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1. “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”

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2. “The world brazenly touts freedom as both the inalienable right and morally liberating justification to mindlessly play in the filth that lies all around me. And the slight bit of sanity that yet remains within me asks, ‘what raging madness would prompt me to incessantly wallow in the very things that will eventually swallow me?”

Tags : Arrogance Choices Decisions Dirt Dirty Filth Freedom Impulsive Irresponsible Justification Mindless Morally Morals Sanity Self Destruction Sin Sinful Stupidity Swallow Wallow Wisdom
Source : An Intimate Collision: Encounters with Life and Jesus

3. “Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I'm covered.”

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Author : Molly Harper
Source : Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

4. “He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.”

Tags : Archer Dirty Elodie Hex Hall Humor Rachel Hawkins Sophie Spell Bound
Source : Spell Bound

5. “They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.”

Tags : Break Up Broken Commitment Desire Dirty Divorce Empowering Eros Family Feelings Freedom Gone Heartbroken Human Hurt Lost Polyandry Polygyny Queer Sharing Sluts Stay Team Time Wisdom
Author : David Rovics

6. “Often have seen that a guy who is habitually shy and does blatantly say about the women’s lie on their face itself has more respect for them and for that matter anyone, than a person who makes all hue and cry with many people on the subject of WOMAN’s RESPECT in the public domain or on the social media.”

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Author : Anuj Somany

7. “Trust, is the stone thrown into the sea, sinking deep in all its murkiness, unable to see what it once lived and believed to be a promise.”

Tags : Believed Blinded Broken Promises Confidence Dirty Disappointment Expectation Fooled Obscurity Pain Promises Sea See Sinking Sureness Trust

8. “Women are women: the most beautiful creatures, I love and respect. But hoes and tricks, gets slapped with dicks and that's with no regret.”

Tags : Beauty Dirty Disrespect Hoes Poetry Rap Respect Women Wrong
Author : 2Shaddy

9. “When we were arguing on my twenty-fourth birthday, she left the kitchen, came back with a pistol, and fired it at me five times from right across the table. But she missed. It wasn't my life she was after. It was more. She wanted to eat my heart and be lost in the desert with what she'd done, she wanted to fall on her knees and give birth from it, she wanted to hurt me as only a child can be hurt by its mother.”

Tags : Abortion Denis Dirty Jesus Johnson Son Wedding
Author : Denis Johnson
Source : Jesus' Son

10. “Good parents use the mistakes they did in the past when they were young to advice the children God gave to them to prevent them from repeating those mistakes again. However, bad parents always want to be seen as right and appear "angelic and saintly" as if they never had horrible youth days.”

Tags : Advicing Advising Bad Life Bad Parents Be Honest Children Clean Dirty Good Life Good Parents Happy Fathers Day Happy Mothers Day Israelmore Ayivor Mothers Day My Father My Mother Parent Past Past Life Prevent Saint Saintly Train Up A Child Training Youth Days

11. “I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them.”

Tags : Conviction Dirty Disgusting Justice Opinion Predators Sex Sexual
Source : Write like no one is reading

12. “I likened her to the slender PSYCHÉ and judged that the perfection of her face ennobled everything unclean around her: The dusty hems of her bunched-up skirt, the worn straps of her nightshirt; the blackened soles of her bare feet [...] All this and the pungent air! Ô this night, sweet pungent night! "HÉBÉ" may come but a season. But this girl's season would know a hot spring and an Indian summer.”

Tags : Barcelona Clean Contrast Dirty Ennoble Gitanas Hebe Hot Indian Summer Nightshirt Novel Payne Perfection Psyche Psyché Pungent Roman Saskia Slender Soul Spain Spring The Wanderess Unclean Voyeur Young Girl
Author : Roman Payne

13. “He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.”

Tags : Aphorism Aphorist Aphorists Appearance Attire Clean Clothing Dude Fop Humor Humorous Humour Impression Joke Quotations Rake Snappy Dresser Trendy

14. “There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.”

Tags : Dead Dirty Fast Fight Kick People
Source : Halfway to the Grave

15. “I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.”

Tags : Dirty Humor Nature
Author : Woody Allen

16. “A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.”

Tags : Dirty Humor
Author : Victor Hugo
Source : Les Misérables

17. “If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”

Tags : Dirty Lust Sex
Source : The 120 Days of Sodom

18. “It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch."- Valek to Yelena”

Tags : Dirty Fantasy Fight Humor Valek Yelena
Source : Poison Study

19. “Your... Your aura. It's... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?”

Tags : Adrian Dirty Funny Hathaway Humor Ivashkov Joke Lol Rose
Author : Richelle Mead
Source : Last Sacrifice

20. “The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.”

Tags : 5 Second Rule Dirty Food Funny Germs
Author : Neil Pasricha
Source : The Book of Awesome

21. “She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.”

Tags : Dirty Marshmallows Tired Ugly
Source : Atlas

22. “The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.”

Tags : Dirty Humor Metaphor Music
Source : Big in Japan: A (Hungry) Ghost Story

23. “What, with my tongue in your tail? nay, come again,Good Kate; I am a gentleman.”

Tags : Dirty Innuendo
Source : The Taming of the Shrew

24. “If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!”

Tags : Dirty Mars
Author : Fuyumi Soryo

25. “We don't need a point, son. We're juvenile, we're dirty, we don't have girls, we have noses full of snot, throats sore as hell, we've got scabs on us, we suffer bouts of acne, we've got no girls ... What more reasons do we need?”

Tags : Dirty Juvenile No Girls Reasons What S The Point
Author : Markus Zusak
Source : Underdog

26. “I’d thought about the stuff we’d already done. None of it was dirty, exactly, but a lot of it was wild and out of control so I wondered what dirty would entail.“Maybe you should explain dirty,” I suggested.“More fun to show you.”

Tags : Dirty
Source : Sweet Dreams

27. “(by the way . . . I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it . . . ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)”

Tags : Dirty Man Old
Source : Notes of a Dirty Old Man

28. “The world is full of dirty bastards, and I am their king.”

Tags : Dirty
Author : L.A. Witt

29. “-I would die for you-You lie -If I lie, why do I stand here before and beg on my knees to get you back? -Because you're feeling alone -If need your love-You don't need me, you only need a person-And you're that person-No I'm not-But I love you-That what I do”

Tags : Bad Dialogue Dirty Lie Love
Author : M

30. “If a clean heart wears dirty clothes, it will still look clean! If a dirty heart wears clean clothes, it will still look dirty!”

Tags : Clean Clean Heart Dirty Murat Ildan Quotes

31. “The Trust movie it has shown how one picture could be twisted and even how the cops are dirty!”

Tags : Cops Dirty Movie Picture Shown Trust
Author : Deyth Banger

32. “If you are looking for a job that may make you sick, I can recommend working at a high powered solar photovoltaic (PV) utility power plant.”

Tags : Career Dirty Electric Electrical Electricity Hazard High Look Occupation Photovoltaics Plant Power Pv Recommendation Searching Solar Solar Energy Solar Power Solar Pv Utility Voltage Working
Author : Steven Magee

33. “Loss of cell phone reception inside of a building generally indicates that the following two issues may be present: 1. High electromagnetic interference (EMI) environment from dirty electricity that is being generated by electronic products. 2. Shielding and Faraday cage effects from metalwork in the building.”

Tags : Building Cage Cell Dirty Electricity Electromagnetic Electronic Environment Faraday Generated Interference Loss Metalwork Phone Products Reception Shielding Signal
Author : Steven Magee

34. “Biological harm from electromagnetic interference (EMI) is the dirty secret of the electrical, electronics and wireless radio frequency (RF) radiation industries.”

Tags : Biological Dirty Electrical Electromagnetic Electronics Emi Frequency Harm Industries Interference Radiation Radio Rf Secret Wireless
Author : Steven Magee

35. “Snow cleaning of the world's largest telescope mirrors was an impressive sight. The optics technicians would climb into a huge telescopic boom lift and spray immense clouds of cold carbon dioxide snow and gas onto the ten meter diameter mirrors high above the floor indoors. It would cause some of the accumulated dirt to magically fall off, leaving it less dirty.”

Tags : Astrobiology Astronomer Astronomy Astrophysics Astrosociobiology Carbon Cleaning Climb Clouds Cold Diameter Dioxide Dirt Gas Huge Impressive Keck Largest Mirror Optics Sight Snow Spray Technicians Telescope World
Author : Steven Magee

36. “He longed for cleanliness and tidiness: it was hard to find peace in the middle of disorder.”

Tags : Clean Cleanliness Desire Dirty Disorder Long Mess Organized Peace Pure Seek Tidiness Tidy
Author : Robin Hobb
Source : City of Dragons

37. “hornier than a bunny on ecstasy”

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Author : Kyle Adams
Source : Dirty Play

38. “To get rid of a spiritual problem, we need to pull it up by its spiritual root. To pull up roots, we're going to have to be willing to get our hands dirty, to make some sacrifices that provides long-term benefits instead of short-term, refinanced gains. God is willing to help us, to provide the tools we need to weed out those areas where our desire for money is spoiling our fruit of the Spirit.”

Tags : Areas Dirty Fruit Get God Help Is Make Money Of Our Out Problem Roots Sacrifices Some Spirit Spoiling The Those Tools Up Us Where Willing
Source : Weird: Because Normal Isn't Working

39. “Negative people will always be there to stain your pure image with their dirty tongues and brushes, but you'll always remain as white as snow, no matter how high the quality of paint they use.”

Tags : Against Brand Conquer Conquering Criticism Critics Dirty Downfall High Quality Impurity Michael Bassey Johnson Negative People Negativity Paint Painting Perfect Purity Quality Rebel Slander Snow Stains Sully Win

40. “Women are like sparkling diamonds, if you let too many hands touch it, not only will it get dirty with too many smudges and finger prints, it will also lose its shine and lustre.”

Tags : Diamonds Dirty Finger Print Fingerprints Hands Lustre Shine Smudges Sparkling Touch Women
Source : Back to Basics

41. “You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.”

Tags : Bachelor Pad Clean Dirty Filth Grime Guns
Author : Deb Baker
Source : Murder Bites the Bullet

42. “You may have been born on the rubbish damp. But be careful not to believe that the rubbish damp was born in you! Your environment may try to set conditions that may attempt their fingers on crippling you. But you got to stand and say "I thank you Lord that I am rising against and above my limitations”

Tags : Above Against Attempt Believe Birth Born Careful Conditions Cripple Dirty Environment Fingers Food For Thought Give Birth God Israelmore Ayivor Limitations Refuse Damp Rise Up Rubbish Try
Source : The Great Hand Book of Quotes

43. “I don't remember using a dirty pipe like that. My pipe isn't a cheap piece of crap. It was made by the name brand "Bitch".-Tsukuyo”

Tags : Bitch Cheapness Dirty Pipe

44. “Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.”

Tags : Amorous Anger Dirty Dirty Life Erotic Humor Illicit Sex Immoral Immoral Act Immorality Intolerable Judgement Lovemaking Mad Quotes Madness Michael Bassey Johnson Nooky Pornography Sex Sex And The City Sex Urge Sexual Intercourse Stinking Mind

45. “There is an easy way of finding the job to be done today, just look around your environment; take note of the places that need cleaning and the places that need decoration; do one at a time!”

Tags : Cleaning Cleanliness Declutter Decorate Decoration Dirty Dirty Place Environment Fashion Food For Thought Israelmore Ayivor Job Kaizin One At A Time Sanitation Time Time Management Today
Source : Leaders' Watchwords

46. “If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.”

Tags : Bad Bitch Carnal Carnality Crazy Quote Desire Dirty Feeding Intercourse Itching Legs Make Love Making Love Michael Bassey Johnson Mundane Pleasure Rumpy Pumpy Rush Sex Sexy Single Vagina Women Worldly

47. “So I let my shame own me, kill me, wilt me away into a thousand dead flakes, knowing if I kept it all in, she would never have to learn the dirtiness that was forever inside me--the bad, the ugly, the twisted. She could go on living her life happy, just like she deserved.”

Tags : Dirty Emotional Pain Guilt Rape Raped Shame Silence Trauma
Source : The Coincidence of Callie & Kayden

48. “It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!”

Tags : Author Quotes Authors Breathe In Dirty Erotic Romance Erotica Humor Humorous Quotes Just Breathe Martha Sweeney Romance Sex Scenes Sexy Writing

49. “I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.”

Tags : Anticipation Clean Dirty Life Experience Sex Sexuality Sheets

50. “A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet.”

Tags : Dirty Humor Like Mean Morning Sense Of Humor
Author : Lorelei James
Source : All Jacked Up

51. “Don't be carried away by beauty, for the faeces also stays in the rectum of ravishing faces, and their private life is not beautiful as their public life...fear beauty!”

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52. “A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that they become very interested in only interesting things about you.”

Tags : About You Bed Boyfriend Carnal Knowledge Defilement Girlfriend Husband Immoral Love Intercourse Interest Interesting Man Man And Woman Relationship Relationships Romance Sensuality Sex Object Slam Things Wicked Wife Women You

53. “I would like to turn in my skin and change it for a new epidermis. It feels as if I will never be able to rinse the sadness from my soul. All the while I am cognizant of the fact that I am trying to purge myself of my feelings. I start with my shell. I am in the water at least an hour. I immerse my head. My long, thick mane is so heavy, but I feel the lightness of my hair as it floats. I can hear my heart beating in my ears. I wonder what would happen if I died in this water. I drain the bathtub and refill it. I scrub my skin until it stings. I still don't feel clean. I close my eyes.I switch to lying on my back. I gaze at the heavens through the skylight on the ceiling above the tub. I am thinking about Isabella. I am struck by the feeling of uncleanness that I have been immersed in that day. I would imagine that this child feels unclean always, in body and in mind. I am hoping that the sheets in her foster home are snow white and fragrant. I am hoping that she felt safe. I am worried that she is so deeply alone and frightened. I know somewhere deep inside of me that the decisions and choices I made today were sound. I am praying, with eyes glued to the stars, that I will not awaken in the night with my heart beating out of my chest; that I will not be haunted by Francis's diseased body; that I will not perseverate on ever nuance of my day - the smells, the cockroaches, the piercing torment of Isabella's unseeing eye, her father's sore-ridden penis penetrating her tiny body. Yet in many ways this is an experience I hope never to forget. The pearls. I must not forget the pearls that I have promised her.”

Tags : Child Abuse Child Protection Child Protection Law Child Protective Services Child Rape Child Sexual Abuse Decisions Difficult Decisions Difficult Emotions Dirty Disgust Horror Incest Incestuous Sadness Secondary Traumatization Skin Soul Therapist Traumatization Unclean Vicarious Traumatization
Source : Fire of the Five Hearts: A Memoir of Treating Incest

54. “My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.”

Tags : Adult Dirty Funny Humor Masturbate Masturbation
Source : Write like no one is reading

55. “Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.”

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56. “Could just feed 'im to the dogs, Prez," Bucket drawled. "Wouldn't have to feed 'em for a whole fuckin' month after that."Dirty rolled his eyes. Bucket was full of shit; the club didn't have any dogs.”

Tags : Bucket Dirty Duece Mc Club Prez
Source : Unattainable

57. “I hate the world. Everything comes into it so clean and goes out so dirty. (from COVER CHARGE - currently not listed)”

Tags : Clean Cynic Cynicism Dirty Noir

58. “You need to work even if it is a menial or dirty job, because every job is participating in the process of creation.”

Tags : Creation Dirty Even Job Menial Need Participating Process Work You

59. “It's easy to make a mess when you're not the one who has to clean it up.”

Tags : Clean Compassion Consideration Dirty Easy Laziness Lazy Mess Political Responsibility Selfishness Slacker Slacking Work
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

60. “All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.”

Tags : Dirty Fall Humor Kids Ocean Pocket Soap Washing
Author : Eoin Colfer
Source : Airman

61. “Christianity is at its purest a philosophy about a person, Jesus Christ, and at its dirtiest a philosophy about requirements and law.”

Tags : Apologetics Christ Christianity Dirty Grace Jesus Law Legalism Lifestyle Morality Person Philosopher Pure Relationship Religion Requirement Spiritual
Author : Criss Jami
Source : Killosophy

62. “I don’t much care for all this talk of God washing away all my dirt. I like a bit of grit around the edges. It gives me character and does a passable job of faking depth, from a distance.”

Tags : Depth Dirty God Sin
Source : Flies to Wanton Boys

63. “If someone drives you into the dirty gutter, it's because you have given him your car key. Be careful of who leads you and to where and why... else, you will be taken away before you become aware! Be awake!”

Tags : Bad People Be Awake Be Careful Car Car Key Dirty Dirty Gutter Evil People Food For Thought Gutter Israelmore Ayivor Key Responsibility Responsible Take Care Take Care Of Your Life Toxic People
Source : Daily Drive 365

64. “What a filthy mind you have. Can’t imagine why you’re single with a brain as dirty as the one you’ve got.”

Tags : Dirty Filthy Filthy Mind Marriage Single
Author : Lauren Dane
Source : Once and Again

65. “I think he fucked me stupid"- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's”

Tags : Dirty Funny Sexy Silly
Author : P.S. Berryman

66. “Chemistry is the dirty part of physics.”

Tags : Chemistry Dirty Physics Science

67. “The universe created us for and with love, joy, charm and beauty; but we are always running behind what is dirty.”

Tags : Beauty Charm Debasish Debasish Mridha Dirty Joy Mridha Philosophy Universe

68. “I do not worry about the beauty of the world, neither do I care, but it is all dark and dirty when you are not around.”

Tags : Beauty Darkness Dirty Loneliness Love World
Source : LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

69. “History at its best is a gritty, dirty business.”

Tags : Dirty Gritty History
Author : Sara Sheridan

70. “As I grew older, I realized that no matter how hard you keep your shoes clean – especially the mid-soles – they will always get dirty since they mostly touch the ground... and dirt. Conclusion? All shoes are destined to be dirty when worn on a regular basis. It's just like life. No matter how comfortable you want it to be, trials and obstacles will always come your way. And you have to face it.”

Tags : Clean Dirt Dirty Inspirational Life
Author : Paul Nat
Source : A Rogue Element

71. “She began to curl her hair and long for balls”

Tags : Balls Dirty Funny
Author : Jane Austen
Source : Northanger Abbey

72. “It's a rotten job, but somebody's got to do it.”

Tags : Dirty Job Rotten Gotta Do It
Source : The Seven Dials Mystery

73. “Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!”

Tags : Dirty Funny Humor Humorous
Author : Tamara Thorne
Source : The Sorority: Samantha

74. “But this city is a world of its own, a country within a country. People are used to taking the old and making it news; and used, too, to taking the new and making it old. Every glass of water from its taps, it is said, has passed six times through the kidneys of another, and every scrap of its land has been trodden on, fought over, dug up and broken down for centuries.”

Tags : Britain Capital City Dirty England London Metropolis Uk
Author : Amanda Craig
Source : Hearts and Minds