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1. “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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2. “Einstein’s remark on the limitlessness of human stupidity is made even more disturbing by the discovery that infinity comes in different sizes. Answering ‘How much stupider?’ or trying to measure the minimal idiocy bounded by an IQ test are mysteries which are themselves infinitely less alarming than simply attempting to tally the anti-savant population. One can count all the natural idiots (they’re the same as the even number of idiots – twice as many), but the number of real idiots continues forever: all the counting idiots (finger reckoners) plus all the fractional idiots (geniuses on a bad day) plus all the irrational idiots (they go on and on and on) add up to a world in which the approaching upper limit of our set of natural resources has its complement in the inexhaustible lower limit of our set of mental ones.”

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Author : Bauvard
Source : Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

3. “Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

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Author : C.E.M. Joad

4. “If the bee disappeared off the face of the earth, man would only have four years left to live.”

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Source : The Life of the Bee

5. “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

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Author : Anonymous

6. “Every now and then a man's mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation, and never shrinks back to its former dimensions.”

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Source : Autocrat of the Breakfast Table

7. “Common sense is what tells us the earth is flat.”

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Author : Stuart Chase
Source : Language in Thought and Action

8. “If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.”

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9. “Not everything that can be counted counts.Not everything that counts can be counted.”

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10. “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”

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11. “Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”

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12. “Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”

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Author : Anonymous

13. “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.”

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14. “Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality. It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. This is physics.”

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Author : Darryl Anka

15. “One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting the result to be different.”

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Source : Scar Tissue

16. “Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.”

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17. “Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?" "No." "Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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18. “Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That said, is it crazier to repeatedly throw yourself against a window, or to repeatedly open that window, believing the creatures that are throwing themselves against it might come into your house, take a look around, and leave with no hard feelings?”

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Author : David Sedaris

19. “The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a challenge and opportunity beyond imagination.”

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20. “To paraphrase Einstein, insanity is expecting employees to do one thing while rewarding them for doing something else.”

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Source : Hooked on Customers: The Five Habits of Legendary Customer-Centric Companies

21. “Finance people should remember Albert Einstein’s wise words: “Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.”

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Source : Implementing Beyond Budgeting: Unlocking the Performance Potential