Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

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1. “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

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2. “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

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Source : P.S. I Love You

3. “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

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Source : The Peter Principle

4. “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”

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5. “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

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Author : Mark Twain

6. “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

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Author : Markus Herz

7. “There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”

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8. “Why not go out on a limb? Isn’t that where the fruit is?”

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Author : Frank Scully

9. “In the first act get your principal character up a tree; in the second act, throw stones at him; in the third, get him down gracefully.”

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Author : Anonymous

10. “Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

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Author : Anonymous

11. “Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”

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