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1. “I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.”

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Source : The Wise Man's Fear

2. “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.”

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Source : Mockingjay

3. “The value of a person’s quote or post is not determined by the number of online LIKE vote that it has got, but by the trustworthiness of the people who come truly in its support.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

4. “Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”

Tags : Be Yourself Being Yourself Clever Comedic Differences Everyone Funny Funny But True Humor Ignorance Jokes Laughter Mockery Opinions Personality Personality Types Sense Of Humor Similarities Stupidity Traits Types Witty
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

5. “I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better than average at clever remarks, and I also have a flair for getting people to like me. But to be perfectly fair to myself, I am ever-ready to confess my shortcomings, too, and a quick round of soul-searching forced me to admit that I had never been any good at all at breathing water. As I hung there from the seat belt, dazed and watching the water pour in and swirl around my head, this began to seem like a very large character flaw.”

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Author : Jeff Lindsay
Source : Dearly Devoted Dexter

6. “Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri
Source : Wealth of Words

7. “Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness.”

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Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

8. “A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.”

Tags : Advice Believe In Yourself Courage Dependence Dignity Good Behaviour Implementation Indifference Michael Bassey Johnson Nonchalance Not Moved Opinion Opinions Pride Self Esteem Standard Standing Firm Standing Your Ground Trust Voice Wisdom Wise Witty

9. “A man who withstands all stress given by his spouse and keeps mum on all major matters of his house, often stays long at the workplace because the training imparted by a wife comes handy in the service life to either endure the undue job pressure or release it on others to impress the boss.”

Tags : Boss Buttering Cheat Employee Employer Employment Grooming House Housewife Inspiring Inspiring Thoughts Knowledge Leadership Marriage Mindset Notable People Pressure Sage Observation Sanity Seniors Stress Subordinates Working Environment Workplace
Author : Anuj Somany

10. “Sorry, Bex," Jason said "You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her." "Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight," I pointed out. "Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface.”

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Author : Meg Cabot

11. “Astray from a deep sleep chronic as I write by phonics, like insomnia I will always live the onyx night for revealing, and, upon it, still I'll steal the bright light of day right away just to keep building at speeds hypersonic.”

Tags : Ambition Building Clever Consciousness Development Discovery Fast Pace Growth Hustler Hustlers Ambition Insomnia Living Night Phonics Revealing Sleeplessness Songwriting Stealing Thinking Wordplay Wordsmith Work Work Ethic
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

12. “There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.”

Tags : Agnosticism Apologetics Atheism Christianity Clever Evolution Faith God Persecution Progression Prophecy Rebellion Rebels Religion Skepticism Spirituality Theism Truth Witty
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

13. “Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

Tags : Ask Humor Lies Questions Sarcasm Wit Witty
Source : She Stoops to Conquer

14. “You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

15. “If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

16. “Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

17. “When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.”

Tags : Anger Angry Angry People Angry Young Man Being Cool Calm Cool Funny Funny Quotes Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Matters Motivation Motivational Philosophy Stop Stopping Things That Matter Wisdom Wisdom Quotes Wit Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

18. “It's a time for not showing elation but doing introspection for a person who is being often liked by many or most people in his/her circle because almost everyone likes normally someone who only poses no threat to their position in a life full of cut-throat competition.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

19. “A wise man can say a foolish thing at any time, anywhere, and to anybody.”

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20. “The value of a quote is not determined by the number of online LIKE vote that it has got of the people, but only by the worth of a person who in its support is true to own nature.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

21. “When I battle wits with Jarod Kintz I always feel like I need to take my brain out to give him a transplant. Bad part is we don't have any.”

Tags : Always Argument Battle Brain Fight Giving Jarod Kintz Lack Lacking Nothing Transplant Wit Wits Witty
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

22. “Before marriage, develop your yourself like a magnet - so that anytime you propose or being proposed to, by other magnets; rivers of joy will follow attractions to drop on the ring. It'll be like homecoming of readiness.On that eve, the souls will dream,Anxiety will match the sun's heat.As you say "yes", the world becomes empty as you cuddle in the kiss.Your "Yes" will be like Abel's smoke-offerring to God;You'll experience the eclipse of the Jupiter.That's what one experiences when a prepared soul comes to complement a prepared soul, in the sweet journey of partnership!”

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23. “You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.”

Tags : Critic Criticism Criticize Critics Flirt Flirting Fun Funny Funny Quotes Honest Honesty Making A Difference People Praise Wit Witty Witty Quotations Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

24. “The queen sighed. "What am I going to do with all of you now!" "You're going to let us continue our journey," Belgarath replied calmly. "We'll argue about it, of course, but in the end that's the way it'll turn out."She stared at him. "You did ask, after all. I'm sure you feel better now that you know.”

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Author : David Eddings
Source : Castle of Wizardry

25. “You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm.”

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Author : David Eddings
Source : Castle of Wizardry

26. “Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.”

Tags : Brain Challenge Clever Cognition Cognitive Cognitive Psychology Contemplation Creative Creative Thinking Excessive Funny Humor Ideas Insanity Mentality Perfectionism Philosophy Psychology Think Thinking Thought Witty Wordplay
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

27. “Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

28. “If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

29. “There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish!”

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30. “Which just goes to show, I guess, that dinner parties are like everything else - not as fragile as we think they are.”

Tags : Humorous Truthful Witty
Author : Julie Powell
Source : Julie and Julia: 365 Days, 524 Recipes, 1 Tiny Apartment Kitchen: How One Girl Risked Her Marriage, Her Job, and Her Sanity to Master the Art of Living

31. “A person who can think differently and truly on his feet will always find it difficult to sit and fit as an employee in a workplace, for his attitude & approach towards the work will often hit the ego of most co-workers who can’t compete with him on his level of wisdom and wit.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

32. “A person should not crack a joke regularly until he is making money out of it like a comedian, else most people around him are most likely to treat him like a crack only.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

33. “A person who does not feel like making fool of oneself only by saying usually to the people is most probably not often talking sense.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

34. “Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.”

Tags : History Logic Math Mathematics Moral Philosophy Poetry Rhetoric Science Subtle Wisdom Witty
Author : Francis Bacon
Source : The Collected Works of Sir Francis Bacon

35. “Respect is sweeter when you earn it; you loose respect when you demand respect.”

Tags : Advise Be Yourself Clever Comedic Demand Differences Earn Funny But True Humor Jokes Laughter Loose Mockery Opinions People Personality Personality Types Relationships Respect Sense Of Humor Similarities Stupidity Sweet Types Witty

36. “The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”

Tags : Insult Simile Witty
Source : A Feast for Crows

37. “Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.”

Tags : Humor Sarcasm Teasing Witty
Author : Cate Tiernan
Source : Immortal Beloved

38. “A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end.“Yeah? Did you see what I did with my keys? ”Silence. Then dial tone.These younger demons. So easily discouraged.”

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Author : Josh Lanyon
Source : The Hell You Say

39. “A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”

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Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Storm Front

40. “Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.”

Tags : Clever Comical Funny Hilarious Ironic Irony Witty
Author : James Dashner
Source : The Maze Runner

41. “This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.”

Tags : Humor Witty
Source : Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century

42. “Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.”

Tags : Clever Funny Humour Sarcasism Witty

43. “You've known him how long?" Malcolm asked. "Since he was a small boy. I firs noticed him when he slipped into Master Chubb's kitchen to steal some pies." "So, what did you have to say to Will when you caught him stealing these pies? "Oh, I didn't let on I was there. We rangers can be very unobtrusive when we choose. I remained out of sight and watched him. I thought he might have potential to be a ranger." Halt said. Horace joined in "Why?" Halt answered carefully. "Because he was excellent at moving from cover to cover. Chubb entered 3 times and never noticed him. So i thought that if he could acheive that with no training, he would make a good ranger." "No" Horace spoke. "Thats not what I meant. Why were you hiding in the kitchen in the first place?" "I told you. I was watching Will to see if he had the potential to be a ranger." "Thats not what you said. You said that was the first time you noticed Will." "Does it matter?" "Not really. Were you hiding from chub yourself and Will just turned up by coincidence?" "And why would I be hiding from master Chubb in his own kitchen?" "Well, there were freshly made pies on the windowsill, and you like pies, don't you?" "Are you acusing me of trying to steal those pies?!?!" "No, of course not. I just thought i'd give you the opportunity to confess." After a pause, Halt continued. "You know, Horace, you used to be a most agreeable young man. Whatever happened to you?" "I've spent to much time around you, I suppose." And Halt had to admit that was probably true.”

Tags : Fun Laugh Out Loud Ranger S Apprentice Witty
Author : John Flanagan

44. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

Tags : Humor Reading Witty
Author : Josh Lanyon
Source : The Dickens with Love

45. “What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.”

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Author : Erich Segal
Source : Love Story

46. “One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.”

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Author : Oscar Wilde

47. “So just let me deal with it, I can be emotionally flawed and still love you all at the same time. I’m a great multitasker.”

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Author : Holly Hood
Source : Prison of Paradise

48. “-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.”

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Source : Westmark

49. “I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.”

Tags : Humor Witty

50. “The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?”

Tags : Humor Lennie Walker Witty
Author : Jandy Nelson
Source : The Sky Is Everywhere

51. “You noticed that I wore this outfit twice? Why, the only thing you wear twice is a sour expression.”

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52. “And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!”

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Author : Susan Kay
Source : Phantom

53. “Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.”

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Author : Mervyn Peake
Source : Titus Groan

54. “Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt," the man's voice said with an elegant aplomb. "Where would you like your guest's things, sir?”

Tags : Humor Witty
Author : Tiffany Reisz
Source : The Angel

55. “Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.”

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Source : Fight Club

56. “I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.”

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57. “By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

58. “I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.”

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Author : Don Roff

59. “A monkey plays only with the monkeys, a donkey only enjoys the bray of the donkeys; these and other examples prove that the NATURE helps round the clock to bring & bond together automatically every living creature of the common internal features and there is absolutely no glitch possible in its working & the people can’t be an exception. So rest assured, a person doesn’t need to surround anyone or go around finding someone better & beautiful as everything depends purely on everyone’s own nature and no one has a different associates than who s/he is as character in life i.e. a good individual gets only the good, a positive stays always with the positive and so it goes with the others.”

Tags : Awakening Businessmen Duffers Factuality Famous Quote Heart Hypocriste Hypocrite Inspiration Leadership Quote Living Being Loyalty Motivation Negative People People Nature Positive Positivity Reality Relationship Sensibility Sensitive Soul Toxic People Traits True Motivational Speaker
Author : Anuj Somany

60. “You might not get the apology you deserve. You might not get answers to explain the actions of others. You might not get truth that makes sense to you. You might not get people to understand what you went through because of them. You might not get communication. You might not get maturity. You might not get mercy or even common decency. You might not get respect or the chance to explain your side of the story. However, you do get to choose how people treat you. God loves you enough to bring people into your life who won't hurt you, abuse you, betray you, lie and gossip about you, psycho analyse you, break your heart or make you an option or choice. He will bring people into your life that will love you, respect you, fight for you, show gratitude for your love and want to be a part of your life mission. The best part of this is you don't have to convince them of your worth. They want to be there. They know your value. They know your struggles. They are in touch with their own faults and understand you struggle just like everyone else. They won't hold you to a greater standard then they do themselves. They care about you and don't want to see you cry, feel discouraged or give up on this life. When you know the power of who you are and what you have to accomplish you will scratch your head in disbelief that you allowed other people to dictate who you are based on little knowledge of what God knows about you and your life purpose. Letting go isn't about accepting defeat or acknowledging you were wrong. Sometimes letting go is realizing that God has something better in store for you.”

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61. “It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.”

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62. “Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the door.”

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63. “For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.”

Tags : Apologetics Butt Clever Cult Death Denominations Derriere Execution Extremism Fanaticism Funny Funny But True Hate Heresy Humor Ideology Law Murder Radical Religion Sin Violence War Witty
Author : Criss Jami

64. “A person who can feel the pain of the underprivileged people can always be a true, stand-up comedian; most performers do not stand up to this standard and yet, surprisingly, many are popular.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

65. “Keep your heads up! We are sinking!”

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Source : The New Land

66. “Everyone does the adjustment to counteract the effects of an inflation, but the only difference is that the BUSINESSMEN do it by hiking their product and/or services prices to stay within their profit level whereas the majority of the SALARIED-CLASS PEOPLE do it by reducing their expenses to stay within their income level; so the inflation largely affects the latter than the former group of people.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

67. “I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.”

Tags : Being Clever Default Development Evaluation Experience Feelings Fun Fun And Games Games Happy Joy Learning Living Mentality Mind Need Peace Point Psychology Question Stoic Stoicism Wisdom Work
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Diotima, Battery, Electric Personality

68. “Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems...""Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.”

Tags : Alcoves Answer Arm Blank Captain Cliff Funny Language Mother Name Point Query Question Response Sarcasm Sarcastic Title Tongue Voice Wit Witty Word
Author : Robin Hobb
Source : Ship of Magic

69. “It is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg.”

Tags : Begging Pleasure Poverty Theft Witty
Author : Oscar Wilde
Source : The Soul of Man Under Socialism

70. “You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.”

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Author : Amit Kalantri

71. “The first and last weakness of his life, before him again. For a moment he felt himself blinded by his own memories; his own remembrances of the wits and wiles of Marian Halcombe that would steal into his thoughts; the sound of her laughter at his outrageous tales, the shadowed glance of distrust, the way her eyebrows would raise ever so slightly despite her resolution to seem disinterested in his foreign insights. She was the first woman he ventured to have complete equality in matching his tremendous cleverness.”

Tags : Blinded Clever Cleverness Distrust Equal Eyebrows Foreign Glances Insight Insights Laughter Life Match Matching Memories Memory Remembering Remembrance Resolutions Tales Thoughts Weakness Wiles Wits Witty
Source : The Woman in White

72. “It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent”

Tags : Absurd Deer Headlights Hobby Humor Ships Talent Thing Witty
Author : Josh Stern
Source : And That’s Why I’m Single

73. “When too many people, either ignorantly or intentionally, but happily going in the wrong direction; anyone with a positive reflection & good intention goading them to do introspection for the course correction or the right selection of the partner, is most likely to be branded by a few or most of them to be a NEGATIVE person.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

74. “If a thought has been said or shared for merely fun, then only there is likely to be support from many ones; otherwise often none.”

Tags : Appreciation Cheating Crafty Duffers Funny Humanity Humor Hypocrite Intellectual Leadership Quotes Life And Living Life Philosophy Notable People Noteworthy Praise Psychology Quack Sage Saying Simple Supporter True Mentor True Motivational Speaker Wise Words
Author : Anuj Somany

75. “I won't be stuck in traffic 'til I see how rugged my path isAnd right now I'm loving how fast my troubles are fastingNo they don't bother me oh realizing I'm psychopathicA wild beast, baby I'm gladly running afterYes a thing called peace outlasting any madnessThe devil fears me oh he's feelingLike a fragment of a fractionNo he won't come near me'Cause his hat trick's out of practice”

Tags : Devil Emotions Fasting Freedom Happiness Intimidation Joy Love Lyrics Madness Pain Peace Poem Poetry Songwriting Suffering Traffic Trickery Troubles Victory
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Venus in Arms

76. “I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.”

Tags : Quip Witty
Source : We Can Build You

77. “A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.”

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78. “Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life'; banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'.”

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Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

79. “I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.”

Tags : Choice Choices Clear Thinking Common Sense Crowd Funny Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Motivation Motivational Motivational Quotes Philosophy Right Stupid Stupidity Wisdom Wisdom Quotes Wit Witty Witty Quotes Wrong
Author : Amit Kalantri

80. “Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.”

Tags : Clever Eye Opener Reminder Sharp Witty
Author : W. Ian Thomas

81. “... sentiments which Feliks had already come to recognise as being characteristic of The Times, which would have described the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse as strong rulers who could do nothing but good for the stability of the international situation.”

Tags : Funny Newspaper Witty
Author : Ken Follett
Source : The Man From St. Petersburg

82. “The crux of whole problem of the world is that most people take most often an opinion as a fact and a fact as an opinion; and this is all usually done out of self-vested interest only.”

Tags : Author Cheat Correction Crux Hypocrite Inspirational Inspiring Words Intentional Lust Materialism Money Minded Motivational Noteworthy Noticeable Opinion Practicality Quote Real Real Ground Situation Sage Self Centred Self Vested Interest Thought True Motivational Speaker Universal Fact
Author : Anuj Somany

83. “Maturity involves turning an insult into a feedback.”

Tags : Advice Apprentice Clever College Criticism Discernment Dish Ego Funny Humor Hypocrisy Ignorance Instruction Intelligence Knowledge Master Narcissism Parenting Pride Professor Pupil Rebellion Taking Advice And Giving Advice Training Understanding Witty
Source : Psychology of Friendship for Leadership

84. “It is so amazing to see how lots of people can beguile themselves to believe that they have not been caught as who they actually are by the post or thought that they like, comment, say or share online and, most surprisingly, continue to regale themselves with the netizens of their type only.”

Tags : Author Fools Hypocrite Motivational Netizens Networking Original Original Thought Originality Pals Post Quote Regale Sage Saying Sage Words Speaker Spirituality Thinking True Motivational Speaker Wisdom Quote Witty Writers Writing
Author : Anuj Somany

85. “If anyone says anything factual but unusual & different from that being accepted unanimously as the truth amongst animals claiming to be social, then it’s a sort of ritual since time immemorial to make that person’s life miserable besides branding him mad; and when his idea or thought turns out to be true, it is not a bit surprising to see those people retracting their earlier version to say that they always knew that he was an intellectual and also believed-in in what that individual had then said.”

Tags : Fake General People Inspirational Inspiring Inspiring Quotes Life Lessons Life Philosophy Mad Making A Difference Observation Opinion Reality Relationship Social Animals Standpoints Thought Of The Day True To Oneself Understanding Viewpoints Views
Author : Anuj Somany

86. “Every married lady wants to be treated like a queen, so she has to often wage a cold war against her mother-in-law and, at times, an open conflict to make a way to gain the crown and retain the highest position; in this pursuit, a woman loves to have no resistance or opposition from any quarter and, therefore, likes only a man who remains as an inactive king in the house. Unsurprisingly in this home battle, all arms and combat training to make her rule and reign supreme are often provided by her mother only.”

Tags : Battle Characteristics Foolishness Home Problems House Rules Intelligent Lady Lady Of The House Life And Living Like Love Marital Problems Marriage Marriage Advice Motivational Opposition Original People Quote Of The Day Relationship Resistance Sanity Self Centred Selfish People Thought Of The Day Wisdom Quotes Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

87. “Just say something nice and right, and then see how so many people try to prove the same thing full of lies and wrong.”

Tags : Crafty Cunning Fake Famous Good Thought Humanity Hypocrite People Intellectual Liars Lies Nice Original Thought Originality Reality Selfish Simplicity True Mentor True Motivational Speaker Truth Upright Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

88. “A person’s THOUGHT that does not make most people often think that the life is miserable, has not been thought really well.”

Tags : Character Cheat Dumb And Deaf World Friendship Insanity Inspirational Inspiring Intellectual Intelligent Life Life And Living Motivational Quotes Quote Quote Of The Day Relationship Selfish World Selfishness Shrewd Thought Of The Day True Mentor True Motivational Speaker Wisdom Quotes Wise Saying Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

89. “The challenge to a person having an open mind is that the foolish people see his brain as an open top barrel and so they try to just put their rubbish things or thoughts in it than benefiting from him.”

Tags : Challenges Characteristics Of Leadership Crafty Duffers Famous Hypocrite Inspirational Leadership Quotes Life Lessons Mental Makeup Mindset Money Minded People Motivational Open Minded Original Practicality Reality Rubbish Sage Saying Self Centred Selfish People Selfishness Sensible True Mentor Wisdom Quotes Wise Words Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

90. “Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.”

Tags : Aim Anger Business Confidence Creativity Education Faith Family Fear Happiness Heart History Humorous Leadership Life Love Optimism Peace Sad Time Wisdom Wise Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

91. “Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it.”

Tags : Belief Business Change Confidence Courage Creativity Death Desire Dreams Education Failure Fear History Hope Imagination Leadership Life Loneliness Love Marriage Patience Poems Relationship Religion School Success Time Truth Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

92. “In the end all the puzzles of your life will be solved ,until then... laugh at the scepticism, live for the moment and remember everything happens for a reason.”

Tags : Age Anger Business Change Courage Creativity Education Faith Fear Forgiveness Happiness Hate Imagination One Liner Patience Peace Poems Politics Poverty Sad Truth Ve Attitude
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

93. “Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings.”

Tags : Age Anger Change Courage Creativity Death Desire Education Failure Faith Family Happiness History Hope Imagination Inspirational Leadership Loneliness One Liner Opportunity Patriotism Politics Success Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

94. “Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.”

Tags : Age Death Desire Faith Family Fear History Humorous Imagination Leadership Life Loneliness Marriage Opportunity Patience Patriotism Philosophy Poems Romantic Sad Time Ve Attitude Wisdom Wise Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

95. “A person with good heart is always happy. However its a myth because most of the time his heart is full of wounds as it except only good thing from others still he love the people who treat it right & pray for the ones who don't”

Tags : Aim Belief Business Change Desire Dreams Family Forgiveness Goal God Happiness Hate History Imagination Inspirational Leadership Life Love Opportunity Optimism Patriotism Poems Relationship Romantic Sad School Success Time Wisdom Wise
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

96. “Life is about the moments you create,that you can keep with you forever.After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.”

Tags : Aim Belief Change Confidence Courage Dreams Family Goal History Humorous Imagination Leadership Loneliness Love One Liner Opportunity Patience Patriotism Peace Philosophy Poems Relationship Sad Science Success Time War Wisdom Wise
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

97. “If someone talks bad about us, we feel bad. If someone talks good about us we feel good. The question is ,Have we given our remote to others for the way we feel?Live your life in your way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Tags : Age Anger Change Creativity Faith Family Fear Goal Happiness Heart Marriage Opportunity Optimism Patience Peace Poverty Science Ve Attitude War Wisdom Wise Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

98. “For a happy life,it's best we should ignore &overlook things,people,incidents,affairs & matters.It is not necessary that we show a reaction to everything. Step back & ask yourself if the matter is really worth responding to.”

Tags : Belief Change Creativity Death Dreams Education Failure Forgiveness God Heart Hope Humorous Leadership Optimism Peace Politics Poverty Religion School Success Truth Wisdom Wise Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

99. “Life is a university, you will keep learning new things all the time. The tombstone will be your degree.Make sure it's worth a fortune for those who admire you.”

Tags : Business Courage Creativity Desire History Hope Humorous Inspirational Marriage One Liner Poems Politics Sad School Truth Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

100. “Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, Only if we are interested in improving rather than proving.”

Tags : Aim Anger Creativity Death Desire Family Fear Happiness Imagination Inspirational Patriotism Peace Science Success Ve Attitude War Wisdom Wise Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

101. “Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.”

Tags : Age Aim Belief Business Death Desire Dreams Faith Family Fear Forgiveness Inspirational Leadership Loneliness Marriage Optimism Peace Philosophy Religion Romantic Sad Science Time Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

102. “A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS.”

Tags : Aim Belief Business Confidence Courage Dreams Education Family Forgiveness Hate One Liner Optimism Patience Peace Politics Poverty Relationship Religion War Wisdom Wise
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

103. “If we try to see something positive in everything we do, life won't necessarily become easier but it becomes more valuable.”

Tags : Age Belief Business Courage Creativity Desire Dreams Faith Family Forgiveness Hope Humorous Imagination Life Loneliness Marriage One Liner Optimism Poems Poverty Romantic Sad School Science Time Truth
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

104. “Literacy rate tells us about the section of society who can read and write, but do we have a tool which can share the stats about out how many educated illiterates we have in our society.”

Tags : Business Change Confidence Courage Creativity Dreams Failure Faith Fear Forgiveness Goal Happiness Hate Heart Humorous Inspirational Leadership Life Loneliness Love Marriage Philosophy Poverty Relationship Romantic School Success Time War
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

105. “The most important subject in the curriculum in the future years will be how to love ourselves and be content.”

Tags : Aim Change Death Desire Failure Faith Forgiveness History Hope Loneliness Love One Liner Opportunity Optimism Patience Philosophy Politics Poverty Religion Romantic Sad Success Time Truth Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

106. “There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love""Period”

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Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

107. “We live in a society where every business has a huge scope. Even if you open a shop selling snakes people will buy it. Thinking they will direct them to their neighbors house.”

Tags : Anger Belief Business Creativity Dreams Education Faith Goal History Hope Leadership Love One Liner Opportunity Optimism Patriotism Poverty Relationship Romantic Science Success Time War Witty
Source : Life " Beginning of an End "

108. “Seek isolation as much as possible from time to time for it gives fuel for own mind ignition to do the right introspection and, importantly, do the correct identification of others character and intention.”

Tags : Action Adulation Attitude Behaviour Character Cheap Cheat Correct Creativity Facts Fake Humanity Iconic Inspirational Intention Isolation Motivational Notable People People Nature Reality Sage Sayings Sensible Sensitive Shrewd Solitude True Mentor True Motivational Speaker Wise Man Wise Sayings Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

109. “He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.”

Tags : Ironic Witty
Author : James Jones
Source : From Here to Eternity

110. “Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.”

Tags : Clever Emotional Emotions Experience Experiences Funny Funny Quotes Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Memory Motivational Motivational Quotes Philosophy Sentimental Sentiments Smart Smartness Wisdom Wisdom Quotes Wit Witty
Author : Amit Kalantri
Source : Wealth of Words

111. “My wit is only as stupid as the audience.”

Tags : Audience Clever Peers Performance Smart Wit Witty
Source : Write like no one is reading

112. “Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.”

Tags : Awful Funny Funny Quotes Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Major Majority Majority View Motivation Motivational Motivational Quotes Philosophy Right Wisdom Wisdom Quotes Wit Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

113. “He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.”

Tags : Asshole Charming Cocky Intelligence Love Smart Stupid Witty
Source : Chasing Harry Winston

114. “I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but he has reason to be vain, and for my part I forgive him. He has done wonders for the cause of liberty, both in America and Europe, and I believe him to be conscientiously an honest man. He converses extremely well; and I find him wittier in discourse than in his writings, where his humour is clumsy enough.”

Tags : America Belief Europe Famous Forgiveness Founding Father Honesty Humor Liberty Paine Reason Thomas Paine Tom Paine Witty
Author : Wolfe Tone
Source : The Autobiography of Theobald Wolfe Tone. 1763-1798 Volume 2

115. “In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.”

Tags : Amit Kalantri Quotes Belief Beliefs Choice Choices Common Knowledge Common Sense Common Sense Quotes Complicate Complicated Complications General Sense Ignorance Of People Inspiration Inspirational Quotes Motivation Motivational Motivational Quotes People Superstition Superstitious Wit Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri
Source : Wealth of Words

116. “ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a sale on social mobility. The longer your coffee order takes to place, the more you have to pay.' 'Perfect. Reverse consumerism.' ”

Tags : Coffee Snobs Witty
Author : S.W. Vaughn
Source : Skin Deep

117. “If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.”

Tags : Convincing Humor Mine Relationships Smart Witty Yours
Source : Write like no one is reading

118. “The door handle turned. Someone knocked, and a man's voice called, "Uh, hello?"Valkyrie looked at Skulduggery, looked back at the others, looked at Skulduggery again."Hello," Skulduggery said, speaking loudly to be heard over the alarm. "Hi," said the man. "The door's locked.""Is it?""Yes.""That's funny" said Skulduggery. "Hold on a moment." He reached out, jiggled the handle a few times, then stepped back. "Yes, it's locked. You wouldn't happen to have the key, would you?"There was a delay in response from the other side. "I'm sorry," the man called, "Who am I speaking with?"Skulduggery tilted his head. "Who am I speaking with?""This is Oscar Nightfall.""Are you sure?""What?""Are you sure you are who you say you are? This is the Great Chamber, after all. It's a very important place for very important people. It is not beyond the realms of possibility that someone, and I'm not saying that this applies to you in particular, but someone could conceivably lie about who they are in order to gain access to this room. I have to be vigilant, especially now. There's a war on, you know."Oscar Nightfall sounded puzzled. Who are you?""Me? I'm nobody. I'm a cleaner. I'm one of the cleaners. I was cleaning the thrones and the door shut behind me. Now I can't get out. Could you try and find a key?""What's your name? Give me you name.""No. It's mine.""Tell me your name!""My name is Oscar Nightfall.""What? No it isn't. That's my name.""Is it? Since when?""Since I took it!""You didn't ask me if you could take it. I was using it first.""Open this door immediately.""I don't have the key.""I'll fetch the Cleavers.""I found the key. It was in the keyhole. It's always the last place you look isn't it? I'm unlocking the door now. Here we go."Skulduggery relaxed the air pressure, opened the door, and pulled Oscar Nightfall inside. Valkyrie stuck out her foot, and Oscar stumbled over it and Vex shoved him to Ghastly and Ghastly punched him. Oscar fell down and didn't get up again. Skulduggery closed the door once more.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Clever Epic Hilarious Make Me Laugh Smart Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

119. “If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends.""We never thought of that," Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a guilty flutter in one's stomach, and Klaus felt such a flutter now. "You certainly are an intelligent man.""Not only am I intelligent," Genghis agreed, "but I'm also very smart.”

Tags : A Series Of Unfortunate Events Clever Count Olaf Funny Humor Intelligent Lemony Snicket Lies Smart Witty
Source : The Austere Academy

120. “It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.”

Tags : Smart Sunlight Witty
Author : Olivia Fuller
Source : Something Wicked

121. “I chase goals, not girls.”

Tags : 20Th Century 20Th Century Quotes Arrogance Chase Chasing Love Fun Funny Funny Quotes Girls Goal Goal Setting Goals Human Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Love Hurts Modernism Modernity Motivation Motivational Philosophy Pride Proud Wisdom Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

122. “I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.”

Tags : Amit Kalantri Amit Kalantri Quotes Books Contracts Diamond Funny Funny Quotes Gold Hobbies Hobby Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Quotes Knowledge Library Material Motivational Noblest Reading Books Resume Solutions Wisdom Witty
Author : Amit Kalantri

123. “Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.”

Tags : Amit Kalantri Quotes Book Reading Curriculum Vitae Fun Funny Funny Quotes Hobbies Hobby Of Reading Humans Inspiration Inspirational Inspirational Quotes Motivation Motivational Motivational Quotes Noble Noblest Reading Reading Books Wisdom Witty
Author : Amit Kalantri

124. “The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.”

Tags : Amit Kalantri Characteristics Features Fun Funny Girl Girls Human Humans Inspiration Inspirational Quotes Motivation Motivational Motivational Quotes Mysterious Philosophy Secret Wisdom Wit Woman Women
Author : Amit Kalantri

125. “All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.”

Tags : Beauties Beautiful Beautiful Woman Beautiful Women Beauty Fun Funny Funny Quotes Wit Witty Witty Quotes Woman Women
Author : Amit Kalantri

126. “Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.”

Tags : Advice Advise Advises Fun Funny Funny Quotes Giving Advice Slang Tolerance Wit Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

127. “Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.”

Tags : Behaviour Clean Up Composure Control Cover Up Deception Defamation Dignity Disgrace Gentle Lies Michael Bassey Johnson Poise Reputation Self Image Self Respect Shame Swindle Trick Witty

128. “I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.”

Tags : Absurd Absurdity Agnosticism Artist Atheism Belief Clever Crazy Enjoyment Faith Fun Funny Funny But True Humility Lyrics Outrageous Outstanding Philosophy Respect Sane Science Serious Spoken Word Theism Theory Trust Truth Wild Witty Words Writing
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

129. “A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.”

Tags : Comedy Conversation Entertainment Talk Talking Wit Witty
Source : D.V.

130. “If the people could be awakened to their senses by mere preaching or writing, then probably no person would be smoking upon seeing the statutory warning on cigarette packets.”

Tags : Author Awakening Inspirational Intellectual Motivational Notable People People Practice Preach Preaching Quote Sage Sane Selfish Sensible Teaching Wisdom Quote Wise Witty Writing
Author : Anuj Somany

131. “Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.”

Tags : Confuse Entertain Entertaining Entertainment Fool Foolish Foolishness Fools Irritated Irritation Mind Minds Wit Witty Witty Quotes
Author : Amit Kalantri

132. “(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.”

Tags : Comebacks Funny And Random Humor Humorous Retort Satire Wit Witty
Source : Maskerade

133. “Ranta: Let's just pray that she actually is a tsundere... Though, if she were a tsundere, obviously, the one she'd go dere for is me, you know? That's kind of... not so bad, I guess?Moguzo: O-Obviously, she wouldn't go dere for Ranta, I think...Ranta: Oh, shut up, Moguzo!”

Tags : Comeback Retort Tsundere Witty Witty Comeback Witty Comebacks
Author : Ao Jūmonji
Source : Level 1ː A Whisper, an Aria, a Prayer, an Awakening

134. “This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.”

Tags : Art Artist Clever Controversy Discomfort Disturbing Fame Frame Grandstanding Honesty Importance Music Offensive Photography Picture Platform Shock Songwriting Witty Wordplay Wordsmith
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

135. “This is why you shouldn’t hire your friends. It’s all nice and professional until the insubordination starts. She sighed.”

Tags : Houmor Quotes Veronica Mars Witty
Author : Rob Thomas
Source : Mr. Kiss and Tell

136. “What were you supposed to say to people you barely knew? That was the kind of thing I needed lessons in - forget algebra and history.”

Tags : Real Sense Witty

137. “Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so yourself.""Too proud to crawl?" Kelsier said. "Nosense! Why, I'd say that we Mistborn are too proud not to be humble enough to go crawling about--in a dignified manner, of course."Dockson frowned, approaching the desk. "Kell, that didn't make any sense.""We Mistborn need not make sense.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Dry Humor Dry Wit Funny Funny Quotes Great Quote Hilarious Hysterical Make Me Laugh Silliness Witty
Source : The Final Empire

138. “Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.”

Tags : Funny Humor Snarky Witty
Author : Darynda Jones

139. “My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.”

Tags : Sexy Humor Witty
Author : Sarina Bowen
Source : Bittersweet

140. “Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.”

Tags : Alpha Love Passion Sarcastic Sexy Witty
Author : Rucy Ban

141. “He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable”

Tags : Emma Funny Goldrick Harlequin Special Edition Hero Humor Romance Smile Wit Witty
Author : Emma Goldrick

142. “My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.”

Tags : Humor Self Consciousness Witty
Author : Steve Kluger

143. “Music gives inspiration...one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.”

Tags : Celestial Heavenly Music Humming Idea Inspirational Instrument Michael Bassey Johnson Music Ochestra Poetry Relaxation Sound Thoughts Trance Voilin Wind Wits Witty

144. “Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.”

Tags : Best Bright Side Cute Funny Hell Pagan Relegion Smartass Wednesday Witty
Author : Dennis Sharpe
Source : Wednesday

145. “Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.”

Tags : Best Sellers Books Fact Substance Truth Witty
Author : Jessica Zafra
Source : Womenagerie and Other Tales from the Front

146. “Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.”

Tags : Advice Advice To Beginners Humor Humor Inspirational Keyholes Sarcasm Witty
Author : Gary K. Wolf

147. “Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.”

Tags : Habit Handy Witty

148. “He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't know we know he's a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really he's secretly working for them. Dexter, how's your brain?""Hurting.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Erskine Ravel Funny Hilarious Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

149. “Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Hilarious Make Me Laugh Random Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

150. “Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like it. If I'd like it, buy it for me. But nothing cheap. I have standards. Nothing too expensive, either. My standards aren't that high.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Crazy Fun Quote Funny Hilarious Hysterical Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Dying of the Light

151. “Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious."He hissed at me.""He hissed at you.""Should I hiss back?""It's a bit late.""He could still hear.""Not unless you run after him.""Do you think I should?""Probably not.""I think I should.""It'd be a bit weird.""You might be right." Donegan pursed his lips, then shook his fist at the doorway."That showed him," said Gracious.Donegan nodded. "He'll think twice about hissing at me again.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Clever Funny Hilarious Intellectual Make Me Laugh Wise Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

152. “I... I don't, I don't think I can do this.""Do what?"It didn't answer."Do the tests?""I can't work with you when you're like this!" it blurted. "To every one of my specimens, I am the last thing they see! Terrror is what I am used to-- terror is what I like! I prefer my subjects to scream and beg, not ask to see results!""I'll scream my questions, if that helps.""It won't," it said sadly. "I'll know you're only trying to make me feel better.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Doctor Nye Genius Hilarious Make Me Laugh Silly Valkyrie Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Dying of the Light

153. “He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?""I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. "And I want to do it slowly, in front of a lot of people. Using a hammer."Skulduggery nodded. "Very healthy.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Hilarious Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

154. “We're authors, too," Donegan said, "and we've been trying to get into the picture-book market. We have this idea for a Where's Wally type thing, except in ours, you'd have to find the one living person hiding in among all the dismembered corpses while the chainsaw-wielding killer hunts him down. You know, for kids.""We're going to call is Save the Survivor," Gracious said.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Epic Funny Hilarious Intellectual Make Me Laugh Morbid Thought Provoking Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Last Stand of Dead Men

155. “Valkyrie stood there and waited for her to start making sense."There is a vegetable-plant hybrid we've been working on, modifying the genes and receptors, mutating the proteins and acids so that they are, in effect, neurotransmitters. Our work on the synapses alone has been quite illuminating."Valkyrie stood there and waited for her to start making sense.”

Tags : Epic Quote Funny Hilarious Make Me Laugh Science Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Dying of the Light

156. “I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."The traffic warden frowned. "Her?""Me," said Stephanie."Him?""Not me," said Skulduggery. "Her.""Me," said Stephanie."You?" said the traffic warden."Yes," said Stephanie. "I'm sorry, who are you?"Stephanie looked at him. "I'm Her, he's Me. Got it?”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Funny Quote Hilarious Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Dying of the Light

157. “Ear demons are totally real," Cody said. "They're what make microphones like these ones work. They're also what tell you to eat the last slice of pie when you know Tia wanted it.”

Tags : Awesome Funny Goofy Great Quote Hilarious Quotes Make Me Laugh Silly Witty
Source : Steelheart

158. “Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?"Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh , hell," she muttered. Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?""Please don't annoy him.""Me? When have I EVER annoyed the great Skulduggery Pleasant?"Skulduggery arrived at their table. Wreath smile up at him. "Hello.""I will shoot you in the eye," Skulduggery said.Wreath glanced at Valkyrie. "I think I've annoyed him.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Clever Epic Genius Hilarious Make Me Laugh Silly Whimsical Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Dying of the Light

159. “Kelsier rapped lightly on the door, and Dockson strolled over, pulling it open."And he makes his stunning entry!" Kelsier announced, sweeping into the room, throwing back his mistcloak.Dockson snorted, shutting the doors. "You're truly a wonder to behold, Kell. Particularly the soot stains on your knees.”

Tags : Awesome Quote Brilliant Dry Humor Funny Funny Quotes Great Hilarious Hysterical Make Me Laugh Witty
Source : The Final Empire

160. “You'll want something mid-range. A 5.56 all right?""I suppose.""AR-15?""Ugh. AR-15? I'd rather not have my gun break down on me every second week." Besides, every wannabe and their dog had an M16 or M4 variant these days."G7.""Not accurate enough.""FAL?""A 7.62? Maybe," I said. "Though I hate the triggers.""As picky as a woman with her shoes," Abraham grumbled."Hey," I said. "That's insulting." I knew plenty of women who were pickier with their guns than they were with their shoes.”

Tags : Clever Funny Humor Make Me Laugh Witty
Source : Firefight

161. “Love is the reflection of a broken heart in a shattered mirror...”

Tags : Anger Business Creativity Death Desire Family Forgiveness Goal God Heart History Hope Inspirational Leadership Marriage One Liner Optimism Philosophy Politics Poverty Relationship School Success Wisdom Wise
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

162. “....Charles laughingly observed,'Gospel and the blues are really, if you break it down, almost the same thing. It's just a question of whether you're talkin' about a woman or God.”

Tags : Blues Music Religion Soul Witty
Author : Craig Werner
Source : Higher Ground: Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Curtis Mayfield, and the Rise and Fall of American Soul

163. “I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.”

Tags : Conversation Doing Good Funny Humorous Witty
Author : Pawan Mishra
Source : Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

164. “She’s like a cross between an onion and donkey,” Farah said.“Why?” Jason and Connor asked simultaneously.“Cause she’s a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.” Farah laughed.”

Tags : Funny Hilarious Humor Rudeness Vulgar Witty
Source : Royal Decree

165. “I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!”

Tags : Food Food Love Foodie Funny Humor Pizza Pizza Crust Pizza Love Witty

166. “As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man," said Suzy. "Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least the thumb and the little finger. I mean, I'm his top General, and all. So if I say you're in, you're in.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Funny Humor Humour Make Me Laugh Silly Witty
Author : Garth Nix
Source : Superior Saturday

167. “Hard work does work magic but hardly as how most of the common men think and probably never the way as how most affluent people pompously say to others.”

Tags : Character Duffers Experience Facts Famous Feeling General People Hard Work Hard Worker Insight Labour Day Leadership Life Lesson Malingerer Motivational Notable People Observation Seniors Subordinates True Mentor Witty Words Of Wisdom Working Environment
Author : Anuj Somany

168. “You write poetry?" Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met one."Just a little bit," Isadora said modestly. "I write poems down in this notebook. It's an interest of mine.""Sappho!" Sunny shrieked, which meant something like, "I'd be very pleased to hear a poem of yours!”

Tags : A Series Of Unfortunate Events Baby Talk Clever Humor Lemony Snicket Poems Poet Poetry Reference Sappho Sunny The Austere Academy Witty
Source : The Austere Academy

169. “Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.”

Tags : Gay Pun Witty
Author : Dart Gray
Source : The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody

170. “Actors," he says, "should only be superficial on the surface.”

Tags : Actor Actors Superficial Superficiality Surface Witty
Author : Johnny Rich
Source : The Human Script

171. “I'll be sure not to let anyone but you carry me in her arms." He turns and leaves the kitchen before I can figure out what to make of his comment. A sense of humor is one more thing I don't think angels should have. The fact that his sense of humor is corny makes it even more wrong.”

Tags : Banter Humor Witty
Author : Susan Ee
Source : Angelfall

172. “Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.”

Tags : Banter Funny Humor Love Romantic Witty
Author : Rucy Ban
Source : All My Life

173. “Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it.”

Tags : Confidence Courage Desire Education Failure Fear Goal Humorous Life Loneliness Marriage One Liner Opportunity Peace Politics Poverty Religion School Time Truth Ve Attitude Witty
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

174. “Smiling is not a choice It’s a Lifestyle Pass it on”

Tags : Anger Belief Change Courage Death Dreams Failure Fear Forgiveness Goal God Hate Inspirational Leadership Love Marriage Opportunity Optimism Patience Poems Politics Poverty Religion Romantic Sad Science Truth War
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

175. “A lie near to truth is always difficult to catch”

Tags : Age Aim Anger Belief Business Creativity Dreams Failure Faith Forgiveness God Happiness Hate Humorous Life Opportunity Peace Philosophy Politics Relationship Sad School Time Wisdom Wise
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

176. “Passion + Vision +Skill + Mentoring = Success.”

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Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

177. “To be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change.”

Tags : Age Anger Belief Business Education Family Hate History Humorous Imagination Inspirational Life Loneliness Marriage One Liner Opportunity Optimism Peace Philosophy Poems Relationship Science Success Time Truth Witty
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

178. “Start wherever you are! Low hanging fruit really tastes as good as the high stuff.”

Tags : Age Anger Business Courage Education Faith Family Forgiveness God History Hope Imagination Loneliness One Liner Patriotism Peace Religion Sad Time War
Source : KISS Life "Life is what you make it"

179. “Well we can't be having that. One person starts having fun and it turns into an epidemic. Difficult to stop that kind of thing, you know.”

Tags : Fun Sarcasm Humor Witty
Source : The Visitors

180. “But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)”

Tags : Florida Humor Serge Serial Killer Witty
Author : Tim Dorsey
Source : Hurricane Punch

181. “I wish you'd stop desperately trying to get my attention like this," he said. "It's become embarrassing.""Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt," she told him."I can't help it. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain.”

Tags : Cassandra Clare City Of Bones Clary Jace Sarcasm Witty
Source : City of Bones

182. “When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing...”

Tags : Art Artist Drinking Funny Humorous Night Painting Witty
Author : Hiroko Sakai

183. “If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!”

Tags : Give Back Irony Money Owe Owe Money Quote Quotes Sarcasm Time Witty
Source : The New Land

184. “Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.”

Tags : Comedy Displacement Funny Quotes Humor Humour Quotes Science Witty
Author : gaurav rao

185. “He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.”

Tags : Humor Overpopulation Prude Satire Sexuality Virginity Witty
Author : Mallika Nawal
Source : I'm a Woman & I'm on SALE

186. “I wasn't used to guys making me blush, and I wasn't sure why he even was making me blush.”

Tags : Crush Love Witty
Author : Holly Hood
Source : Ink

187. “Says O'Sullivan to me, "Mr. Fay, I'll have a word wid yeh?" "Certainly," says I; "what can I do for you?" "Sell me your sea- boots, Mr. Fay," says O'Sullivan, polite as can be. "But what will you be wantin' of them?" says I. "'Twill be a great favour," says O'Sullivan. "But it's my only pair," says I; "and you have a pair of your own," says I. "Mr. Fay, I'll be needin' me own in bad weather," says O'Sullivan. "Besides," says I, "you have no money." "I'll pay for them when we pay off in Seattle," says O'Sullivan. "I'll not do it," says I; "besides, you're not tellin' me what you'll be doin' with them." "But I will tell yeh," says O'Sullivan; "I'm wantin' to throw 'em over the side." And with that I turns to walk away, but O'Sullivan says, very polite and seducin'-like, still a-stroppin' the razor, "Mr. Fay," says he, "will you kindly step this way an' have your throat cut?" And with that I knew my life was in danger, and I have come to make report to you, sir, that the man is a violent lunatic.”

Tags : Comedy Funny Humor Sailor Sea Ship Witty
Author : Jack London
Source : The Mutiny of the Elsinore

188. “I wouldn't do that," Silk advised. "Thinking about it isn't going to help, and it's only going to make you nervous.""Nervouser," Garion corrected. "I'm already nervous.""Is there such a word as "'nervouser'?" Silk asked Belgarath curiously. "There is now," Belgarath replied. "Garion just invented it.""I wish I could invent a word," Silk said admiringly to Garion.”

Tags : Awesome Cool Epic Hilarious Humour Silk Quotes Wit Witty
Author : David Eddings
Source : Enchanters' End Game

189. “I'd say," the Ranger answered after a few seconds' deliberation, "that he'll be heading south now that he has the chance. Back into Araluen.""How do you know that?" Horace asked. He was always impressed at the two Rangers' ability to read a situation and come up with the correct answer to a problem. Sometimes, he thought, they almost seemed to have divine guidance."I'm guessing," Halt told him.”

Tags : Archery Arrows Awesome Clever Cool Quote Epic Funny Funny And Random Funny Quote Hilarious Knight Witty
Author : John Flanagan
Source : Halt's Peril

190. “I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he's good-lookin'?""I do," said Tanith."Right," Sanguine said and nodded. "I'm gonna kill him."She kept her laugh soft so it wouldn't travel. "I think he's good-looking, but I think you're better looking.""Oh," Sanguine said. "I mean, yeah. I am. I'm glad you noticed.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Hilarious Humor Humour Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant

191. “Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Funny Hilarious Humour Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Death Bringer

192. “I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Clever Epic Hilarious Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Death Bringer

193. “You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Funny Hilarious Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Death Bringer

194. “I'm almost finished," said Wilhelm, wiping out a line with his sleeve and drawing over it."I never doubted you for a moment," said Vex, then looked at Aurora and spoke more softly. "I actually doubted him the whole time. He's really not very good."Wilhelm turned. "I'm standing right in front of you. I can hear literally every sound you make.""Wilhelm, please," said Vex, "this is a private conversation.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Epic Funny Hilarious Humor Humour Sarcasm Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant

195. “This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability.""Who was the test subject?" asked Aurora."I test everything out on myself before taking it into the field."She stared at him. "You zapped your own brain?""And it didn't do me any harm apart from the dizziness and the vomiting spells and the weirdly persistent ringing in my ears. Also the blackouts and the mood swings and the creeping paranoia. Apart from that, zero side effects, if you don't count the numb fingertips. Which I don't.”

Tags : Awesome Brilliant Clever Epic Funny Hilarious Humor Humour Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : The Maleficent Seven: From the World of Skulduggery Pleasant

196. “What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our own?""No, we're going to find a way to let our friends in, and we'll let them fight while we stand by and look smug.""I like that plan.""It has its moments.”

Tags : Awesome Clever Epic Funny Hilarious Humor Humour Make Me Laugh Witty
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Death Bringer

197. “Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.”

Tags : Dry Humour Witty
Source : The Witches of Wenshar

198. “Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by the Starks and we’ve lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.The dwarf smiled crookedly. “All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.”

Tags : Humor Lannister Tyrion Witty
Source : A Clash of Kings

199. “I have abstained from expressing any opinion, so far," says Mr. Superintendent, with his military voice still in good working order. "I have now only one remark to offer, on leaving this case in your hands. There IS such a thing, Sergeant, as making a mountain out of a mole-hill. Good-morning.""There is also such a thing as making nothing out of a mole-hill, in consequence of your head being too high to see it." Having returned his brother-officer's compliment in those terms, Sergeant Cuff wheeled about, and walked away to the window by himself.”

Tags : Comebacks Mystery Witty
Source : The Moonstone

200. “Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.”

Tags : Comedy Depressing Depression Funny Humor Introspection Joke Mental Reflection Thinking Thought Thoughtfulness Wit Witty
Author : Sol Luckman
Source : Snooze: A Story of Awakening