to stay free. A wizard would use his wand, so you grabbed a stick, but the stick broke, so you only had your hands. And one of the unicorns’ horns went through your leg, and ‘cause their horns have healing qualities or whatever, the hole healed, but he was just a young unicorn, so his powers hadn’t developed fully yet, and so you were left with this battle scar that’ll mark you as a hero for the rest of your life.”There was a brief silence.“You’re full of crap, you know that, right?”“Yup. But I feel better for it.”

Tags : Bruise Friendship Humour Unicorns Wizards
Author : Kelly Batten
Source : One Day You'll Find Me

129. “Jean shifted his commentary from his guard to me. “Drusilla, a grievance must be made against these ruffians and thieves. They have stolen my clothing and given me only this…this….” He ran out of words.“Ugly-ass orange jumpsuit?” I offered, always ready to help Jean with his command of modern English. “Oui, exactement. I demand that you obtain my release, tout de suite. And you must know, a woman who allows her husband to remain in such conditions for an entire evening must face reprimand.”I leaned back in the chair and crossed my arms. “And you must know that, in this day and age, should a man reprimand his wife too much, said wife might leave her husband to enjoy a longer time in his prison cell wearing his ugly-ass orange jumpsuit.”

Tags : Paranormal Pirates Shifters Wizards
Source : Pirateship Down

130. “I hate it when life forces me to be mature.”

Tags : New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : Royal Street

131. “Then I shall tell you the truthful answers to the questions you asked, about my own intentions and motivations. They are not so simple."...He cocked an eyebrow and his cobalt eyes took on a playful sparkle."If I were to avow that you are my immortal life's great passion, that I would give up immortality itself to be at your side and in your bed, you would not believe me, n'est-ce pas?”

Tags : Elves Loup Garou Magic New Orleans Pirates Shifters Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

132. “I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?”

Tags : New Orleans Pirates Shifters Vampires Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

133. “Anytime my magic involved fire and didn't destroy something of cause an explosion, I considered it a victory.My victories have been rare.”

Tags : Elves New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

134. “An iron? Was he kidding? God”

Tags : Magic New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : Royal Street

135. “I took a deep breath. The alligators were halfway up to my ass. Might as well let 'em keep climbing.”

Tags : New Orleans Pirates Wizards
Source : Royal Street

136. “Darling, you know how I like the sight of a stiff one.”

Tags : Dark Fantasy Elf Fantasy Series Fantasy Young Adult Steampunk Wizards
Author : RoChe Montoya
Source : The 2nd Realm

137. “(Evil people) do not believe in forgiveness. Their transgressions are either punished or not punished. That is the only result that matters.”

Tags : Epic Fantasy Fantasy Magic Warfare Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Mirror and the Maelstrom

138. “At least he possessed enough sense to recognize how little sense he possessed.”

Tags : Epic Fantasy Fantasy Magic Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Mirror and the Maelstrom

139. “Me atrevería a decir que un hechicero puede llegar a ser útil y demás, pero, o sea, ¿siempre tienen que actuar de una manera tan puñeteramente rara?”

Tags : Magia Magic Magos Wizardry Wizards
Source : The Heroes

140. “Those of strong character and training are chosen by fate. They cannot help but rise to the forefront when their nations are troubled.”

Tags : Epic Fantasy Fantasy Magic Warfare Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Mirror and the Maelstrom

141. “Why all this death?You might as easily ask ‘Why all this life?’.”

Tags : Epic Fantasy Fantasy Magic Warfare Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Mirror and the Maelstrom

142. “On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.”

Tags : Computers Fantasy Geek Geek Humor Goats Merkin Tongue In Cheek Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

143. “Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.”

Tags : Contemporary Fantasy Fantasy Tongue In Cheek Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

144. “If only that dratted wizard would leave young Frodo alone, perhaps he'll settle down and grow some hobbit-sense,' they said. And to all appearance the wizard did leave Frodo alone, and he did settle down, but the growth of hobbit-sense was not very noticable.”

Tags : Frodo Baggins Hobbits J R R Tolkien The Lord Of The Rings Wizards

145. “Books are the only things worth stealing.”

Tags : Book Books Dragon Dragons Fantasy Magic Wizards Young Adult
Author : Sully Tarnish
Source : The Dragon and the Apprentice: A Wizard's Wager

146. “Finding a master of the dark art of ninjutsu in modern westernized Japan seems as unlikely as finding an active practitioner of the magic of Merlin in contemporary industrialized England.”

Tags : Ninja Wizards

147. “The thinnest thing in the world is the border between good and evil... my next The Opposite Of Magic.”

Tags : Allan Bard Books Evil Fantasy Good Magic Sci Fy Science Fiction Wizards
Author : Ivan Stoikov

148. “Sólo cuando un mago comparte su sueño con otro, las cosas que de otro modo serían imposibles se convierten en posibles. Como por ejemplo, saber escoger bien.”

Tags : Magos Wizards
Source : The Rats and the Ruling Sea

149. “He’s barely finished himself inside me when my release hits. My thighs tense. The breath stalls in my lungs, and then I kick back my head and let out the loudest, throatiest, and most breathless moan in the history of all history, going boneless in a blissful rush. “Gods, I missed you,” Griffin rasps, holding me as I throb around him.The high-impact tremors fade into sweet, lingering aftershocks. I look up at him with heavy-lidded eyes. My lips part, but no words come out. Even the drag of frosty air over my kiss-swollen lips is almost too sensual to bear.Griffin quirks a dark eyebrow, looking smug. “That was easy.” I grin, falling in love with him all over again. “Then do it again.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Greek Gods Kickass Heroine Magic Magical Creatures Wizards
Source : Breath of Fire

150. “Son ingeniosas de verdad, las cosas que inventan los muggles para arreglárselas sin magia.”

Tags : Harry Potter Magia Muggles Wizards
Author : J.K. Rowling

151. “Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand that?" said Ridcully. The Bursar was not technically insane. He had passed through the rapids of insanity som time previously, and was now sculling around in some peaceful pool on the other side. He was quite often coherent, although not by normal human standards.”

Tags : Bursar Funny Insane Wizards
Source : Interesting Times: The Play

152. “Buggeroff, enchanté!”

Tags : Humor Magic Wizardry Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

153. “FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.”

Tags : Humor Magic Tongue In Cheek Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

154. “Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that was Master Sewer’s soul, a high-pitched anxiety fart rustled through the still leaves. If farts could talk, this one would have said, “Damn coppers!”

Tags : Geek Humor Geeks Merkin Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

155. “Tradition, thought Merkin, was not the most reliable thing in the world. Tradition had this nasty habit of asserting itself overnight. A new species of funny-shaped, bioluminescent invertebrate found sixteen thousand feet under the ocean might instantly become part of the Chinese traditional medicine, for instance. You never knew.”

Tags : Geek Geek Books Geek Humor Geeks Merkin Wizards
Author : Sorin Suciu
Source : The Scriptlings

156. “Evil surrounds everyone, but not everyone is able to confront it.”

Tags : Fantasy Books Fantasy Fiction Fantasy Literature Fantasy Series Fantasy Ya Fantasy Young Adult Magic Wizards
Author : George A. Kos
Source : Wizards' Secret Service. Classified: The Brotherhood of Darkness

157. “Don’t you get it Cat? You’re the key. I knew it the day I laid eyes on you.”

Tags : Epic Romantic Fantasy Kick Ass Heroine Magic Oracle Wizards
Source : Breath of Fire

158. “Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, I thought. For they are soggy and hard to light.”

Tags : Humour Tolkien References Wizards
Source : Moon Over Soho

159. “My father always said, he said, “Do not peddle in the affairs of wizards...”

Tags : Tolkien References Wizards
Source : The Light Fantastic

160. “Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!""Well, how?"Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs."Reluctantly.”

Tags : Death Humor Wizards
Source : Equal Rites

161. “If my public existence does anything worthwhile, hopefully it at least demystifies the author a bit, because I know when I was younger I felt like authors were like wizards or something. Turns out they're total muggles.”

Tags : Authors Harry Potter Humor Muggles Wizards
Author : John Green

162. “I get depressed with these fluffy dragons and noble elves. Elves were never noble. They were cruel bastards. And I dislike heroes. You can’t trust the buggers. They always let you down. I don’t believe in the natural nobility of kings, because a large percentage of them in our history have turned out to be power-crazed idiots. And I certainly don’t believe in the wisdom of wizards. I’ve worked with their modern equivalents, and I know what I’m talking about.”

Tags : Dragons Elves Fluffy Dragons Heroes Humanism Kings Wizards

163. “But it is said: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. The choice is yours: to go or wait.''And it is also said,' answered Frodo: 'Go not to the Elves for counsel for they will answer both no and yes.''Is it indeed?' laughed Gildor. 'Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.”

Tags : Advice Elves Frodo Baggins Wizards
Source : The Ring Sets Out

164. “City of Wizards is normally quite a GOOD thing, since only Good WIZARDS seem able to live together. . . .There have been cities of EVIL Wizards in the past. You will occasionally come across the sites of these, reduced to a glassy slag during the ultimate disagreement.”

Tags : City Disagreement Evil Good Harmony Wizards
Source : The Tough Guide to Fantasyland

165. “Besides…where Rincewind went’ – he lowered his voice – ‘trouble followed behind.’Ridcully noticed that the wizards drew a little closer together.‘Sounds all right to me,’ he said. ‘Best place for trouble, behind.”

Tags : Humor Interesting Times Ridcully Rincewind Trouble Wizards

166. “Kylah grabbed a handful of grapes off the tray and started tossing them at Aerric. He tried to catch them in his mouth but was missing more than he was catching. “You totally suck at this,” she said as she laughed. In a flash, Aerric pinned her beneath him. “But I’m fantastic at other things,” he said as he pushed the robe off her shoulder.”

Tags : Demons Dragons Goddesses Magic Mythology Paranormal Phoenix Shifters Uf Urban Fantasy Wizards
Author : Brynn Myers
Source : Redemption

167. “Enemies,' the wizard said, 'are the price of honour.”

Tags : Honor War Wizards
Source : Debt of Bones

168. “Sure, kid. Look, there's a very old saying in my family: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is another wizard fucking with you.”

Tags : Meddlers Wizards
Author : Scott Lynch
Source : Rogues

169. “If I was really, really lucky, Felix might throw a fireball at me, and I'd get out of the rest of this freakshow.”

Tags : Awkward Moments Humor Wizards
Author : Sarah Monette
Source : The Mirador

170. “How does one have a duel with a dragon? Well, since they live high up in the mountains, and getting all the way up there can be quite a nuisance indeed, one just has to ring the guest bell the dragons rather politely placed at the bottom many years ago when very incensed farmers kept appearing with complaints about their dwindling livestock. Dragons jokingly refer to it as “their dinner bell.”

Tags : Fantasy Humor Magic Paranormal Wizards Young Adult
Author : Sully Tarnish
Source : The Dragon and the Apprentice: A Wizard's Wager

171. “The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame”

Tags : Humor Psychology Satire Wizards

172. “Firstly,” said Ponder, “Mr Pessimal wants to know what we do here.”“Do? We are the premier college of magic!” said Ridcully.“But do we teach?”“Only if no alternative presents itself,” said the Dean. “We show ‘em where the library is, give ‘em a few little chats, and graduate the survivors. If they run into any problems, my door is always metaphorically open.”“Metaphorically, sir?” said Ponder.“Yes. But technically, of course, it’s locked.”“Explain to him that we don’t do things, Stibbons,” said the Lecturer in Recent Runes. “We are academics.”

Tags : Academia Discworld University Wizards
Source : A Blink of the Screen: Collected Shorter Fiction

173. “But . . .” Dominic floundered around for a bit before pointing at me accusingly. “You said that there’s weird shit, but it normally turns out to have a rational explanation.” “It does,” said Beverley. “The explanation is a wizard did it.”

Tags : Wizards
Source : Foxglove Summer

174. “Wizards are always troubled about the future.”

Tags : Future Wizards
Source : The Two Towers

175. “If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”

Tags : Fiction Funny Book Quotes Funny Quotes Humour Wizards
Author : Mark Jackman
Source : Shadow of the Badger

176. “He had to admit that this boy looked like good wizard material. In other words, he was thin, gangling, pale from reading disturbing books in unhealthy rooms, and had watery eyes like two lightly poached eggs....Wizards are martyrs to things like asthma and flat feet; it somehow seems to give them their drive.”

Tags : Wizards

177. “It would be tempting to explain this long survival of magical practices by pointing out that they helped to provide many professional wizards with a respectable livelihood. The example of the legal profession is a reminder that it is always possible for a substantial social group to support itself by proffering solutions to problems which they themselves have helped to manufacture.”

Tags : Lawyers Wizards
Author : Keith Thomas

178. “Most humans know better than to cross a wizard. A cat does not care.”

Tags : Cats Wizards
Source : Wizards, Woods and Gods

179. “Wizard is as wizard does.”

Tags : Fantasy Wizards
Source : Ascarion

180. “I wanted to say that lots of things weren't in the libraries of the wise, including plate tectonics, molecular biology and the complete works of J. K. Rowling, but she'd probably say that I was missing the point.”

Tags : Humor Wizards

181. “I talked to Zrakovi this afternoon,” Alex said, giving me an undecipherable look. “He’s putting me back on sentinel duty for the next few weeks while you handle a special assignment.”Special assignment had an ominous ring to it. “What kind of special assignment? And why am I hearing it from you instead of Zrakovi?” Elder Z was my boss, not Alex, however Mr. Bossy liked to think otherwise.“You’re going to be babysitting Jean Lafitte and making sure he doesn’t try to take revenge on anyone for what happened last month.” At my horrified, speechless gape, Alex gave me a grim smile and held his glass of port up in salute as my dessert congealed into a lump in my stomach. “Good luck with that, Jolie.”

Tags : Magic New Orleans Wizards
Source : Pirate's Alley

182. “Life is a constant balancing act, and keeping your balance is not always possible. The better you prepare yourself, the better your chances of regaining your balance when you lose it.” — Princess Alina to her son Ryan, the heir apparent to the crown of the Kingdom of Wisdom”

Tags : Inspirational Life Advice Wisdom Chronicles Wizards
Source : Heirs of Wisdom

183. “When in doubt," the mage Numair Salmalin had taught the pages, "Shoot the wizard.”

Tags : Humor Wizards
Author : Tamora Pierce
Source : Squire

184. “There are eight levels of wizardry on the Disc; after sixteen years Rincewind has failed to achieve even level one. In fact it is considered opinion of some of his tutors that he is incapable even of achieving level zero, which most normal people are born at; to put it another way, it has been suggested that when Rincewind dies the average occult ability of the human race will actually go up by a fraction.”

Tags : Discworld Humor Occult Wizards
Source : Sourcery

185. “The second the door closed after him Laire started jumping, a huge smile on her face and her body shaking in repressed excitement. “I’ll go, I’ll go, I’ll go. You don’t even like the Oracle. Let me.”Before the first words were out of Laire’s mouth, Fallon started to shake her head, and as soon as the green-haired woman took a breath, Fallon used it as her opportunity to say, “No way.”“Please please please.”“Let me rephrase. No way in hell.”Laire stopped jumping, a small pout coming to her lips. How she had been able to prevent an ankle fracture while jumping on those spikes, Larissa would never know. “Why not?”“Because if they have an orgy going on, you’ll want to join. And if they don’t have an orgy going on, you’ll want to start one. I’ll take Aislynn with me.”

Tags : Fantasy Romance Magic Paranormal Romance Sword And Sorcery Wizards
Source : Stone Guardian

186. “Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t actually rude about it. Gods were a visible part of narrativium that made things work, that gave the world its purpose. It was just that they were best avoided close up.”

Tags : Gods Humor Science Terry Pratchett Wizards
Source : The Science of Discworld III: Darwin's Watch

187. “But when the wizard is onstage as the main character, you have to adopt what I call the Jack Vance Rule. I call it this because Jack Vance is the first author successfully and adroitly to have applied this rule in his The Dying Earth. The Jack Vance Rule is: (1) The wizard has to be able to do something unusual, or else he is not a wizard, (2) he cannot do everything, or else there is no drama; therefore (3) the story teller has to communicate to the reader whatever the dividing line is that separates what the wizard can do from what he cannot do, so that the reader can have a reasonable expectation of knowing what the wizard can and cannot do.”

Tags : Fantasy Literature Wizards
Source : Transhuman and Subhuman: Essays on Science Fiction and Awful Truth

188. “What if a wizard was sent to kill him?""Well, as to that," Desmond replied, drawing his.longsword, "wizards die the same as the other men, once you cut their heads off.”

Tags : Wizards

189. “I slammed the doors open a little harder than I needed to, stalked out to the Blue Beetle, and drove away with all the raging power the ancient four-cylinder engine should muster. Behold the angry wizard puttputt-putting away.”

Tags : Cars Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Summer Knight

190. “When a mortal dreams, all kinds of strange things can happen. When a wizard dreams, it can be even weirder. Sometimes, dreams can be intense enough to create a little, temporary world of their own.”

Tags : Dreams Wizards
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Grave Peril

191. “Fate is a tricky animal. Those who believe they harness it, often find a difficult beast to master.”

Tags : Epic Fantasy Fantasy Warfare Prayers Wizards
Author : Daniel McHugh
Source : The Mirror and the Maelstrom

192. “Just one moment of madnessCan rescind a lifetime of moments.Lord Heikan”

Tags : Gaines Magic Wizards Zachania
Source : Zachania Tome Two