Divorce Humor Quotes

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1. “Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.”

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Author : Claire Cook
Source : Must Love Dogs

2. “There’s life after divorce, Sarah,’ my father proclaimed, not that he’d ever been divorced.”

Tags : Divorce Humor Dogs Dating Family Personal Ads Reinvention
Author : Claire Cook
Source : Must Love Dogs

3. “Divorce is an expensive punishment love gets when it fails”

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Source : The Great Pearl of Wisdom

4. “Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.”

Tags : Breakup Breakup Quotes Divorce Divorce Humor Divorce Humour Divorce Quotes Divorce Separation Children Happiness Happy Love Marriage Relationship Relationships Quotes Wedding

5. “Hey lady.” Sandy wrapped her arms around Darcy’s neck and kissed her cheek quickly. “So, are we burning anything of his in some occult ritual that will curse him and all his unborn children till the end of their days, or are we just going to key his car?”

Tags : Divorce Humor Ex Boyfriends Heartache Heartbreak Love Paranormal Romance Paranormal Romance Novels Romance Romance Book Quotes Romance Series
Author : D.A. Rhine
Source : Vampires of the Chesapeake: Kian MacTiernan

6. “Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.”

Tags : Couple Divorce Divorce Humor Humor Humour Joke Lessons Learned Life Relation
Author : honeya

7. “Never allow anyone to break your bond of love.”

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Source : Think Great: Be Great!

8. “God has the key to open the heart of every soul.”

Tags : Christian Christianity Faith Divorce Humor Dont Give Up Dont Worry Faith Forgiveness And Letting Go God Good Deeds Kindness Lailah Gifty Akita Affirmations Let Go Life Life Philosophy Love Married Life Soul Spiritual Sayings
Source : Think Great: Be Great!

9. “He's half my ex-husband's age, but twice as energetic when we have sex. And twice as grateful afterwards.”

Tags : Divorce Humor Older Women
Source : Power of a Woman

10. “The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.”

Tags : Divorce Divorce Humor Humour Marriage Marriage Humor
Author : Hank Moody

11. “Marriage is a blast. Like a bomb.”

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Source : Spelling It Out for Your Man

12. “Go out, get wasted, bang a bimbo.”

Tags : Divorce Humor Freedom Of Choice Humor
Source : The Unwanted Wife

13. “For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even those who love them.”

Tags : Dating Divorce Divorce Humor Hatred Internet Dating Love Love Express Language Love Expressed Love Quote Lovers Online Dating True Love
Author : Auliq Ice

14. “If she’d kept up her AAA membership, she would have called them, but after the divorce, she’d had to cut some things out. Roadside assistance was one of them. Aargh.”

Tags : Aaa Budgeting Divorce Humor Romance
Source : Craving Candy

15. “Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”

Tags : Dating Divorce Humor Speed Speed Dating Quickie
Author : Josh Stern
Source : And That’s Why I’m Single

16. “It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.”

Tags : Death Divorce Divorce Humor Loneliness
Author : Auliq Ice

17. “Love is not a landmine but a sinkhole.”

Tags : Divorce Divorce Humor Love Love Hurts
Author : Auliq Ice