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1. “The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!”

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Author : Oliver Markus
Source : Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

2. “When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!”

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Author : Russell Means
Source : Where White Men Fear to Tread: The Autobiography of Russell Means

3. “NASSER: In this damn country that we hate and love, you can get anything you want. It's all spread out and availble. That's why I believe in England. You just have to know how to squeeze the tits of the system.”

Tags : 1980S England Fascism Immigrant System Tits
Source : My Beautiful Launderette

4. “Listen up, nerd,” he said, glancing over his shoulder while I wrapped myself against his back. “Man, you feel good like that.” “Your huge brain is working at a wavelength I don’t understand. Repeat what you just said in a dumb way so I’ll understand what my being a nerd has to do with you liking this,” I said, wiggling my hips against him before raking his back with my breasts. After giving me a groan followed by a naughty grin, Cooper sighed. “I can’t even remember what the hell we were talking about,” he said, wrapping my arms tighter around him. “Oh, yeah, you being a nerd. So don’t worry about getting carded. The Kirk in Whiskey Kirk’s is my pop and he doesn’t care if you get wasted. He doesn’t believe in laws.” “I’m not drinking.” “Farah, you need to relax and enjoy life.” “I come from a long line of drunks and addicts, so I’m not relaxing and enjoying life if it means I become like my loser relatives.” Cooper glanced back at me and smiled. “Did you take a shower before I showed up because you’re hella feisty?” “Do they have good food at this bar?” I asked, ignoring his question. “Burgers, hot wings, only the best bar food in Kentucky. You just keep holding on while I see if I can concentrate with your tits pushed up against me like that.” “I had them pushed up the other night and you concentrated fine.” “That’s because you were wearing your uniform and I forgot you had tits. No forgetting today.” “If you ever want to be friends with them, you really need to stop calling them tits. They don’t like that.” “Yes, mam,” he said, laughing as he pushed off and drove away from the apartment.”

Tags : Cooper And Farah Nerd Tits
Author : Bijou Hunter
Source : Damaged and the Beast

5. “You want to dance with me, angel tits?”

Tags : Tits
Author : Edward Albee
Source : Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

6. “She chuckles. "If you love it now, you should see it before. Back before there's more hotels and bars than shells. Back when only real backpackers come and visit. You're too skinny," she adds. "Eat more eggs."I take a bite. "What do you mean?""Eggs give you big tits.”

Tags : Eegs Funny Humor Tits

7. “Mental Note #683Tits don't make the lady; the same rule applies to trannys.”

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Author : Scott Parker
Source : My Favorite Letter Is H

8. “A three-day-old baby is a saint?'Willibald flapped his hands. 'Miracles happen, lord,' he said, 'they really do. They say little Rumwold sang God's praises whenever he suckled.''I feel much the same when I get hild of a tit,' I said, 'so does that make me a saint?”

Tags : Humor Religion Saints Tits
Source : Death of Kings

9. “In the 21st century men’s tits have not just rivalled but replaced women’s as the touchstone of ‘sexy’ in mainstream pop culture, even when the audience for them is other men.”

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Author : Mark Simpson

10. “You're a man, man. That means seeing two rocks on the ground that kind of look like tits will arouse you.”

Tags : Man Men Sex Sexy Tits
Author : S.A. Tawks
Source : Misadventurous