Stupidity Quotes

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1. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Tags : Human Nature Humor Infinity Philosophy Science Stupidity Universe

2. “I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.""Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition.""No, really. I'm trapped.""Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?""That's just it - I've never shape-shifted.""So you're not really a werewolf.""Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?"Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?”

Tags : Humor Stupidity Werewolves
Author : Carrie Vaughn
Source : Kitty and the Midnight Hour

3. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

Tags : Einstein Human Humor Philosophy Stupidity

4. “Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.”

Tags : Draco Malfoy Stupidity
Author : J.K. Rowling
Source : Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

5. “Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”

Tags : Foolishness Rationality Reason Sense Stupidity Understanding
Author : Euripides
Source : The Bacchae

6. “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.”

Tags : Civil Rights Free Speech Free Will Freedom Intelligence Liberty Stupidity

7. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

Tags : Human Nature Humor Misattributed George Carlin Stupidity
Author : George Carlin

8. “You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”

Tags : Ignorance Intelligence Opinions Stupidity

9. “I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”

Tags : Insanity Stupidity
Author : Joss Whedon

10. “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

Tags : Government Kidding Misattributed Mark Twain Stupidity
Source : The Peter Principle

11. “In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.”

Tags : Humor Politics Stupidity

12. “Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”

Tags : Anita Blake Stupidity
Source : The Laughing Corpse

13. “If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!”

Tags : Gods Humour Religion Stupidity
Source : The Color of Magic

14. “Evil isn’t the real threat to the world. Stupid is just as destructive as Evil, maybe more so, and it’s a hell of a lot more common. What we really need is a crusade against Stupid. That might actually make a difference.”

Tags : Evil Harry Dresden Stupidity
Author : Jim Butcher
Source : Vignette

15. “Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”

Tags : Stupidity
Author : Oscar Wilde
Source : The Picture of Dorian Gray

16. “He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.”

Tags : Classic Insult Humor Intelligence People Stupidity

17. “You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.”

Tags : Hanlon S Razor Malice Stupidity
Source : The Green Hills of Earth

18. “The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”

Tags : Humor Stupidity

19. “Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”

Tags : Evil Stupidity
Source : Surfacing

20. “Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.”

Tags : Fool Silence Stupidity Talking Words
Source : Mosquitoes

21. “A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”

Tags : Accuracy Cleverness Intelligence Smart Stupidity Understanding
Source : A History of Western Philosophy

22. “Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.”

Tags : Foolishness Intelligence Sense Stupidity
Author : Jane Austen
Source : Pride and Prejudice

23. “Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.”

Tags : Stupidity Willful Ignorance
Source : East of Eden

24. “We keep on being told that religion, whatever its imperfections, at least instills morality. On every side, there is conclusive evidence that the contrary is the case and that faith causes people to be more mean, more selfish, and perhaps above all, more stupid.”

Tags : Atheism Cruelty Ethics Ethics In Religion Morality Morality Without Religion Religion Selfishness Stupidity

25. “What is it you most dislike? Stupidity, especially in its nastiest forms of racism and superstition.”

Tags : Atheism Dislikes Racism Religion Scepticism Stupidity Superstition
Source : Hitch-22: A Memoir

26. “Irony is wasted on the stupid”

Tags : Irony Stupid Stupidity
Author : Oscar Wilde

27. “Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”

Tags : Beauty Intelligence Stupidity
Source : Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever

28. “The more stupid one is, the closer one is to reality. The more stupid one is, the clearer one is. Stupidity is brief and artless, while intelligence squirms and hides itself. Intelligence is unprincipled, but stupidity is honest and straightforward.”

Tags : Intelligence Stupidity
Source : The Brothers Karamazov

29. “I've learned one thing, and that's to quit worrying about stupid things. You have four years to be irresponsible here, relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember the time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So stay out late. Go out with your friends on a Tuesday when you have a paper due on Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...”

Tags : College Leisure Stupidity Work Youth
Author : Tom Petty

30. “To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.”

Tags : Happiness Stupidity
Author : Julian Barnes
Source : Flaubert's Parrot

31. “Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.”

Tags : Stupidity

32. “This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.”

Tags : Intelligence Overthinking Stupidity
Source : Smart Girls Get What They Want

33. “It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.”

Tags : Stupid People Stupidity
Source : Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

34. “Never confuse honor with stupidity!”

Tags : Honor Humor Stupidity
Source : The Crystal Shard

35. “And this shows that sometimes people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth.”

Tags : Belief Intelligence Stupidity Truth
Author : Mark Haddon
Source : The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

36. “It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.”

Tags : Art Artist Artists Arts And Humanities Creative People Creativity Gadfly Rebel Rebellion Rights Rights And Duties Stupidity Stupidity Of Man
Source : Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

37. “You can't fix stupid”

Tags : R Alan Woods Stupid Stupid People Stupidity Stupidity Of Man
Author : R. Alan Woods

38. “No matter how smart you might appear to be later with your set of diplomas on their fine white parchment, the mistakes you made before the real lessons sunk in never fade. No matter how high you hang those official documents with their official seals and signatures, how shinning and polished the frame, your reflection in the glass will never let you forget how stupid you felt when you didn't know any better.”

Tags : Diploma Education Intelligence Life Lessons Stupidity
Source : Girlchild

39. “Is it that they think it a duty to be continually talking,' pursued she: 'and so never pause to think, but fill up with aimless trifles and vain repetitions when subjects of real interest fail to present themselves? - or do they really take a pleasure in such discourse?''Very likely they do,' said I; 'their shallow minds can hold no great ideas, and their light heads are carried away by trivialities that would not move a better-furnished skull; - and their only alternative to such discourse is to plunge over head and ears into the slough of scandal - which is their chief delight.”

Tags : Chatting Conversation Rumours Slander Stupid People Stupidity Talking
Author : Anne Brontë
Source : The Tenant of Wildfell Hall

40. “An eleven-year-old girl is many things, but she is not stupid.”

Tags : Girls Stupidity
Author : Markus Zusak
Source : The Book Thief

41. “All three combined is...a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.”

Tags : Humor Stupidity
Author : Veronica Roth
Source : Divergent

42. “Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.”

Tags : Education Stupidity

43. “When we see that almost everything men devote their lives to attain, sparing no effort and encountering a thousand toils and dangers in the process, has, in the end, no further object than to raise themselves in the estimation of others; when we see that not only offices, titles, decorations, but also wealth, nay, even knowledge[1] and art, are striven for only to obtain, as the ultimate goal of all effort, greater respect from one's fellowmen,—is not this a lamentable proof of the extent to which human folly can go?”

Tags : Human Nature Stupidity
Source : The Wisdom of Life

44. “You're going to keep making these mistakes as long as you keep carrying your brain in the same scabbard with your sword, Lelldorin.”

Tags : Stupidity War
Author : David Eddings
Source : Queen of Sorcery

45. “Most people have some appreciation of mathematics, just as most people can enjoy a pleasant tune; and there are probably more people really interested in mathematics than in music. Appearances suggest the contrary, but there are easy explanations. Music can be used to stimulate mass emotion, while mathematics cannot; and musical incapacity is recognized (no doubt rightly) as mildly discreditable, whereas most people are so frightened of the name of mathematics that they are ready, quite unaffectedly, to exaggerate their own mathematical stupidity”

Tags : Fallacy Math Mathematics Music Stupidity
Author : G.H. Hardy
Source : A Mathematician's Apology

46. “you're Shane, right?'He inched away from her and managed a quick nod as he twisted the rag he held in his fingers. 'Heidi sad you were willing to teach me how to ride.' Her expression shifted from entertained to confused, as if she was wondering why no one had mentioned he was a can or two shy of a six-pack. 'A horse,' he clarified, then wanted to kick himself. What else but a horse? Did he think she was here to learn to ride his mother's elephant? One corner of Annabelle's perfect, full mouth twitched. 'A horse would be good. You seem to have several.'He wanted to remind himself that he was usually fine around women. Smooth even. He was intelligent, funny and could, on occasion, be charming. Just not now, with his blood pumping and his brain doing nothing more than shouting "it's her, it's her" over and over again. Chemistry, he thought grimly. It could turn the smartest man into a drooling idiot. Here he was, proving the theory true.”

Tags : Annabelle Awkward Encounters Chemistry Shane Stupidity
Author : Susan Mallery
Source : Summer Nights

47. “As I, my real self, grew older, I entered more and more into the substance of my dreams. One may dream, and even in the midst of the dream be aware that he is dreaming, and if the dream be bad, comfort himself with the thought that it is only a dream. This is a common experience with all of us. And so it was that I, the modern, often entered into my dreaming, and in the consequent strange dual personality was both actor and spectator. And right often have I, the modern, been perturbed and vexed by the foolishness, illogic, obtuseness, and general all-round stupendous stupidity of myself, the primitive.”

Tags : Dreams Duality Foolishness Modern Primitive Self Stupidity Vexation
Author : Jack London

48. “I always hated it when TV reporters stuck a microphone in the faces of people who'd just lost a home or a loved one, wanting to know how they felt. They felt like shit. They hurt, and they didn't know how they were going to get through the night. They wanted to scream and cry and hit the guy with the microphone.”

Tags : Disaster Stupidity
Source : Royal Street

49. “Football is not merely a small business, it's also a bad one. Anyone who spends any time inside football soon discovers that just as oil is part of the oil business, stupidity is part of the football business.”

Tags : Business Football Stupidity
Author : Simon Kuper
Source : Soccernomics: Why England Loses, Why Germany and Brazil Win, and Why the U.S., Japan, Australia, Turkey--and Even Iraq--Are Destined to Become the Kings of the World's Most Popular Sport

50. “Mesmo os lugares mais rarefeitos, como o espaço sideral e a estupidez humana, são preenchidos por alguma coisa: luz, metais leves, preconceitos, partículas e subpartículas dos átomos, radiações, chavões e telenovelas.”

Tags : Space Stupidity
Author : Afonso Cruz
Source : Jesus Cristo Bebia Cerveja

51. “The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying.It was:'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?”

Tags : Essence I Am Sayings Stupidity
Author : Idries Shah
Source : Reflections

52. “He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.”

Tags : Stupidity Zombie

53. “Could mankind declare it was truly wise? Did man know everything on earth, or would he ever? Certainly not!”

Tags : Gadfly Humility Knowledge Learning Limitations Mankind Philosophical Stupidity Stupidity Of Man Truth Wisdom
Source : Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

54. “What he found impossible was to shut off his brain, to detach himself from the intriguing problems with which (he) was involved, or to leave alone the major problems of war and peace, race and poverty, man's inhumanity to man and the persistence of stupidity.”

Tags : Brain Problem Stupidity
Author : Zelda Popkin
Source : A Death of Innocence

55. “Kate was never going to understand the extent to which men were stupid.”

Tags : Men Stupidity
Author : Chris Pavone

56. “Între eroare și prostie se poate observa un soi de înrudire și chiar o complicitate secretă pe care nimic, de-a lungul timpului, n-a izbutit s-o înlăture.”

Tags : Complicity Error Relations Secret Stupidity
Source : Nu sperați că veți scăpa de cărți

57. “There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.”

Tags : Castorp Clever Cleverness Kinds Of Stupid Stupidity
Author : Thomas Mann
Source : The Magic Mountain

58. “The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people.”

Tags : Chuck Palahniuk Crazy Crazy People Phoenix Stupid Stupid People Stupidity
Source : Phoenix

59. “Stupidity is to have amnesia over your own faults when the person you hate makes theirs.”

Tags : Angry Men Convenience Cruelty Evilness Fake Christians Gossip Gossipers Human Hurt Hypocrisy Imperfect Jealous Women Judgers Liars Mistake Pain Players Sinners Sorow Stupid Women Stupidity Unchristlike Unkind

60. “You'd have thought we planned it," says Peeta, giving me just the hint of a smile."Didn't you?" asks Portia. Her fingers press her eyelids closed as if she's warding off a very bright light."No," I say looking at Peeta with a new sense of apreciation. "Neither of us even knew what we were going to do before we went in.""And Haymitch?" says Peeta. "We decided we don't want any other allies in the arena.""Good. Then I won't be responsible for you killing off any of my friends with your stupidity," he says.”

Tags : Katniss Kill Peeta Stupidity
Source : Catching Fire

61. “CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Camping. Five Go Off in a Caravan.... If it was Five Go Down To a Crack House it might be a bit more exciting.”

Tags : Humour Stupidity
Author : Jen Campbell
Source : Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops

62. “It's not evil, Rand. I know something evil when I smell it. This isn't evil, it's just incredibly stupid.”

Tags : Evil Stupidity
Author : Robert Jordan
Source : A Memory of Light

63. “The world demands I make good choices on no information, and then blames my maidenhood for my mistakes, as if my maidenhood were responsible for my ignorance. Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid.”

Tags : Enlightenment Gender Roles Ignorance Knowledge Stupidity
Source : The Curse of Chalion

64. “Inhumanity is the keynote of stupidity in power.”

Tags : Cruelty Inhumanity Power Prisons Stupidity
Source : Prison Memoirs of an Anarchist

65. “Use that fluff of yours you call a brain.”

Tags : Agatha Christie Funny Humor Stupidity
Source : A Murder Is Announced

66. “You can not argue with stupid but you can certainly play with it.”

Tags : Arguing Stupidity

67. “Hive Queen: They never know anything. They don't have enough years in their little lives to come to an understanding of anything at all. And yet they think they understand. From earliest childhood, they delude themselves into thinking they comprehend the world, while all that's really going on is that they've got some primitive assumptions and prejudices. As they get older they learn a more elevated vocabulary in which to express their mindless pseudo- knowledge and bully other people into accepting their prejudices as if they were truth, but it all amounts to the same thing. Individually, human beings are all dolts.Pequenino: While collectively...Hive Queen: Collectively, they're a collection of dolts. But in all their scurrying around and pretending to be wise, throwing out idiotic half-understood theories about this and that, one or two of them will come up with some idea that is just a little bit closer to the truth than what was already known. And in a sort of fumbling trial and error, about half the time the truth actually rises to the top and becomes accepted by people who still don't understand it, who simply adopt it as a new prejudice to be trusted blindly until the next dolt accidentally comes up with an improvement.>Pequenino: So you're saying that no one is ever individually intelligent, and groups are even stupider than individuals-- and yet by keeping so many fools engaged in pretending to be intelligent, they still come up with some of the same results that an intelligent species would come up with.Hive Queen: Exactly.”

Tags : Buggers Discovery Humanity Intelligence Pequeninos Stupidity
Source : Xenocide

68. “When Jim Donell thought of something to say he said it as often and in as many ways as possible, perhaps because he had very few ideas and had to wring each one dry.”

Tags : Bullies Fools Ideas Idiots Merricat Stupidity
Source : We Have Always Lived in the Castle

69. “Fast and stupid is still stupid. It just gets you to stupid a lot quicker than humans could on their own. Which, I admit, is an accomplishment," she added, "because we're pretty damn good at stupid.”

Tags : Artificial Intelligence Stupidity
Author : Jack Campbell
Source : Invincible

70. “If my stupidity makes you smile, I rather prefer to act always as stupid.”

Tags : Smile Stupidity

71. “Stupidity is not a behavior; it's a religion. One can die for it!”

Tags : Behavior Folly People Stupidity
Author : Raheel Farooq

72. “A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.”

Tags : Stupidity

73. “If you have the power to hit people over the head whenever you want, you don’t have to trouble yourself too much figuring out what they think is going on, and therefore, generally speaking, you don’t. Hence the sure-fire way to simplify social arrangements, to ignore the incredibly complex play of perspectives, passions, insights, desires, and mutual understandings that human life is really made of, is to make a rule and threaten to attack anyone who breaks it. This is why violence has always been the favored recourse of the stupid: it is the one form of stupidity to which it is almost impossible to come up with an intelligent response. It is also of course the basis of the state.”

Tags : Empathy Government Intelligence Stupidity Violence
Author : David Graeber
Source : Fragments of an Anarchist Anthropology

74. “El idiota cree que todos son idiotas menos él.”

Tags : Idiot Stupidity
Source : Kappa

75. “I am not sure how evil religion by nature is, but I have no doubt of its stupidity and insanity in practice.”

Tags : Atheism Stupidity

76. “A decision made during a moment of weakness can ruin your life.        To date, I had made three.”

Tags : Bad Decisions Corcitura Danger Eric Bradburry Hindsight Hybrid Vampires Regrets Stefan Ratliff Stupidity Upyr Vampires Vrykolakas Werewolves
Source : Corcitura

77. “Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.”

Tags : Humor Humour Marriage Men And Women Michael Stupidity Winner

78. “No matter how high are one's estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that:a) people whom one had once judged rational and intelligent turn out to be unashamedly stupid.b) day after day, with unceasing monotony, one is harassed in one's activities by stupid individuals who appear suddenly and unexpectedly in the most inconvenient places and at the most improbable moments.”

Tags : Stupidity

79. “Most of your heritage comes from your culture, stupidity is one of them.”

Tags : Heritage Stupidity

80. “We all have been given a gift; if you have not sort it out yet, yours is stupidity.”

Tags : Gift Stupidity

81. “What was the point of scientific advance without moral advance? The railway would merely permit more people to move about, meet and be stupid together”

Tags : Morality Progress Science Stupidity
Author : Julian Barnes
Source : Flaubert's Parrot

82. “I belong to a stupid nation that kill and murder their own people for language and religion, then they call it foreigners interference.”

Tags : Stupid Stupidity

83. “Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?”“Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She fought back a smile. “But you have done some of the dumbest things I ever thought possible.”“So you have a point…” I shrugged. “Still not stopping me.”

Tags : Humor Paranormal Romance Stupidity
Author : M.A. George
Source : Relativity

84. “Be a hero or enjoy fucking life, don’t try to be bunch of stupid flesh acting as normal humans.”

Tags : Hero Stupidity

85. “I'm stupid. Stupidity makes me human!.29.”

Tags : Stupidity
Source : Libido Junkie

86. “Well,” I said, “you obviously have some power. You chased off those hooligans with rotten fruit. Perhaps you have banana-kinesis? Or you can control garbage? I once knew a Roman goddess, Cloacina, who presided over the city’s sewer system. Perhaps you’re related…?”Meg pouted. I got the impression I might have said something wrong, though I couldn’t imagine what.”

Tags : Apollo Humor Meg Mccaffrey Stupidity
Author : Rick Riordan
Source : The Hidden Oracle

87. “And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars--all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose--there is no such war in the history of the race.”

Tags : History Of Mankind Life Stupidity War
Author : Mark Twain
Source : The Mysterious Stranger

88. “I am not convinced within myself that to its core and as a whole, humanity has, as some like to assume, progressed a great deal over the millennia. Human technology? Of course. Human beings? Hardly.”

Tags : Assumptions Century Change Chronological Snobbery Chronology History History Repeating Itself Human Nature Humanity Humans Intelligence Millennium Morality Nature Personality Progression Repetition Stupidity Stupidity Of Man Technology Times Universal World
Author : Criss Jami

89. “If you can’t define something you have no formal rational way of knowing that it exists. Neither can you really tell anyone else what it is. There is, in fact, no formal difference between inability to define and stupidity.”

Tags : Definitions Irrationality Language Logic Rational Thought Stupidity
Source : Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values

90. “You failed -your fart was not silent, my nose heard it's deafening noise.”

Tags : Endorse Fart Food Genius Gut Instincts Humanity Quotes Humor Quotes Humorous Humorous Quotes Imaginary Imagination Imagine Inner Warmth Intelligence Is Attractive Intelligence Quote Intelligence Quotient Laugh Mind Mystery Poem Poetry Sense Of Humor Stomach Stupidity Of Man

91. “Although it pains me to admit it, I am quite familiar with the holes in life. And this familiarity is due to the fact that I spend far more time in these holes than I spend on the paths that brought me to them.”

Tags : Blind Blindness Careless Carelessness Choices Decisions Discernment Error Errors Familiar Familiarity Hole Holes Mistake Mistakes Road Road Of Life Stupidity Time Wisdom
Source : Flecks of Gold on a Path of Stone: Simple Truths for Profound Living

92. “Sometimes sexy women like to act stupid because it helps them get exactly what they want. Theresa Boudreaux was one of those types: a bodacious waffle-house waitress with a devilish streak. Unfortunately for a certain high-ranking elected leader, she had the wits to go to RadioShack and buy herself a nine-dollar phone-recording device. She then used it to tape her dirty phone calls with US Congressman Huey Hartley, a powerful, sanctimonious, married-for-thirty-years politician from the solidly red state of Mississippi.”

Tags : Stupidity

93. “Stupidity doesn't make you wise, it makes you stupid!”

Tags : Doesn T Make Stupid Stupidity Wise You
Author : Deyth Banger

94. “Holding your brain hostage against your own stupidity - that was how to get stuff done.”

Tags : Brain Get Things Done Stupidity
Source : The Bands of Mourning

95. “If only my genitals didn't floatWhen I relaxed in the bathAnd we both looked down and we both agreedIt's stupid to be a man”

Tags : Man Men Nudity Stupidity
Author : Leonard Cohen

96. “And I am revealed for exactly what I am - a particularly stupid fish, moving from hook to hook, never learning my lesson.”

Tags : Fish Glass Swords Lessons In Life Lessons Not Learned Stupidity

97. “So the paradox goes: No man who is really ignorant is ever aware that he is ignorant. That is its finest, most faulty manifestation; there can be no true ignorance without first some claim of intelligence or consciousness, or superiority or enlightenment.”

Tags : Arrogance Awareness Boasting Brain Certainty Consciousness Deception Dreaming Ego Enlightenment Hypocrisy Ignorance Knowing Knowledge Manifestation Mental Not Knowing Paradox Pride Pseudo Intellectuals Self Deception Snobbery Stupidity Superiority Superiority Complex Truth Uncertainty Unconscious
Author : Criss Jami

98. “People always talk. Dont stress youself what people say. Just live your life they way you know how.”

Tags : Attitude Avenge Dj Empty Tin Fight Hate Inspiration Joyful Know Kyos Magupe Leader Life Living Love Mind Notice Philosopher Quotes Social Media Solution Sowetan

99. “Is that gallantry I smell, or just stupidity? The two scents are much alike, as I recall.”

Tags : Alike Gallantry Scents Stupidity
Source : A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

100. “Humanity goes to stupidy, this part is hard to be changed it's like paradox. You can't fight with paradox....Oh, you are genius, so genius with this stupidity!”

Tags : Humans Paradox Stupid Stupidity
Author : Deyth Banger

101. “Stupidy is easy, everyone can learn it... You just say to stupid stuff and you are the big Job,... but try to be a wise that's what's hard and most people just try to destroy the wise people why??Because they are too stupid to realease it!”

Tags : Everyone Humanity Learn It Said It Say It Stupid Stupidity True Truth
Author : Deyth Banger

102. “Jeg innså dumhetens uvurderlige betydning for alt åndelig arbeide - den sunne, medfødte eller ervervede, firkantete, jernbeslåtte dumhet, som sikrer sin mann mot hvert gløtt utenom hans eget verk eller bakenom hans egne motiver. Å, du herlige, sterke, hardføre dumhet, vikingen blant menneskets dyder, som verner mot selverkjennelse, vantro, fortvilelse og andre skammelige synder og laster, og i steden føder og fremelsker allslags forfengelighet. Du er i sannhet grunnlaget for all flid og fremgang i det åndelige.”

Tags : Academics Cleverness Studying Stupidity Vanity
Author : Sigurd Hoel
Source : Sinners In Summertime

103. “Innocence is the beginning of ignorance. Experience is the end of stupidity.”

Tags : Awareness Books End Enlightenment Erudition Experience Happenstance Ignorance Innocence Knowledge Learning Letters Man Nature Reality Stupidity
Source : Master of Maxims

104. “Stupidity is a pretence to know unkowns, where as learning is a solution”

Tags : Learning Pretence Silence Solution Stupidity

105. “I leave the outdoors to you. It is too warm out there to read comfortable, and summer, like many uncomfortable things, is as welcome as a dim woman. It is tolerable to look at, but after being made to interact with it, nobody wants anything to do with it.”

Tags : Humour Ignorance Stupidity Women

106. “So here is another law, one of my favourite If I become famous the stupidy will end one for all. It's basically a jail for mankind stupidy!”

Tags : Another Favourite Here Law Mankind My Of One So Stupidity
Author : Deyth Banger

107. “The world brazenly touts freedom as both the inalienable right and morally liberating justification to mindlessly play in the filth that lies all around me. And the slight bit of sanity that yet remains within me asks, ‘what raging madness would prompt me to incessantly wallow in the very things that will eventually swallow me?”

Tags : Arrogance Choices Decisions Dirt Dirty Filth Freedom Impulsive Irresponsible Justification Mindless Morally Morals Sanity Self Destruction Sin Sinful Stupidity Swallow Wallow Wisdom
Source : An Intimate Collision: Encounters with Life and Jesus

108. “Oh, oh human stupidity, probably that's why I don't succeed with mankind, somebody says "Can I stop by?" you answer "Okay..." or "Sure""... but why and saying what you are doing in case he hasn't asked you?”

Tags : Asked Stupidity That S Why You
Author : Deyth Banger

109. “Une chose qui m’humilie profondément est de voir que le génie humain a des limites, quand la bêtise humaine n’en a pas.”

Tags : Stupidity

110. “It was his knowledge of his own willful stupidity that had brought on his irritation”

Tags : Knowledge Of Self Stupidity

111. “Does it look like I have stupid written across my forehead”

Tags : Be Yourself Logic Philosophy Stupidity

112. “One moment people should learn that they must find their answers not to ask but to find. In real life you can't always ask, if you are ask you show how much stupid are you really!”

Tags : Moment Reality Stupid Stupidity
Author : Deyth Banger


Tags : Future Generations Future Prediction Humor Politicians Politics President Stupidity
Author : John Irving
Source : A Prayer for Owen Meany

114. “-Hay vida en todas partes, hasta en el fondo del mar. Y por todas partes la extingue la estupidez humana”

Tags : Humor Stupidity

115. “I done something bad, it was to believe that to read a book you must be a stupid guy. No people which read they are clever - the guy who said this is stupid guy!”

Tags : Clever Guy Mistakes Something Stupid Stupidity
Author : Deyth Banger

116. “Why had he done it? Why couldn't it just not have happened? Why didn't they have time-travel, why couldn't he go back and stop it happening? Ships that could circumnavigate the galaxy in a few years, and count every cell in your body from light-years off, but he wasn't able to go back one miserable day and alter one tiny, stupid, idiotic, shameful decision...”

Tags : Cheating Galaxies Jernau Morat Gurgeh Mistakes Regret Shame Stupidity Time Travel
Author : Iain Banks
Source : The Player of Games

117. “Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.”

Tags : Inspirational Stupidity
Source : Die Jungfrau von Orleans

118. “Cieszy mię ten rym: „Polak mądr po szkodzie”;Lecz jeśli prawda i z tego nas zbodzie,Nową przypowieść Polak sobie kupi,Że i przed szkodą, i po szkodzie głupi.”

Tags : Poles Stupidity Wisdom

119. “How many consuming fires can there be in the words: freedom, peace and democracy and how easy they can be extinguished by ignorance, stupidity and arrogance?”

Tags : Arrogance Ignorance Stupidity
Author : Sorin Cerin
Source : Wisdom Collection: The Book of Wisdom

120. “(Quoting her friend Tom Black on an amateur hunter's injury:)"Lion, rifles -- and stupidity.”

Tags : Hunting Lions Stupidity
Author : Beryl Markham
Source : West with the Night

121. “The belief that the world was created yesterday seems to hold great appeal to those born at that time.”

Tags : Christian Fundamentalism Creationism Religion Religious Fundamentalism Science Stupidity
Author : Gary Malone
Source : Christopher Hitchens and His Critics: Terror, Iraq, and the Left

122. “In the aftermath of the recent wave action in the Indian Ocean, even the archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williamson [sic], proved himself a latter-day Voltairean by whimpering that he could see how this might shake belief in a friendly creator. Williamson is of course a notorious fool, who does an almost perfect imitation of a bleating and frightened sheep, but even so, one is forced to rub one's eyes in astonishment. Is it possible that a grown man could live so long and still have his personal composure, not to mention his lifetime job description, upset by a large ripple of seawater?”

Tags : 2004 2004 Earthquake And Tsunami 2005 Archbishop Of Canterbury Atheism Church Of England Earthquakes Indian Ocean Insults Natural Disasters Religion Rowan Williams Sheep Stupidity Theodicy Tsunamis Voltaire

123. “Will this be in the examination, Mr Hecker?" was the limit of my students' interest in any given subject. If it was going to be in the test they took notes, if it was not going to be in the test they did not take notes. Their silent, depthless stares were unnerving. I told myself that they were not stupid - for how could the final attainment of thousands of years of human progress be stupid?”

Tags : Education Students Stupidity Testing
Author : Tod Wodicka
Source : All Shall Be Well; And All Shall Be Well; And All Manner of Things Shall Be Well

124. “None of the characters in (the story) were distinguished ones -- not even the lion.He was an old lion, prepared from birth to lose his life rather than to leave it. But he had the dignity of all free creatures, and so he was allowed his moment. It was hardly a glorious moment.The two men who shot him were indifferent as men go, or perhaps they were less than that. At least they shot him without killing him, and then turned the unsconscionable eye of a camera upon his agony. It was a small, a stupid, but a callous crime.”

Tags : Cruelty Hunting Lions Stupidity Tourists
Author : Beryl Markham
Source : West with the Night

125. “Caius was one of those who gloried in his ignorance, called his lack of letters purity, scorned any subtlety of thought or expression. A man for his time, indeed.”

Tags : Civilization Coarseness Crudeness Education Ignorance Stupidity
Author : Iain Pears
Source : The Dream of Scipio

126. “L'essere umano è davvero una creatura straordinaria. Ha scoperto il fuoco, edificato città, scritto magnifiche poesie, dato interpretazioni del mondo, inventato mitologie etc... Ma allo stesso tempo non ha smesso di fare la guerra ai suoi simili, non ha smesso di ingannarsi, di distruggere l'ambiente circostante. La somma algebrica fra vigore intellettuale e coglioneria dà un risultato quasi nullo. Dunque, decidendo di parlare di imbecillità, rendiamo in un certo senso omaggio a questa creatura che è per metà geniale, per metà imbecille”

Tags : Essere Umano Genialità Genius Human Being Stupidity Stupidità
Author : Umberto Eco
Source : Non sperate di liberarvi dei libri

127. “Hundreds of wise men cannot make the world a heaven, but one idiot is enough to turn it into a hell.”

Tags : Character Heaven Hell Idiots Men Peace Peace On Earth Stupidity Stupidity Of Man Wisdom Wise Words World World Peace
Author : Raheel Farooq

128. “The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes from having a question for everything.”

Tags : Answers Czech Literature Foolishness Literature Novel Philosophy Questions Stupidity
Author : Milan Kundera
Source : The Book of Laughter and Forgetting

129. “The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest.”

Tags : Dumb People Mistakes Stupidity Trust Wrong People

130. “To intentionally pass on opportunity is to intentionally pass on living.”

Tags : Bypass Fear Foolish Foolishness Ignorance Intentional Life Living Miss Opportunities Opportunity Pass Possibilities Stupid Stupidity

131. “The biggest sin in Satanism is not murder, nor is it kindness. It is stupidity.”

Tags : Antireligion Kindness Murder Satanism Religion Sin Stupidity
Source : The Long Hard Road Out of Hell

132. “Ignorance is avoiding that which stands in front of me out of the misplaced hope that it will put what I’m ignoring behind me. Instead, it’s most certain to drop it on top of me.”

Tags : Avoid Avoidance Barriers Challenges Consequences Deceived Denial Hope Ignorance Ignore Misleading Misled Misplaced Obstacles Repercussions Retreat Stupid Stupidity

133. “Ignorance is not bliss. Rather, ignorance is blistering.”

Tags : Bliss Blistering Consequence Discerning Discernment Ignorance Ignore Karma Payback Repercussion Repercussions Stupidity Think Thinking Thoughtful Wisdom

134. “That God should allow good people to be as bestially stupid as that--rose against me like a towering blasphemy.”

Tags : Stupidity
Source : Manalive

135. “To forget is to render the pages of history as entirely blank, and the lessons of history as never taught.”

Tags : Experience Experiences Fool Foolish Growth History Ignorance Ignorant Learn Learning Lessons Opportunity Personal Growth Professional Growth Spiritual Growth Stupidity Taught Teaching

136. “Our evolution depends on our memory. If we keep forgetting the mistakes of the past, only to keep repeating them, then we will never change. Humanity will never move forward, spiritually or morally, to become superior beings. We must apply the wisdom of our forefathers and the lessons gained from their experiences to today's decision-making. We should be intellectually smarter, not the opposite. We should be wiser, not the opposite. It is time for us to really examine and understand why certain causes in the past have produced major negative effects. This is the only way we can prevent repeating the same mistakes in our present and future. It is the only way we will evolve.”

Tags : Apathy Change Changing Elder Forefather History Intellectually Smarter Intelligent Issues Learning From Mistakes Life Quotes Regress Regression Relationships Spiritual Wisdom Studying Superior Beings Truth Wise
Author : Suzy Kassem
Source : Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

137. “More times than I can remember I look around and I ask why the hole I’m in looks so strangely familiar. Probably because it looks a whole lot like all the other ones I dug before I got around to digging this one.”

Tags : Choice Choices Dig Dug Familiar Familiarity Hole Holes Pit Problem Repetition Sabotage Self Sabotage Situation Stupid Stupidity Wisdom

138. “A narrow hallway is all that separates rational from irrational, creativity from insanity, and intelligence from stupidity.”

Tags : Creativity Imagination Imagination Quotes Insane Insanity Intelligence Irrational Irrationality Rational Rationality Stupidity
Source : Dead Toad Scrolls

139. “As long as there exist stupid people supporting stupid governments in their countries, people living in those countries will continue fluttering badly in the cesspool created by this utter foolishness!”

Tags : Democracy Democracy Gone Wrong Democracy Voting Government Quotations Government Quotes Governments Ildan Wisdom Ildan Wise Sayings Ildan Words Mehmet Murat Ildan Quotes Stupid Stupidity Support Supporting Governments Turkish Authors Turkish Literature Turkish Playwrights Turkish Quotations Turkish Quotes Turkish Wisdom Words Turkish Writers Utter Voters Voters And Voting

140. “It is hard to befool a fool who has already been fooled so many times”

Tags : Befooled Befooling Deceit Deceit Quotes Deceitful Fool Fool Quotes Foolishness Fools Hard Many Stupid Stupidity Wise Wise Quotes Wise Words
Author : Munia Khan

141. “Knowledge squandered is not knowledge, but a sign of ignorance.”

Tags : Ignorance Knowledge Responsibility Responsible Squander Stupidity Who We Are Wisdom
Author : Joseph Rain

142. “If you're intimidated by my intelligence, it's your problem not mine. I won't tolerate your stupidity and I'm not going to become stupid like you, just because you're too stupid to handle my intelligence. . .”

Tags : Intelligence Stupidity
Author : Unknown

143. “Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire. - Ένας ανόητος θα βρει έναν ακόμη περισσότερο ανόητο να θαυμάζει.”

Tags : Stupidity

144. “My anger is a reaction to your stupidity. If you stop being stupid, I'll stop being angry.”

Tags : Anger Stupidity
Author : Unknown

145. “Be strong inlife. Just know some people will mistaken your kindness as weakness. Because of your care for them. They will take advantage of you and want to use you. Dont worry too much about them, because those people they never been pleased or grateful.”

Tags : Arrogant Characteristics Courage Develepment Dj Encouragement Goals Gold Digger Grateful Happiness Inspiration Intelligence Joy Knowledge Life Life Lessons Love Money People Philosopher Philosophy Quutes Riches Selfish Stupidity User Wisdom Wise Words Words

146. “We live in a highly complex, technological world – and it's not entirely obvious what's right and what's wrong in any given situation, unless you can parse the situation, deconstruct it. People just don't have the insight to be able to do that very effectively.”

Tags : Analytics Brilliance Complexity Ethics Insight Intelligence Knowledge Life Modern World Morality Philosophy Right Sad Truth Science Semantics Stupidity Technology Thinking Thought Wisdom Wrong

147. “As hard as we strive, man remains a perfect imperfect being.”

Tags : Craziness Failure Fear Hatred Human Behavior Human Ignorance Human Nature Human Stupidity Ignorance Learning From Mistakes Life Life Challenges Problems In Life Stupidity
Author : Auliq-Ice

148. “Don’t ever be a stupid shadow who follows perfectly his leader no matter what foolishness his leader does!”

Tags : Leader Leader Quotes Leaders Murat Ildan Quotations Shadow Shadow Quotes Shadows Stupid Stupidity Turkish Writers Quotes

149. “Never reason yourself to people who hate you or fight with you for no reason. Its either they are trying to get your attention or they are trying to get someone attention using you or your name.Meaning no one recognize them or notice them or give them their time.So they have to do something to be noticed. Ignoring them will be best solution and will do much bigger damage to them than fighting them.”

Tags : Advice Attitude Djkyos Encouragement Fight Hate Inspiration Journalism Knowledge Lessons Living Motivation Name News People Philosopher Quotes Recognize Sowetan Success Sundaytime Sundayworld Thoughts Wisdom Words

150. “People always talk. Don't stress yourself what people say. Just live your life they way you know how.”

Tags : Attitude Character Characteristics Dailysun Djkyos Empty Tin Haters Inspiration Joy Leader Life Life Lessons Love Name Notice People Recognition Revenge Social Media Solution Stress Stupidity Teach Wisdom

151. “Most people are not so stupid to be not able to differentiate eventually between the right and the wrong individual , but it is only the foolish person who continues to misguide oneself solely as if s/he has not been caught as who s/he is as true character.”

Tags : Author Character Crafty Evils Fake Feelings Foolish Humbleness Insanity Inspiring Author Inspiring Words Inspiring Writer Life And Living Materialist Misguide Notable Person People Nature Self Centred Selfish Sentiment Thinking True Face True Mentor
Author : Anuj Somany

152. “Hate is no respecter of race - as apparently neither is stupidity.”

Tags : Apparently Hate Race Respecter Stupidity
Source : Bugspray

153. “There's no point in arguing with an idiot - save for exposing their stupidity in their own words.”

Tags : Arguing Exposing Idiot Stupidity Words
Source : Black Sunrise

154. “There's nothing more satisfying than being stupid with a friend.”

Tags : Friendship Stupidity
Author : Fiona Wood
Source : Six Impossible Things

155. “Tout le monde a des choses à dire sur les femmes, les hommes, les flics, les assassins. Nous généralisons à partir de notre propre expérience, de ce qui nous arrange, de ce que l'on peut comprendre avec les maigres moyens de nos réseaux neuronaux et suivant la perspective de notre vision. C'est une facilité qui permet de penser rapidement, de juger et de se positionner. Cela n'a pas de valeur en soi, ce sont des signaux, des petits drapeaux que chacun agite. Et tout le monde défend la vérité de ses avantages, de son sexe, de sa fortune.”

Tags : Book Martin Page Stupid Stupidity Valeur
Author : Martin Page
Source : How I Became Stupid

156. “Of course, even before Flaubert, people knew stupidity existed, but they understood it somewhat differently: it was considered a simple absence of knowledge, a defect correctable by education. In Flaubert's novels, stupidity is an inseparable dimension of human existence. It accompanies poor Emma throughout her days, to her bed of love and to her deathbed, over which two deadly agélastes, Homais and Bournisien, go on endlessly trading their inanities like a kind of funeral oration. But the most shocking, the most scandalous thing about Flaubert's vision of stupidity is this: Stupidity does not give way to science, technology, modernity, progress; on the contrary, it progresses right along with progress!”

Tags : Coevolution Education Essay Flaubert Knowledge Modernity Progress Spectrum Stupidity
Author : Milan Kundera
Source : The Art of the Novel

157. “I’m not too sure what the name of the song was that he was playing when I came in, but whatever it was, he was really stinking it up. He was putting all these dumb, show-offy ripples in the high notes, and a lot of other very tricky stuff that gives me a pain in the ass. You should’ve heard the crowd, though, when he was finished. You would’ve puked. They went mad. They were exactly the same morons that laugh like hyenas in the movies at stuff that isn’t funny. I swear to God, if I were a piano player or an actor or something and all those dopes though I was terrific, I’d hate it. I wouldn’t even want them to clap for me. People always clap for the wrong things. If I were a piano player, I’d play it in the goddam closet. Anyway, when he was finished, and everybody was clapping their heads off, old Ernie turned around on his stool and gave this very phony, humble bow. Like as if he was a helluva humble guy, besides being a terrific piano player. It was very phony—I mean him being such a big snob and all. In a funny way, though, I felt sort of sorry for him when he was finished. I don’t even think he knows any more when he’s playing right or not. It isn’t all his fault. I partly blame all those dopes that clap their heads off—they’d foul up anybody, if you gave them a chance.”

Tags : Fame Stupidity
Author : J.D. Salinger
Source : The Catcher in the Rye

158. “The value of a person’s quote or post is not determined by the number of online LIKE vote that it has got, but by the trustworthiness of the people who come truly in its support.”

Tags : Adviser Authenticity Duffers Emotional Fooling Others Honesty Humanity Inspirational Inspiring Author Leadership Characteristic Leadership Quotes Liars Motivational Notable Originality People Character Plagiariser Pretender Real Self Centred Sentimental Sycophancy Sycophants Wisdom Wise Witty
Author : Anuj Somany

159. “People cry out against the sinner, yet it is not the sinful, but the stupid, who are our shame. There is no sin except stupidity.”

Tags : Stupidity
Author : Oscar Wilde
Source : The Critic as Artist

160. “I divide my officers into four classes as follows: The clever, the industrious, the lazy, and the stupid. Each officer always possesses two of these qualities.Those who are clever and industrious I appoint to the General Staff. Use can under certain circumstances be made of those who are stupid and lazy. The man who is clever and lazy qualifies for the highest leadership posts. He has the requisite nerves and the mental clarity for difficult decisions. But whoever is stupid and industrious must be got rid of, for he is too dangerous.”

Tags : Cleverness Industriousness Laziness Military Officers Stupidity

161. “Prof McGonagall : ... bravery doesn't forgive stupidity. ...”

Tags : Bravery Stupidity
Author : J.K. Rowling

162. “Every fool wants to tell every other fool the right way to live. It's a perpetual epidemic called universal human stupidity,”

Tags : Arrogance Dogma Intolerance Stupidity
Author : Marty Rubin

163. “Our mind is like a MIRROR it reflects to the outside World what we think.”

Tags : Stupidity Thinking Wisdom
Author : Auliq-Ice

164. “People think that whatever comes out of the mouth of a wise man is the choicest gem, sometime it's utter stupidity and rubbish”

Tags : Bangambiki Habyarimana Insight Insightful Quote Intelligent Men Intelligent People Pearl Of Inspiration Rubbish Rubbish Heap Sage Advice Sage Quotes Sage Saying Smart Stupidity Stupidity Quotes The Great Pearl Of Wisdom Wisdom Wisdom Quote Wisdom Quotes Wisdom Wise Wisdom Words Wise Wise Man Quotes Wise Quotes Wise Saying Wise Sayings Wise Thought Wise Words
Source : Pearls Of Eternity

165. “I tell you, stupidity, self-protective stupidity, is the fundamental sin. No man alive has a right to contentment. No man alive has a right to mental rest. No man has any right to be as stupid as educated, Liberal men have been about that foolish affair at Geneva. Men who have any leisure, any gifts, any resources, have no right to stifle their consciences with that degree of imposture.”

Tags : Education Ignorance Stupidity
Author : H.G. Wells
Source : The Holy Terror

166. “We obey people we don't trust, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, using money we don't have, for gratifications that don't last, killing animals we don't hate, for pleasures that don't satisfy, dreaming of a life we don't deserve, and praying for an afterlife that doesn't exist, we are a stupid species”

Tags : Humanity Species Stupidity
Author : Philip Wollen

167. “Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.”

Tags : Adage Advertisement Amit Kalantri Quotes Amit Kalantri Writer Catchphrases Knowledge Personal Loss Philosophy Proverbs Quotes Rhetoric Scrifice Scriptwriting Self Self Respect Soul Speechwriting Story Stupidity Tolerance Wisdom
Author : Amit Kalantri

168. “There is no one who is lonely, than a man who knows what his money can do for him or can get him. He price himself in everything and the things he can get. Also a women who knows what her beauty and body can do and attract, what her body can get her and do for her. Dont be fooled. These people can get anything they want but except one thing. That is love. True love. Thats why their aslong they have this mentality they hardly keep relationships.”

Tags : Advice Arrogant Attract Beauty Dj Kyos Encouragment Happiness Her Inspiration Leadership Life Lessons Love Money Philosopher Philosospher Quotes Self Introspection Stupidity Thoughts User Wisdom

169. “Observing stupidity in others is a sure sign of stupidity in the observer.”

Tags : Disparaging Others Stupidity

170. “Poverty is hereditary just like power, stupidity, and haemorrhoids.”

Tags : Heredity Poverty Power Stupidity
Source : Tram 83

171. “The greatest ugliness in the world is seeing so beautiful a creature spoil themselves on stupidity.”

Tags : Beauty Humor Stupidity Ugliness
Source : The Leaf Flute - A Marridon Novella

172. “Everything happens for a reason but sometimes the reason is because you are stupid”

Tags : Reality Silly Stupidity
Author : kayser U

173. “The only defense against stupid is distance.”

Tags : Stupidity
Author : R.A.Delmonico

174. “I personally think humans have got about as far as we can go. We're wrecking the planet. We're never short of good reasons to massacre each other. Wrong god. Wrong race. Wrong color. Wrong sex. I'm actually quite surprised a thoroughly pissed-off History hasn't waved a flaming sword and we're all back in caves in the snow, chewing on half-cooked mammoth. And even that's more than we deserve.No wonder we still can't get to Mars. I suspect the Universe is making damned sure we don't get the chance to contaminate other planets with our stupidity. It's keeping us on this one where the only thing we can damage is each other.”

Tags : Planet Stupidity Universe
Author : Jodi Taylor
Source : A Trail Through Time

175. “’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate your individuality while at the same time trying to squish you and everyone else into the same ridiculous mould. It’s an artist’s right to rebel against the world’s stupidity.”

Tags : Art Artists Be Yourself Catholic Author Creative Process Encouragement Funny Gadfly Humor Humor Inspirational Individuality Inspirational Ironic Irony Irony Of Life Rebel Rebellion Rebels Stupidity Stupidity Of Man Uniqueness
Source : Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

176. “It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.”

Tags : Courage Stupidity Valor Wisdom Quote
Source : The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes

177. “I like solitude. It is when you truly hear and speak your natural, unadulterated mind, and out comes your most stupid self as well as your most intelligent self. It is when you realize who you are and the extents of the good and the evils which you are capable of.”

Tags : Actions Extremes Good Intelligence Polarity Self Solitude Stupidity Thoughts True Self
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

178. “Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid.”

Tags : Funny Humour Intelligence Stupidity
Source : Men at Arms

179. “Hiram!' Shelton ran to Hi's side. 'Aren't you you bleeding? I thought she shot you!''Red wine. When I saw it running everywhere, I played dead.' He winced as Shelton poked his belly. 'But I'm not leaping off any more shelves. That was pretty stupid.”

Tags : Humor Stupidity Virals
Author : Kathy Reichs

180. “Optimism and stupidity are nearly synonymous.”

Tags : Optimism Stupidity

181. “I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.”

Tags : Humor Stupidity Suicide
Source : Kiss Me, Judas

182. “Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.”

Tags : Humor Stupidity
Author : Carl Hiaasen
Source : Chomp

183. “I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect souls that seek imperfection vs. perfection, in an imperfect world where God asks us to seek perfection for our imperfect souls.”

Tags : Brainwashed Christian Hypocrisy Conundrum Critics Ethnic Cleansing Gibberish Group Cyberbulling Haters Humor Imperfect Imperfection Insecure Jokes Judegment Judgement Judgers Laughing Oscar Wilde Perfect Perfection Philosophical Redundance Piety Self Righteousness Stupid People Stupidity

184. “It's the wrong way. She's farther away from the door now. It occurs to me that some people only have book smarts.”

Tags : Stupidity
Author : Kendare Blake
Source : Anna Dressed in Blood

185. “People do not read stupidities with impunity.”

Tags : Reading Stupidity
Author : Victor Hugo
Source : Les Misérables

186. “In all things in this life, we are told "It's okay if you don't make it the first time!", "It's fine if you don't get it right the first time, just try again and again!" We are told this in learning how to ride a bike, in learning how to bake a cake, in solving our math everything. Except marriage. Why are we all expected to get such an enormous and weighty thing right, the very first time, and if we don't we're considered as failures? I beg to differ! This is a stupidity!”

Tags : Dogma Marriage Marriage Life Stupidity The Error Of Marriage
Author : C. JoyBell C.

187. “Bizim hepimizin içinde zübüklük olmasa, bizler de birer zübük olmasak, aramızdan böyle zübükler büyüyemezdi. Hepimizde birer parça olan zübüklük birleşip işte başımıza böyle zübükler çıkıyor. Oysa zübüklük bizde, bizim içimizde. Onları biz, kendi zübüklüğümüzden yaratıyoruz. Sonra, kendi zübüklüklerimizin bir tek Zübük’de birleştiğini görünce ona kızıyoruz. Bu zübükler heryerde var, biz zübükler nerde varsak, onlar da orada...”

Tags : Human Nature Humor Stupidity Truth
Author : Aziz Nesin
Source : Zübük

188. “Johannes had once said that violence and cruelty were just a stupid person's way of making himself felt, because it was easer to use your hands to strike a blow than to use your brain to find a logical and just solution to the problem.”

Tags : Anne Holm I Am David Life Smart Stupidity Violence Wisdom Wise
Author : Anne Holm
Source : I Am David

189. “Nero, you are an example to all the children on this shuttle. Because most of them are so foolish, they think it is better to keep their stupidest thoughts to themselves. You, however, understand the profound truth that you must reveal your stupidity openly. To hold your stupidity inside you is to embrace it, to cling to it, to protect it. But when you expose your stupidity, you give yourself the chance to have it caught, corrected, and replaced with wisdom. Be brave, all of you, like Nero Boulanger, and when you have a thought of such surpassing ignorance that you think it's actually smart, make sure to make some noise, to let your mental limitations squeak out some whimpering fart of a thought, so that you have a chance to learn.”

Tags : Captain Dimak Humiliation Stupidity
Source : Ender's Shadow

190. “When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV.”

Tags : Dejan Stojanovic Literature Literature Quotes Poetry Poetry Quotes Quotes Quotes To Live By Stupidity Thoughts Tv Wisdom

191. “Am I too late?" Caleb asked as he joined them. "Did he do something stupid?""Yeah. On both counts." Tristan stalked past Nick.”

Tags : Caleb Malphas Nick Gautier Stupidity Tristan
Source : Inferno

192. “If you think that you're so smart and holy, that means you haven't yet realized that a part of what we experience a result of our stupidity and wickedness in the past.”

Tags : Holy Smartness Stupidity Wickedness
Author : Toba Beta
Source : Master of Stupidity

193. “Something reduces the speed of the world and that something is stupidity! Stupidity is a boring friction!”

Tags : Stupidity

194. “All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well be pigs grunting in the pen. (92)”

Tags : Conversation Pigs Stupidity

195. “But if we reason it out simply and not try to be one bit fancy, then what sort of pride can you possibly take or what's the sense of ever having it, if man is poorly put together as a physiological type and if the enormous majority of the human race is brutal, stupid, and profoundly unhappy?”

Tags : Pride Stupidity Unhappiness Vanity
Author : Anton Chekhov
Source : The Cherry Orchard

196. “Are you aware that humanity is just a blip? Not even a blip. Just a fraction of a fraction of what the universe has been and will become? Talk about perspective. I figure I can't feel so entirely stupid about saying what I said because, first of all, it's true. And second of all, there will be no remnant of me or my stupidity. No fossil or geographical shift that can document, really, even the most important historical human beings, let alone my paltry admissions.”

Tags : History Humanity Stupidity Universe
Author : Meg Mullins
Source : The Rug Merchant

197. “These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports...they have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them...that's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity.”

Tags : Danger Fear Philosophy Of Life Stupidity Thrill Seekers
Source : Immortality or Something Like It

198. “Empathy nurtures wisdom. Apathy cultivates ignorance.”

Tags : Apathetic Apathy Awakening Awareness Cultivate Culture Empathetic Empathy Ignorance Ignorant Life Mankind Nurture Reasoning Society Stupidity Thinking Wisdom
Author : Suzy Kassem
Source : Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem

199. “It was an accident that has endowed man with intelligence. He has made use of it: he invented stupidity.”

Tags : Humanity Intelligence Stupidity
Source : Philosophic Nights in Paris,: Being Selections from Promenades Philosophiques

200. “How can you fight stupidity effectively? The answer is simple: it’s not easy.”

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Source : Aforismi contro il potere e la stupidità