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1. “We all know interspecies romance is weird.”

Tags : Aliens Animals Biology Genetics Interspecies Love Romance Sci Fi Science Fiction Scifi Weird Weirdness
Author : Tim Burton

2. “The truth exposes some people so deeply, their last defense is to front a carefree insanity.”

Tags : Anger Apathy Carefree Criticism Deep Defense Defense Mechanism Expose Hopeless Humiliation Insanity Judge Jury Lies Loss Offense Psychology Psychopath Stupidity Trials Truth Vulnerability
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

3. “There are people who are generic. They make generic responses and they expect generic answers. They live inside a box and they think people who don't fit into their box are weird. But I'll tell you what, generic people are the weird people. They are like genetically-manipulated plants growing inside a laboratory, like indistinguishable faces, like droids. Like ignorance.”

Tags : Difference Differences Droids Fitting In Generic Generic People Ignorance Life Life And Living Living Living Inside A Box Monotonous People Societies Society Weird Weirdness
Author : C. JoyBell C.

4. “Do something: be it good or evil, if they ask why you did it, tell them you're different.”

Tags : Abnormal Bold Boldness Confidence Confrontation Courage Difference Different Eccentricity Good And Evil Hidden Horrible Horrific Idiosyncrasy Idiosyncratic Intrepid Lack Time Michael Bassey Johnson Mystic Nonconformist Occult Occultism Oddity Otherworldly Quest Question Self Confidence Strange Weird

5. “So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!”

Tags : Accepting Yourself Being Different Being Yourself Conformity Different Fitting In Herd Loving Yourself Nerd Not Fitting In Standing Out Unique Uniqueness Weird Weirdness
Author : Mandy Hale

6. “You say freak, I say unique.”

Tags : Appreciation Attraction Beautiful Ethereal Freak Imperfections Inner Beauty Inspirational Inspirational Quote Interesting Life Looks Odd Oddity People Positivity Strange Unique Weird

7. “The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.”

Tags : Different Eccentric Freak Inspirational Odd Unique Weird
Author : Julie Hockley
Source : Crow's Row

8. “I may be mystique in your sight but the truth is I am just weird. I don't go along the crowd because I was born to stand out. I am not common because I am sophisticatedly flamboyant and unique.”

Tags : Classy Mystique Unique Weird Weirdness

9. “And what if the other kids laugh at me?” Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. “I have a Cape Breton accent! They’ll know I’m from Canada and they’ll start asking me if I lived in an igloo or ate maple syrup, bacon and seal meat every day!”“You’re really overreacting,” Susan chuckled, sipping on a glass of orange juice. “Canada is a lot like the States and the only thing separating both countries is an imaginary boarder! If anyone laughs at you, tell them it doesn’t snow year-round, you got free health care while you were there and that you never rode a polar bear to school. Besides, do you know how many popular movies and TV shows from the States were filmed in Canada?”“It’s not just the Canada stuff mom,” Kerry sighed worriedly. “I’m from Dym, it’s an industrial dump!”“Yeah, and have you looked at Pittsburgh lately?” Susan asked. “Full of coal mines and steel mills, just like Sydney was when we lived there! I actually rather came to like the pollution, I don’t think I’d ever want to leave it.”

Tags : Bully Canada Cape Breton Funny Girl Joke Morning Nostalgia Nova Scotia Parents Pittsburgh Polar Bear School Seal Stereotype Teen Teenager United States Weird Wisdom
Source : Nostalgia

10. “All forms of madness, bizarre habits, awkwardness in society, general clumsiness, are justified in the person who creates good art.”

Tags : Art Artists Awkwardness Bizarre Clumsiness Good Art Literature Madness Roman Payne Strangeness Weird
Author : Roman Payne
Source : Rooftop Soliloquy

11. “Well now," the scholar went on, "I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who could use a tan, so you needn't grant my opinion any authority, but I consider the queendom lucky that a handful of Milliners and their children lived incognito among the population during Redd's tyranny.”

Tags : Beddor Frank Glass Humor Incognito Looking Milliners Queendom Redd Scholar Seeing Tan Tyranny Wars Weird
Author : Frank Beddor
Source : Seeing Redd

12. “That proves you are unusual," returned the Scarecrow; "and I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.”

Tags : Inspirational Random Unusual Weird
Author : L. Frank Baum

13. “Only for us would unweird be weird.”

Tags : Mgg Rachel Hawkins Rebel Belle Weird
Source : Rebel Belle

14. “The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.”

Tags : Art Canada Canadian Childhood Class Coloring Colour Crayola Crayon Drawing Education Funny Geography Growing Up Hell On Earth Land Map Nunavut Rainbow School Weird
Source : Super 8: The Sequel to Smog City

15. “I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!""Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking," Mrs. Paulsen says. "Whatever is going through your mind right now.""I hope they didn't actually drop a cat in the toilet to get that picture," I choke out. "...Pardon?""Nothing. Sorry.”

Tags : Cat Counsellor Crying Depression Feline Funny Girl Guidance Kitten Motivational Photo Photograph Picture Poster Psychology Quirky Sad School Sorry Strange Teen Toilet Weird Worse
Source : The World Without Us

16. “A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.”

Tags : Britney Spears Fashion Feminism Gender Humor Sexy Weird
Author : Lady Gaga

17. “… MOM!” Martha finally screamed. “Mom, you’ve got to see these!”“Is it about Hermione?” She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s walls.“I can’t find any… polite… photos of her, mom.”“Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?”“No idea,” Martha replied.“Oh god… I’ll get one out of my wallet,” Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It’s funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else.”

Tags : Dumpster Garbage Girl Gross Photo Polite Teenage Weird
Source : Hermione

18. “Weird is the thinking of the world as a person is not considered famous by the people until cartoonists start making his caricature.”

Tags : Artists Cartoonists Character Famous Humorist Illustrator Insane World Inspirational Quote Inspiring Inspiring Quote Inspiring Thoughts Inspiring Words Lunatic Asylum Motivational Popular Popularity Publicity Thinking Weird World
Author : Anuj Somany

19. “Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.”

Tags : Condoms Eww Funny Gross Humor Nuclear Waste Random Sensible Sexual Teen Sexuality Teenagers Teens Weird
Author : Andrew Smith

20. “Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.”

Tags : Attitude Dont Care Good Insane Myself Normal Overrated Weird
Author : Mad-D

21. “And even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan.”

Tags : Arch Circumstances Contingency Glass Humor Looking Plan Redd Seeing Wars Weird
Author : Frank Beddor
Source : Seeing Redd

22. “Only the previous day, Arch had found him in a spirit-dance corral, blistering the creatures to the point of death, such was his need to touch and destroy.”

Tags : Arch Blister Corral Dance Death Destroy Glass Looking Redd Seeing Spirit Wars Weird
Author : Frank Beddor
Source : Seeing Redd

23. “Quiet people always know more than they seem. Although very normal, their inner world is by default fronted mysterious and therefore assumed weird. Never underestimate the social awareness and sense of reality in a quiet person; they are some of the most observant, absorbent persons of all.”

Tags : Absorbent Ambivert Assumption Awareness Bias Cool Crazy Culture Discernment Down To Earth Extrovert Friendly Intelligent Introvert Knowledge Learned Loner Mysterious Normal Odd Prejudgment Prudence Psychology Quiet People Reality Reflection Shy Silence Social Thinking Understanding Weird
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

24. “Isn’t it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn’t going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls “the National Geographic.” She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it’s too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa’s camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn’t take it with him when he left her. She said, “Maybe he wanted you to have it.” I said, “But I was negative-thirty years old.” She said, “Still.” Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn’t, because there aren’t enough skulls!”

Tags : Dead Funny Weird

25. “I didn't just come in on a load of turnips!”

Tags : Bizarre Funny Load Odd Phrase South Southern Saying Turnip Weird

26. “Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.”

Tags : Bright Day Hour Stuff Weird
Author : Sarah Dessen
Source : Along for the Ride

27. “I might be a very weird lover; having you the center of my dreams and reality.”

Tags : Center Dreams Lover Reality Weird
Source : A moment with God ; Poetry

28. “My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.”

Tags : Funny And Random Introvert Weird
Source : Anna and the French Kiss

29. “We're all here. We're close to the truck, and we met Kenton, a fine citizen of Salem. We rescued Izzy and found our way through a very sad darkness, dangers that we knew from Izzy's Orion interpretation would be waiting for us. We're definitely on the right track.”

Tags : Clara Elias Heroes Izzy Kenton Path Salem Summary Weird
Source : Both of Me

30. “Wendy’s house, unlike many in Cape Breton, had three floors, along with a basement and attic. Aside from Wendy’s bedroom, there was a laundry room. The dirty water in the sink would rush from the washer hose, bubbling up, threatening to overflow, but it never did. Next-door was a motel with a neon sign that read in turquoise and pink, “We have the best rates in town!”, but the ‘E’ in ‘rates’ kept flickering on and off day and night so that every few seconds it would switch to, “We have the best rats in town!”

Tags : Attic Bedroom Best Bubble Canada Cape Breton Funny Hotel House Inn Laundry Room Motel Neon Nostalgia Odd Pink Quaint Rat Rates Rats Sink Small Town Strange Sydney Turquoise Weird
Source : Smog City

31. “Somewhere there are gardens where peacocks sing like nightingales, somewhere there are caravans of separated lovers traveling to meet each other; there are ruby fires on distant mountains, and blue comets that come in spring like sapphires in the black sky. If this is not so, meet me in the shameful yard, and we will plant a gallows tree, and swing like sad pendulums, never once touching.”

Tags : Surrealism Weird
Author : K.J. Bishop
Source : The Etched City

32. “It was at the outskirts of the world that the Old Things accumulated, like driftwood round the edges of the sea. ("The Troll")”

Tags : Horror Limits Outskirts Pagan Supernatural Weird
Author : T.H. White
Source : Ghostly, Grim and Gruesome

33. “I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.”

Tags : Actress Animal Awesome Child Star Crass Crazy Crude Disgusting Ecology Environmentalism Funny Hippie Icky Liberal Memories Special Strange Weird Woods

34. “It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.”

Tags : Freaks Friendship Trufaxx Weird
Source : Angel

35. “I'm drawn to unusual, even freakish people. Why? They are far more engaging than the ordinary, which the world has too much of.”

Tags : Average Conform Conformity Freakish Freaks Misfit Ordinary Unique Unusual Weird

36. “I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”

Tags : Individuality Johnny Depp Weird
Author : Johnny Depp

37. “I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

Tags : Frank Zappa Originality People Weird
Author : Frank Zappa

38. “I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.”

Tags : Humor Philosophy Weird
Author : Graham Parke
Source : Unspent Time

39. “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”

Tags : Cthulhu Evil H P Lovecraft Horror Weird
Source : The Call of Cthulhu

40. “You just noticed? You're slow...”

Tags : Bleach Humor Manga Weird
Author : Tite Kubo
Source : Bleach, Volume 01

41. “I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?”

Tags : Judgement Weird Weirdness
Author : Tori Amos

42. “Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t even asked me any normal questions.”“Normal questions? Like what?”“Like, I don’t know, like if Lynch had any enemies.”“Did Lynch have any enemies?”“Well, not that I know of, no.”“Then there really was no point in me asking that, was there? Unless you wanted to distract me. You didn’t want to distract me, did you, Kenny?”“No, that’s not—”“Are you playing a game with me, Kenny?”“I don’t know what you’re—”Inspector Me leaned forward. “Did you kill him?”“No!”“It’d be OK if you did.”Kenny recoiled, horrified. “How would that be OK?”“Well,” Me said, “maybe not”

Tags : Interrogation Normal Skulduggery Pleasant Urban Legends Weird
Author : Derek Landy
Source : Death Bringer

43. “I'd rather be a little weird than all boring.”

Tags : Boring Eccentricity Personality Variety Weird

44. “I know that. What's your point?”

Tags : Bleach Manga Weird
Author : Tite Kubo
Source : Bleach, Volume 01

45. “I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

Tags : Humor Philosophy Weird
Author : Graham Parke
Source : Unspent Time

46. “Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.”

Tags : Art Artist Artists Artists Life Arts And Humanities Artsy Career Cornerstone Creative People Creativity Eccentric Eccentricity Eccentrics Funny Humor Humour Strange Weird Weirdness
Source : Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

47. “I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people.”

Tags : Interesting People Weird
Author : Em Bailey
Source : Shift

48. “…Tell me, has anything odd happened to you recently?What do you mean, odd?'Unusual. Deviating from the customary. Something outside the usual parameters of normalcy. An occurrence of unprecedented weird.”

Tags : Odd Unusual Weird
Author : Jasper Fforde
Source : Lost in a Good Book

49. “We look at each other with shy relief. It's the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.”

Tags : Eye Contact Looks Weird
Author : Fiona Wood
Source : Six Impossible Things

50. “Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses. That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.”

Tags : Accidental Injuries Odd Sight Silly Weird
Author : Phil Lester

51. “The simple truth is that you can understand the way you are. You can know and love and hate it. You can blame it, resent it, and nothing changes. In the end, you're just a part of it.”

Tags : Weird
Source : The Replacement

52. “It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.”

Tags : Abstract Thinking Humor Silly Weird
Author : Phil Lester

53. “I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.”

Tags : Al Girl Humor Ugly Weird Yankovic
Author : Al Yankovic

54. “Nobody is so weird others can't identify with them.”

Tags : Individuality Weird

55. “You're weird,' he says.Despite everythin, I smile. 'You're always saying that, but in fact, you're weird,' I say.'Yeah, I know. Remember? That's how I can tell you're weird, too.”

Tags : Humor Love Tease Weird Weirdness
Author : Amanda Maciel
Source : Tease

56. “I like weird. Conformity bores but is inescapable for the most part. We all follow something, even if it is following the goal of wanting to stand apart. We are a sea of ordinary people; it is always the quirk, the flaw or the ingenuity that stands out.”

Tags : Conformity Weird Weirdness

57. “But functional was not an aesthetic criterion that Flashjack, as a faery, had terribly high on his list of priorities; it was well below shiny and nowhere near weird.”

Tags : Aesthetic Functional Shiny Weird
Author : Hal Duncan
Source : Scruffians! Stories of Better Sodomites

58. “Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even his daughter knows what he’s up to. For five years, she only sees him briefly at meal-times before locking himself up in the tower once again...""...Did he have a bathroom in the tower?""Yes, Jack. A big one! En-suite! Power-shower and spa! Where was I!?”

Tags : Bathroom Behind Closed Doors Bereavment Castle Clock Clockmaker Death Funny Grief Hilarious Loss Mourn Mourning Potty Potty Time Power Recluse Sarcasm Shower Spa Toilet Weird
Source : Hearts Anonymous

59. “Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.”

Tags : Abuse Anger Begging Bonking Child Abuse Childhood Abuse Coitus Enslaving Fuck Fucking Housegirl Intercourse Penis Plea Rape Sadism Savage Sex Weird
Source : Comfort

60. “Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.”

Tags : Back Country Cynical Cynical Humor Dog Funny Humor Job Music Mystery Sarcastic Weird Wife

61. “Repression. Her therapist, Dr. Solomon, loved the word. He'd say it slowly, letting it roll off his tongue. Sometimes he'd add a chin stroke for good measure. He always looked pleased when he did this, like he'd discovered the Caramilk secret or something.”

Tags : Cape Breton Caramilk Chin Crazy Creepy Dispair Doctor Grief Hospital Humor Issues Loss Mental Illness Old Man Psychiatry Rebel Repression Scratch Secret Shrink Sydney Mines Sydney Tar Ponds Teen Weird
Author : Jo Ann Yhard
Source : The Fossil Hunter of Sydney Mines

62. “To be CREATIVE, you have to be CRAZY, not because you're CRAZY or want others to become CRAZY, but because you must be CRAZY, before others become CRAZY for you.”

Tags : Artist Artistry Attention Craze Craziness Creation Creative Creativity Crush Culture Deviant Fascination Feelings Humor Idiosyncrasy Impression Innovation Invitation Know How Laugh Out Loud Loving Someone Sense Of Humor Uncultured

63. “The most interesting people are the unusual. No one writes about or discusses the average, the ordinary, or the common; they write about and discuss the weird, the mad and the different, so if you are one, even though the opinions of others are of no importance, you are, in their eyes, significant enough to notice and remember.”

Tags : Average Different Freak Interesting Misfit Ordinary Outcast Rare Unique Unusual Weird

64. “Of all individuals, the hated, the shunned, and the peculiar are arguably most themselves. They wear no masks whatsoever in order to be accepted and liked; they do seem most guarded, but only by their own hands: as compared to the populace, they are naked.”

Tags : Acceptance Be Yourself Front Hated Hermits Honesty Individuals Introvert Isolation Loner Mask Nude Odd Original Outcast Peculiar Populace Psychology Real Shunned Shy Society Solitude Unique Vulnerable Weird
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

65. “If what you create seems to turn out much stranger than who you are as a person, it's probably because your heart is talking.”

Tags : Abnormal Absurdity Art Conformity Crazy Creativity Culture Discovery Exploration Foreign Heart Imagination Insanity Intelligence Mind Music Non Conformity Odd Originality Poetry Status Quo Strange Unique Wild At Heart
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

66. “Spiritual love is when you see new faces as the oldest.”

Tags : Adapt Adaptation Face Faces Foreign Love Old Oldest Sacred Spiritual Love Strange Stranger Strangers True Love Unusual Weird

67. “Here march the eaters of earth, the swallowers of rain.”

Tags : Alien Commonplace Crocus Everyday Experience Flora Foreign Gardening Perspective Spring Weird
Source : Forgetting: impressions from the millennial borderland

68. “Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.”

Tags : Attention Banal Boring Book Carnal Cruel Cruelty Disease Ego Egoism Egoist Egotist Humilation Impolite Improper Insults Madness Maltreatment Michael Bassey Johnson Mistake Pride Readers Rigid Shallow Stupidity Unfeeling Vanity Writers Writing

69. “One day I'm a normal person with a normal life,” he said. “The next I'm standing on a street corner in Madrid with a secret phone and a hole in my arm and I'm bleeding all over, hoping I don't get arrested. It was completely crazy. But it seemed like the only way at the time.”

Tags : Abnormal Bleeding Crazy Crime Doping Drug Use Fear Insanity Life Normality Secrecy Secret Weird
Source : The Secret Race: Inside the Hidden World of the Tour de France: Doping, Cover-ups, and Winning at All Costs

70. “I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually.”

Tags : Humor Philosophy Weird
Author : Graham Parke
Source : Unspent Time

71. “My love for Neo-Tokyo is a bulbous massof post-human organic circuitry.Cyperpunk is my mother tongue.My love is a man-machine interface gun.”

Tags : Akira Alternative Apocalypse Humour Manga Poetry Science Weird
Source : Dawn of the Algorithm

72. “Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.”

Tags : Bizarreness Crazy Funny Gotta Laugh Humor Insecure Women Jealous Women Love Not Normal Stalking Women The Great Equalizer True Weird

73. “The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.”

Tags : Compassion Consideration Funny Funny But True Hard Hard Heart Hard Hearted Heart Humor Joy Kindness Love Nice Odd Paradox Patience Patience And Love Pity Selflessness Sense Of Humor Soft Soft Heart Soft Hearted Strange Sympathy Weird
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

74. “R.F. JACKABYINVESTIGATIVE SERVICESASSISTANT WANTED-$8 PER WEEK-Must be literate and possess a keen intellect and open mind.Strong stomach preferred.Inquire at 926 Augur Lane.Do not stare at the frog.”

Tags : Advertisement Frog Funny Newspaper Weird
Source : Jackaby

75. “The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.”

Tags : Humor Social Media Weird
Author : Tasha Turner

76. “A biologist with a history of tooth decay invents a symbiotic microbe which lives in the human mouth and feeds by cleaning our teeth. It secreted calcium, which is poisonous to it, controlling its growth and preventing it from eating the teeth themselves. So this guy, he wants to spread the thing to the world, but it'd never fly, FDA and human squeamishness and all, so he becomes a party animal. He throws wild partys at the lab, kisses female grad students, where's, babies. He backwashes in sodas left on tables. He bums drags of cigarettes. He grants humanity eternally clean and healthy teeth but dies of a terrible cocktail of STDs.”

Tags : 2004 Agent 506 Dentistry Microbiome Weird
Author : James Curcio
Source : Join My Cult!

77. “There's a weird logic that explains a common truth.”

Tags : Common Logic Truth Weird
Author : Toba Beta
Source : Master of Stupidity

78. “You should find something better to do with your time,” Mandy told him. “I spend my time shooting people, and then I take them to darkrooms and blow them up.”“…Come again?” Alecto questioned with a tone of alarm in his voice. “I take photographs and develop them myself, I’ve got my own darkroom… it was a joke,” Mandy laughed. “I love photography and I’m gonna be a photojournalist someday.”“Really?” Alecto asked. For the first time since she’d met him, he sounded slightly enthusiastic. “…I take photographs and I film my own home movies, I have a darkroom as well… but I can’t be a photojournalist like you… I can’t be anything… still, at least I can take photographs, it’s fun.”

Tags : Alarm April Fool S Blow Up Camera Dark Room Darkroom Demented Develop Disturbing Enthusiasm Friends Funny Hilarious Home Movies Humor Insane Instamatic Murder Nikon Photography Photography Humor Shoot Strange Weird
Source : Smog City

79. “Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.”

Tags : Animals Bloodsuckers Dates Dogs Exterminators Fleas Funny Humor Humour Pass The Fleas Please Pests Pets Puppies Romance Romance Gone Wrong Romantic Evening Weird
Source : Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

80. “Weird: of strange or extraordinary character”

Tags : Character Nerds Weird

81. “Be yourself because an original is worth more than just a copy.”

Tags : Approval Be Different Be Unique Be You Be Yourself Confidence Cool Coolest Copy Copy Someone Copycat Follower Haters Imitate Imitation Individualism Individuality Know Your Worth Life Quotes Love Yourself Originality Peer Pressure Self Love Unique Value Weird Worth
Author : Suzy Kassem
Source : Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

82. “Stay true to yourself. An original is worth more than a copy.”

Tags : Approval Be Different Be Unique Be You Cool Coolest Copy Copycat Copycats Follower Haters Imitate Imitation Individualism Individuality Know Your Worth Life Quotes Love Yourself Originality Peer Pressure Self Love Social Approval Unique Value Worth
Author : Suzy Kassem
Source : Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

83. “Be yourself because an original is always worth more than a copy.”

Tags : Approval Be Different Be Unique Be You Be Yourself Confidence Cool Coolest Copy Someone Copycat Copycats Imitate Imitation Individualism Individuality Know Your Worth Life Quotes Love Yourself Originality Peer Pressure Self Love Social Approval Unique Value Weird
Author : Suzy Kassem
Source : Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

84. “They climbed the wide stairways. Their footsteps echoed and echoed through the house. "What on earth will you be doing with something so large?" said Mum."I shall live in it with my servants, of course," said Mina. "Or I shall establish a school.""A school, my lady?""Yes. A school for the writing of nonsense and the pursuit of extraordinary activities.”

Tags : Child Childhood Dream Education Fun House Inheritance Learning Nonsense School Unusual Weird
Author : David Almond
Source : My Name Is Mina

85. “People who say you are ugly, may be true, because to them, you look like a monster. People who say you are beautiful, may also be true, because to them, you look like an angel.”

Tags : Angel Attraction Beast Beauty Bewitching Diamond Honey Horror Humor Look Looks Michael Bassey Johnson Monster Opinion People Personality Pretty She Sweet Ugliness Unattractive Weird

86. “Its not that I'm weird; it's that it's weird not to be weird”

Tags : Difference Different Faith Normality Peace Unnatural Weird
Author : Becky Scheff

87. “Normal people live distracted, rarely fully present. Weird people silence the distractions and remain fully in the moment.”

Tags : Distracted Distractions Fully In The Moment Live Normal People Present Rarely Remain Silence Weird
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

88. “You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down.”

Tags : Branch Fell Moonlight Falls Slammed Tree Weird
Source : Moonlight Falls: Dick Moonlight

89. “Don't be afraid to be weird for being wise.”

Tags : Afraid Be Being Don T For To Weird Wise
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

90. “These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber?”

Tags : Digital Disturbing Dumb Environmental Future Human Intelligence Progress Scary Sheeple Smart Smartboard Smartcar Smartphone Smartphone Addiction Society Technology Weird

91. “I, myself, love complications and mystery which I didn't notice that I had become one.”

Tags : Complications Mystery Weird

92. “I all of a sudden got to feeling like talking to people. Whenever I look at the ocean, I always want to talk to people, but when I’m talking to people, I always want to look at the ocean. I’m weird like that.”

Tags : Feeling Looking Ocean People Talking Thoughts Thoughts On Mind Weird
Source : Hear the Wind Sing

93. “This is ridiculous. I’m talking to a horse about politics.”

Tags : Horse Politics Talking Weird
Author : Emma Iadanza

94. “A certain atmosphere of breathless and unexplainable dread of outer, unknown forces must be present; and there must be a hint, expressed with a seriousness and portentousness becoming its subject, of that most terrible conception of the human brain - a malign and particular suspension or defeat of those laws of Nature which are our only safeguard against the assaults of chaos and the daemons of unplumbed space .... Therefore we must judge a weird tale not by the author's intent, or by the mere mechanics of the plot; but by the emotional level which it attains at its least mundane point... The one test of the really weird is simply this - whether or not there be excited in the reader a profound sense of dread, and of contact with unknown spheres and powers; a subtle attitude of awed listening, as if for the beating of black wings or the scratching of outside shapes and entities on the known universe's utmost rim.”

Tags : Dread Fantastic Fantasy Horror Supernatural Weird
Source : Supernatural Horror in Literature

95. “Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!”

Tags : Bonking Coitus Direction Fucking Horny Intercourse Masturbation Pee Screw Screwing Sex Vagina Weird

96. “The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.”

Tags : Box Coming Up With Ideas Creative Creativeness Creativity Float Floating Ironic Irony John C Lilly John C Lilly Tank John Lilly Lilly Outside The Box Relax Relaxation Senses Sensory Sensory Deprivation Sensory Deprivation Tank Sensory Deprivation Tanks Water Weird
Author : Ryan Lilly

97. “An anomaly has his own ambitions. You can try reasoning with him, but that's like using money to bribe a beast.”

Tags : Ambition Animal Anomaly Artist Beast Bribery Different Goals Materialism Misunderstood Money Odd Original Perseverance Persistence Reason Strange Success Unique Unstoppable Weird
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Healology

98. “After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.”

Tags : Human Weird
Author : Joe Rogan

99. “Just as heart is a fountain of unspoken words,the universe is a womb of wonder weird worlds.”

Tags : Fountain Heart Truth Universe Unspoken Words Weird Worlds
Author : Toba Beta

100. “Honestly, I'd rather be anywhere else. Even home, where my dad begins almost every conversation with, "You should lose the black clothes and wear something with color." Puh-lease. Like I want to look like every Barbie clone in Hell High, a.k.a. Oklahoma's insignificant Haloway High School. Ironically, Dad doesn't appreciate the bright blue streaks in my originally blond/now-dyed-black hair. Go figure. That's color, right?”

Tags : Barbie Bitch Blue Bully Clone Color Dad Emo Goth Gothic Hair Dye Hell High High School Hypocrite Inner Thoughts Lost Melodrama Morbid Oklahoma Rude Scary Sheeple Vampire Weird

101. “Young people today are deeply passionate and crave authentic life based on truth. They're hungry to make a difference. They're willing to take a stand for whatever they believe, even to die for a cause. When they sell out to Jesus, they'll pursue a standard of righteousness that is greater than anything you and I ever saw growing up. Don't water it down. Don't lower the standard. And don't just settle for raising it-raise it higher. Believe in your children. Talk with them. Speak well of them. Encourage them. Pray for them. Celebrate the victories with them. Affirm their growth. We can raise a generation that, although they'll make mistakes, will sell out completely when Jesus grips them. They'll give Him everything. They'll make you proud by being even weirder than you are.”

Tags : A Based By Can Completely Don T Down Higher Lower Make Parents Saw Sell Take Talk Than They Re Today Will You Your
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

102. “The deep woods can be very dangerous. Dangerous, dangerous, dangerous and weird. And weird weird.”

Tags : Dangerous Weird
Author : C.F.
Source : Powr Mastrs 3

103. “...people change, even good people, if they get the wrong thing in their head. And not everything is always what it looks like and sometimes just because one person looks weak, they might be very strong, and another person might look like a spooky freak but he might be one of the kindest people you'd ever meet. And I guess I learned that time is slippery...We have to enjoy every second, love with all our hearts, all we can, while we can.”

Tags : Change Judgemental Love Perception Strength Time Weakness Weird
Author : Lee Thompson

104. “Weird makes you truly sexy in a way the world can never know.”

Tags : A Can In Know Makes Never Sexy The Truly Way Weird World You
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

105. “Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!”

Tags : A Ripped Teddy Bear Artistic Auntie Acid Beautiful Beautiful Disaster Creative Different Divergent Dreamer Dreamy Entertaining Expressive Fearful Funny Inspiring Introverted Loveable My Kind One Of A Kind Overthinker Painfully Deep Sensitive Spirituality Unique Village Idiot Weird

106. “Thomas was baffled by this girl—first the connection he’d felt to her from the very beginning, then the mind-speaking, now this. “Everything about you is weird. You know that, right?”“Judging by your little hiding spot, I’d say you’re not so normal yourself. Like living in the woods, do ya?”

Tags : Telepathy Teresa Agnes Thomas Weird
Author : James Dashner
Source : The Maze Runner

107. “If you can be heartless as the first man who visited the space, then there will be nothing impossibe for you to achieve.”

Tags : Achievement Believe And Achieve Boldness Breakthrough Constellation Courageous Daredevil Devil Doing Exploits Exploits Exploring Fearless Galaxy Headstrong Intrepid Moon Nell Armstron Planet Power Revolution Space Stubborn Transcedental Transcendent Zodiac

108. “Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?"She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan."Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right?”

Tags : Eat Nick Odd Strange Weird Zombies
Source : Infinity

109. “When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST”

Tags : Odd Oddities Oddity Oddness Peculiar Puzzle Puzzles Solving Solving Mysteries Solving Puzzles Weird Weirdness
Author : Joseph Fink
Source : Welcome to Night Vale

110. “Maybe I should stop while I'm aheadNay, I swim with sea-demons no sweet summer tuned radioover my sunless desertscapehow does it burn without the sun?”

Tags : Beat Generation Depression Desert Dystopian Empty Endings Endurance Hollow Love Nihilism Pain Pessimism Poetry Radio Sad Sun Survival Weird

111. “There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.”

Tags : Copying Crazy Emulation Flattery Funny Humor Insane Prodigy Strange Weird Weirdness

112. “Destroy yourself. Be on the edge of it all, and right before that weird place tells you to let it go completely; let the energy go in all directions. Falling on your face will never be fun, or purposeful. You don't own energy; you own the inertia!”

Tags : Cleansing Clear Conscience Completeness Destroyed Energy Falling Growth Influence Inspiration Inspired Weird
Author : James Emlund

113. “Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.'Huh?' said Lester.”

Tags : Alice Brother Confusion Funny Genitals Girl Gross Hand Mirror Humorous Mirror Random Resentful Sexuality Sibling Sour Cream Teenage Boy Teenage Girl Weird Woman
Source : The Grooming of Alice

114. “Um, thanks,” Jackson told her. “And your name is…?”“I’m Margaret, Margaret Van Der Graaf,” she answered with another eerie smile. Her teeth were so white that they looked bleached.“Van Der Graaf?” Jackson repeated, trying to stifle his laughter. He didn’t want to be rude to the only person in sight, to this kind-hearted stranger who was offering to help him, but… Van Der Graaf?“What are you laughing at?” Margaret asked with curiosity, flashing him a calculating gaze. “I like my name. If you’re going to be a jerk, then I won’t help you. You can stay out here on the street through the night for all I care.”“…Harsh,” said Jackson, giving her a quizzical glance back. There was something ‘off’ about her, something that Jackson couldn’t quite place, something that bordered on horrible loneliness and longing. “Who else lives here, Margaret Van Der Graaf?” He couldn’t resist saying her name aloud. Despite its hilarity, it had a nice ring to it. “Who else lives here?” he urged.“Me, myself and I,” said Margaret simply, snickering when she saw his horrified and annoyed expression”

Tags : Annoy Comedy Friendship Funny Ghost Humor Longing Lonliness Name Smile Stranger Weird
Source : Three Little Ghostly Operatives

115. “It was strange, I reflected.. that even in the weirdest circumstances, the most troubling episodes of one's life, the greatest divides from home and familiarity, there were these moments of undeniable joy.”

Tags : Circumstances Joy Life Weird
Source : The Historian

116. “Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.”

Tags : Dating Facebook Quotes Freak Guys Irony Sarcasm Successful Twitter Twitter Quotes Weird
Source : Write like no one is reading 2

117. “Trust me, I am nuts!”

Tags : Awesome Crazy Excentric Freak Happy Nuts Smile Thinkoutsidethebox Trust Trustworthy Weird
Author : Cass van Krah

118. “Be Weird, at least you will have a unique Personality.”

Tags : Different I Me Person Personality Unique Uniqueness Weird

119. “She was wild and free with a dab of logic in between, chasing her dreams and following her heart beat.”

Tags : Artist Quotes Dreamer Guidance Gypsy Girl Simple Life Unique Weird Wild And Free Wild Woman Younique
Author : Nikki Rowe

120. “We're all weird.”

Tags : Different Music Musician The Maine Unique Weird

121. “The worst thing that could ever happen to Noah has happened. He's become normal.”

Tags : Ill Give You The Sun Jandy Nelson Normal Soul Weird Weirdness
Author : Jandy Nelson
Source : I'll Give You the Sun

122. “I mean people just have a way of - y'know they'll review your record in two sentences and put you in this little stupid box that you don't want to be in.”

Tags : Box Intriguing Mean Weird
Author : Elliot Smith

123. “When any worthwhile thing is done in the world, it's usually done by somebody weird.”

Tags : John Sandford Mgg Michele Cook Outrage The Singular Menace Weird
Author : John Sandford
Source : Outrage

124. “Or maybe they're weird. Maybe dinosaurs are weird.”

Tags : Dinosaurs Ellie Sattler Weird

125. “Such ordeals always strike one with their strangeness, their digression from the normal flow of events, and often provoke a universal protest: "Why me?" Be sure that this is not a question but an outcry. The person who screams it has been instilled with an astonishing suspicion that he, in fact, has been the perfect subject for a very specific "weird," a tailor-made fate, and that a prior engagement, in all its weirdness, was fulfilled at the appointed time and place.”

Tags : 1994 Fate Foreword Outcry Weird Weird Fiction Why Me
Source : Noctuary

126. “If you think of evil things, you are likely to do evil things and that will never pay you a pesewa. Think of good things and do good always!”

Tags : Bad Cedi Cedis Devil Do Good Do Unto Others Evil Evil Plans Evil Things Food For Thought Ideas Imaginations Israelmore Ayivor Money Pesewa Pesewas Reward Sinister Thought Weird
Source : Dream Big!: See Your Bigger Picture!

127. “You guys are weird," Tori said.Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us.”

Tags : Funny Simon Tori Weird
Source : The Awakening

128. “As we sat, Derek pulled a handful of energy bars from his pocket, and gave me one. "Oh, right. You must be starving." Simon reached into his pockets. "I can offer one bruised apple and one brown banana."***"You guys are weird," Tori said.Simon sat on the crate beside me. "That's right. We are totally weird and completely uncool. Your popularity is plummeting just by being near us. So why don't you—""Chloe?" Derek interrupted. "How's your arm?""Her—?" Simon swore under his breath. "Way to keep showing me up. First, food. Now her arm." He turned to me. "How is it?" ”

Tags : Chloe Derek Showing Up Simon Weird
Source : The Awakening

129. “He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars.The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We were totally alone.“You’re . . . ,” he began, and I waited, heart throbbing in my throat. “Such a pain,” he concluded.“What?” I asked, just as his head swooped in and his mouth touched mine. I tried to speak, but one ofFang’s hands held the back of my head, and he kept his lips pressed against me, kissing me softly but with a Fanglike determination.Oh, jeez, I thought distractedly. Jeez, this is Fang, and me, and . . . Fang tilted his head to kiss me more deeply, and I felt totally lightheaded. Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under mywings, his hands flat against my back.It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him.It was a total disaster.Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking himover, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.”

Tags : Afraid Best Friends Brb Dying Confusion Feelings Friendship Funny Holding Hands Jealousy Kiss Lol Love Night Otp Pain Pals Weird Wings
Source : The Final Warning

130. “I'm a lion in a strange land.”

Tags : Authority Awkwardness Beast Courage Different Earth King Land Lion Loneliness Misunderstanding Misunderstood Odd Original Outcast Strange Strength Strong Weird World
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Venus in Arms

131. “Weetzie could not even cry and make Kleenex roses. She remembered the day her father, Charlie, had driven away in the smashed yellow T-bird, leaving her mother Brandy-Lynn clutching her flowered robe with one hand and an empty glass in the other, and leaving Weetzie holding her arms crossed over her chest that was taking its time to develope into anything”

Tags : Cool Different Ducky Offbeat Weird Wild Witchy
Source : Dangerous Angels

132. “When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.”

Tags : Funny Paranormal Weird
Source : Gil's All Fright Diner

133. “If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.”

Tags : Advice Alice Alive Exercise Gross Jiggle Jogging Living Pant Random Running Sweat Weird
Source : The Grooming of Alice

134. “What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny."That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.”

Tags : Brooke Overland Cute Lol Love Declaration Nanny Weird Zayden Roth
Author : C.M. Stunich
Source : Bad Nanny

135. “A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.”

Tags : Demons Ex Girlfriends Humor Life Saving Meds Reaper Weird
Source : Wings of the Wicked

136. “I could lose my mind, your love drives me crazy, and I ignore the reason why I'm crying at everytime I remember it's not reciprocal and you're saying that you're sorry because you don't show everything.”

Tags : Cry Feeling Love Sorry Weird
Author : Sara Keddar

137. “Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. At the edge of perception, weird things dance and howl.”

Tags : Dance Edge Ghost Howl Perception Simple Weird
Author : M.H. Boroson
Source : The Girl with Ghost Eyes

138. “In time she said, "I love you, Oddie."My voice was thick when I replied. "I love you more than life.”"We'll be okay," she said."We are okay.""We're weird and screwed-up, but we're okay," she agreed."If someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would melt under my tongue. But you-you're cool.”

Tags : Odd Thomas Stormy Llewellyn Weird Weirdness
Author : Dean Koontz
Source : Odd Thomas

139. “You honor our humble abode,' said Bean.'I do, don't I,' said Peter with a smile.”

Tags : Bean Conceited Funny Peter Wiggin Weird

140. “Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.”

Tags : Attention Funny Life Stare Weird

141. “Writers,” Esther said simply. “For some reason, a lot of you reject what you hear and see in your heads. If you go too long ignoring it, it builds up and then you do all sorts of weird things. Mumble to yourself. Nightmares. Daydreams. Total anarchy and chaos. Before you know it, the writer is either sitting in a corner feverishly humming to his- or herself or on Prozac.”

Tags : Daydreams Mumble Nightmares Reject Weird Writers Writers On Writing
Source : In Other Worlds

142. “Sometimes, You just don't feel home.”

Tags : Empty Spaces Feeling Home Homeless Lost Weird
Author : Sarah Keddar

143. “He's going to be okay," said Quentin. "He has to. He's Tybalt. You'd be all weird and irritating if he wasn't around." "Weird and irritating?" I raised an eyebrow. "What gives you that idea?" Quentin shrugged. "That's already how you get when he isn't around.”

Tags : Ashes Of Honor Irritating Quentin Toby Tybalt Weird
Source : Ashes of Honor

144. “She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.”

Tags : Comedy Dogs Gun Humor Husky Metaphor Voice Weird

145. “Everyone’s mind has sort of a slum division—a flirtatious spot that doesn’t give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver.”

Tags : Backseat Driver Death Wish Debauchery Defiling Derail Distraction Lewd Mind Slum Thoughts Weird
Author : Pawan Mishra
Source : Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy

146. “Thoughts eat me creepy words crush my head.. I hear them talk,they scream and howl for each other.. Weeping souls longing trapped in a cage full time.”

Tags : Creepy Loveintime Missyou Needyou Sad Soul Soulmades Thoughts Weird

147. “His body walks out onto the darkened stage , and a roar goes up from the crowd. He stands in front of the mic, and he can feel his face twist in a sneer-the Elvis sneer from his dreams-though he never told it to move. He is powerless now, a spectator at his own moment of glory.”

Tags : Creepy Garraty Horror Scary Voice Weird
Source : Voice

148. “Those times when someone you thought was your friend talks about you behind your back really hurt. Even if you act like you don't care, deep inside, you care.”

Tags : Different Emo Emotional Emotional Pain Inspirational Lonely Strange Weird

149. “I must settle for freedom in this modern time”

Tags : Different People Minority View Niche Other Side Strange Weird
Source : Minaret

150. “Weird people love well.”

Tags : Love People Weird Well
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

151. “There is nothing wrong with being weird. Anyone who tells you different is only trying to be normal, which is too weird for me.”

Tags : Jason Medina Weird Weirdness
Author : Jason Medina

152. “Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-up and sensible and sorted out and . . . And do I want to feel grown-up? Do I want to stop feeling . . . paradoxical, nonsensical? Do I want to stop being crackers? Do I want to be destrangified? O yes, sometimes I want nothing more - but it only lasts a moment, then O I want to be the strangest and crakerest of everybody.”

Tags : Age Childhood Growing Up Insanity Mad Madness Nonsense Normal Normality Strange Weird
Author : David Almond
Source : My Name Is Mina

153. “Evil should not be, Detective Vera. Truly never can be. But in defining it as such, an inherent human bond with negativity confirms its very existence. Its mere acknowledgement cancels its credibility. Evil is nothing—the lack of anything of substance— made concrete as a balance to everything else. Evil is not, yet it is a part ofeach human, because humans welcome its participation in their lives. They speak of it in anger or disgust, fear or even wonder— the most appropriate response— giving it a stronger foundation with every passing thought it distorts. Though within their pliable minds, they welcome it with the glee of the ignorant, nurturing the unthinkable, thinking the unimaginable, imagining the most horrid, abysmal designs, embellishing them with an insidious veracity until evil is as substantial a reality as their next breath. I strive for something else, beyond evil’s claustrophobic clutches. I strive to transcend evil by becoming pure nothing. I strive as my followers strived.” He paused, his ideology a cancer, spreading… “I am, yet I strive to not be. Do you understand, comrade?” His tone suggested fellowship, disciples of the same obscene religion. ...”

Tags : Detective Fiction Evil Horror Horror Fiction Literary Literary Fiction Weird Weird Fiction
Source : Autumn in the Abyss

154. “The Special Operations Network was instigated to handle policing duties considered either too unusual or too specialized to be tackled by the regular force. There were thirty departments in all, starting at the more mundane Neighborly Disputes (SO-30) and going onto Literary Detectives (SO-27) and Art Crime (SO-24). Anything below SO-20 was restricted information, although it was common knowledge that the ChronoGuard was SO-12 and Antiterrorism SO-9. It is rumored that SO-1 was the department that polices the SpecOps themselves. Quite what the others do is anyone's guess. What is known is that the individual operatives themselves are mostly ex-military or ex-police and slightly unbalanced. 'If you want to be a SpecOp,' the saying goes, 'act kinda weird...”

Tags : Antiterrorism Art Crime Detectives Literary Military Police Restricted Specialized Time Travel Unusual Weird
Author : Jasper Fforde
Source : The Eyre Affair

155. “Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do.”

Tags : Babies Charlie Kids Little Kids Small Kids Talk Toddlers True Weird

156. “Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre.”

Tags : A Bit Bizarre Everyone S I M Just Weird Weirdness

157. “Love is weird. Most find love in normal places. But some of us find it with our windows down and engines screaming, praying to God that the moment either lasts forever, or we end with it.”

Tags : Love Praying Weird
Author : Reddit

158. “I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”

Tags : Carry Humor Pyromaniac Torch Weird
Author : Josh Stern
Source : And That’s Why I’m Single

159. “Inside these letters, the eye will seeNearby are your friends, and VFD.”

Tags : A Series Of Unfortunate Events Poetry Weird
Source : The Vile Village

160. “Competition is the death of art.”

Tags : Art Competition Death Keep It Crispy Pete Holmes Weird You Made It Weird
Author : Dana Gould

161. “These are the sports, the offthrows, of the universe instead of the species; these are the weird children of the lust of the spheres.”

Tags : Off Throws Spheres Sports Universe Weird
Source : The Circus of Dr. Lao

162. “I'm not cool, I'm weird!”

Tags : Cool Weird
Author : Angelina

163. “Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It’s sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it’s really not that sad.”

Tags : Beautiful Death Dying Life Rip Sad Weird

164. “I don't do normal. I have a reputation to uphold. (Thwonk)”

Tags : Normal Reputation Weird
Author : Joan Bauer

165. “I always gravitate towards things that are not beautiful, but broken and weird and fascinating”

Tags : Beauty Broken Weird
Author : Kate McKinnon

166. “The Aunts put their arms about one another so that their faces were cheek to cheek, and from this doublehead they gazed up at Steerpike with a row of four equidistant eyes. There was no reason why there should not have been forty, or four hundred of them. It so happened that only four had been removed from a dead and endless frieze whose inexhaustible and repetitive theme was forever, eyes, eyes, eyes.”

Tags : Gothic Humor Weird
Author : Mervyn Peake
Source : Titus Groan

167. “So it was that the Red Tower put into production its new, more terrible and perplexing, line of unique novelty items. Among the objects and constructions now manufactured were several of an almost innocent nature. These included tiny, delicate cameos that were heavier than their size would suggest, far heavier, and lockets whose shiny outer surface flipped open to reveal a black reverberant abyss inside, a deep blackness roaring with echoes. Along the same lines was a series of lifelike replicas of internal organs and physiological structures, many of them evidencing an advanced stages of disease and all of them displeasingly warm and soft to the touch. There was a fake disembodied hand on which fingernails would grow several inches overnight and insistently grew back should one attempt to clip them. Numerous natural objects, mostly bulbous gourds, were designed to produce a long, deafening scream whenever they were picked up or otherwise disturbed in their vegetable stillness. Less scrutable were such things as hardened globs of lava into whose rough, igneous forms were sent a pair of rheumy eyes that perpetually shifted their gaze from side to side like a relentless pendulum. And there was also a humble piece of cement, a fragment broken away from any street or sidewalk, that left a most intractable stain, greasy and green, on whatever surface it was placed. But such fairly simple items were eventually followed, and ultimately replaced, by more articulated objects and constructions. One example of this complex type of novelty item was an ornate music box that, when opened, emitted a brief gurgling or sucking sound in emulation of a dying individual's death rattle. Another product manufactured in great quantity at the Red Tower was a pocket watch in a gold casing which opened to reveal a curious timepiece whose numerals were represented by tiny quivering insects while the circling 'hands' were reptilian tongues, slender and pink. But these examples hardly begin to hint at the range of goods that came from the factory during its novelty phase of production. I should at least mention the exotic carpets woven with intricate abstract patterns that, when focused upon for a certain length of time, composed themselves into fleeting phantasmagoric scenes of a kind which might pass through a fever-stricken or even permanently damaged brain.”

Tags : Derangements Gothic Novelties The Red Tower Weird
Source : Teatro Grottesco

168. “I remember seeing this video for the first time in college - miserable, half-drunk on Keystone Light, a Camel Light smoldering in my mouth, about to desperately tap-dance my way through another social interaction - and saying out loud: "I fucking *get* you, Bee Girl.”

Tags : Alone Different Lonely Understanding Weird
Author : Dave Holmes

169. “The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it as it is.”

Tags : The Fey Weird
Source : Azlander: Second Nature

170. “There's nothing sexier than imaging myself as an Oxford comma getting unambiguously banged. Throw in a semicolon in between two closely related independent clauses, and a volcanic love of punctuation eruption is guaranteed.”

Tags : Editing Humor Humorous Weird Writing

171. “Isn't it weird? The way you remember things when it's gone.”

Tags : Gone Remember Weird
Author : Sarah Dessen

172. “Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.”

Tags : Internet Porn Weird
Author : Ann Aguirre
Source : Blue Diablo

173. “Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave”

Tags : Boyfriend Girlfriend Love Love Quotes Special Weird
Author : sid

174. “Some people don't like 'different', it makes them scaredOf people who aren't like them, I think that's weird.”

Tags : Different People Scared Weird
Source : Other Kids Are Kids Almost Just Like You

175. “Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.”

Tags : Conversation People Weird Weirdness

176. “With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.”

Tags : Hilarious Poetic Strange Weird
Author : Flann O'Brien
Source : At Swim-Two-Birds

177. “If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.”

Tags : Beautiful Creature Weird Worship
Source : A moment with God ; Poetry

178. “In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis.”

Tags : Homoerotic Sex Weird
Author : Dean Koontz
Source : The Face of Fear

179. “God's blessings, however, aren't always bigger, better, and beautiful. In fact, I truly believe that God gifts His chosen leaders with a very unusual blessing. You might even call it a weird blessing because most of the time we call it...a burden.”

Tags : A Aren T Beautiful Better Bigger Blessing Burden Chosen Even Gifts God God S It Leaders Might Most Of Time Unusual Very We Weird With You
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

180. “This capacity to fold the completely weird into daily life, to make the aliens ourselves, is a quality I look for in a good, weird book.”

Tags : Aliens Books Weird

181. “We are all a little weird. And we like to think that there is always someone weirder. I mean, I am sure some of you are looking at me and thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as you,” and I am thinking, “Well, at least I am not as weird as the people in the loony bin,” and the people in the loony bin are thinking, “Well, at least I am an orange”.”

Tags : Funny Humor Weird
Author : Jim Gaffigan

182. “But please remember: this is only a work of fiction. The truth, as always, will be far stranger.”

Tags : Fiction Strange Truth Weird

183. “I'm completely fine with being keeps me from getting bored with myself.”

Tags : Weird

184. “I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.”

Tags : Funny Random Weird

185. “Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.”

Tags : Humor Life Love Weird
Author : Steve Aylett

186. “We have truth in order not to die of art.”

Tags : Funny Humor Weird
Author : Steve Aylett

187. “Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.”

Tags : Funny Random Weird
Author : Diane Arbus

188. “I'm quite aware of my differences. I wouldn't classify them as weird”

Tags : Self Weird
Source : The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

189. “I write weird stories. I don't know why I like weirdness so much. Myself, I'm a very realistic person. I don't trust anything New Age -- or reincarnation, dreams, Tarot, horoscopes. I don't trust anything like that at all. I wake up at 6 in the morning and go to bed at 10, jogging every day and swimming, eating healthy food. I'm very realistic. But when I write, I write weird. That's very strange. When I'm getting more and more serious, I'm getting more and more weird. When I want to write about the reality of society and the world, it gets weird. Many people ask me why, and I can't answer that. But I recognized when I was interviewing those 63 ordinary people -- they were very straightforward, very simple, very ordinary, but their stories were sometimes very weird. That was interesting.”

Tags : Weird Writing

190. “it smelled the way a garage would smell if you left a bear inside it for too long.”

Tags : Weird
Author : Adam Rex
Source : Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story

191. “She was not too tall, and of a voluptuous build, so that my eyes wandered amid many charms that hitherto had been strangers to them.”

Tags : Fermata Weird
Source : Weird Tales. Vol. I

192. “Do not say "my dog ate my homework" when you do not have a dog.”

Tags : Weird

193. “It's weird when you think that you are weird and it's weird when you don't know that you are weird.”

Tags : Know Weird When
Author : Deyth Banger

194. “It's not really my problem if they think I'm weird.”

Tags : Punk Self Esteem Weird
Author : Sid Vicious

195. “Gerard turned away and ignored the cruelty of the meerkats, tore it from his mind. Lucretia needed a heart.”

Tags : Fantasy Horror Meerkats Short Story Weird
Source : Secret Life

196. “Yes I am strange and part of being strange is I don't really care that I don't conform.”

Tags : Autism Autistic Weird

197. “There’s always someone stumbling upon the weird and thinking they are the first.”

Tags : First Weird
Source : Flies to Wanton Boys

198. “To understand me you need to be weird .......!”

Tags : Weird
Author : Saif Ullah

199. “You seem all normal and quiet on the surface. But you are so much weirder than I am, and I am, extremely, fucking, weird.”

Tags : Weird
Author : Neil Gaiman
Source : Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances

200. “Normal people couldn’t be allowed to know how weird the world actually was.”

Tags : Normal Weird
Source : The Age of Scorpio