Chocolate Quotes

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1. “Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”

Tags : Broccoli Chocolate Joy Pleasures Suffering
Author : John Green
Source : The Fault in Our Stars

2. “Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”

Tags : Chocolate Strength
Author : Judith Viorst
Source : Love & Guilt & The Meaning Of Life, Etc

3. “It sounded somewhat doom-laden, so I felt obliged to look it up more thoroughly, in case I should eat some chocolate rather quickly.”

Tags : Asteroids Chocolate Chocolate Problems Worry Humor Contingency Planning Coping Strategies Doom Drollery Emergency Preparation Humorous Humourous Quote Obligations

4. “He craved sex and chocolate. Chocolate was his heroin. Men were his needle.”

Tags : Chocolate Heroin Men Needle Sex
Author : Tom Cardamone
Source : Night Sweats

5. “Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.”

Tags : Chocolate Food People
Author : Steve Almond
Source : Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America

6. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Humor

7. “He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.”

Tags : Americans Chocolate Chocolate Cake Connotations Food French Guilt Politics Semantics Word Association
Source : In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto

8. “Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.”

Tags : Breakfast Cereal Chocolate Funny Humor Old Times
Author : Robert Orben

9. “Are bacon and chocolate the foundation of a good meal? No, everybody knowsthat is a deep fryer and/or gravy. However, I have long held the notion that you can't name a food that I can't improve by adding either bacon or chocolate.”

Tags : Bacon Chocolate Food Humor
Source : It's Called Helping...You're Welcome

10. “Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.”

Tags : Alive Bittersweet Chocolate Happiness Heart Simplicity Torture
Author : Joanne Harris
Source : Chocolat

11. “I guess it goes to show that you just never know where life will take you. You search for answers. You wonder what it all means. You stumble, and you soar. And, if you’re lucky, you make it to Paris for a while.”

Tags : Chocolate New York Paris
Author : Amy Thomas
Source : Paris, My Sweet: A Year in the City of Light

12. “Mentioning violence to Bruce was like mentioning chocolate sauce to a six-year-old.”

Tags : Cherub Chocolate James Adams Robert Muchamore Shadow Wave Violence
Source : Shadow Wave

13. “Azel was an aficionado in killing and in chocolate cake.”

Tags : Cake Chocolate Death Fantasy Killing Scifi
Author : E.J. Koh
Source : Red

14. “I don't like flowers, chocolate, cakes or diamonds either, I am definitely not a hard one to impress.”

Tags : Cakes Chocolate Diamond Diamonds Flowers Impress Love
Author : Pushpa Rana
Source : Just the Way I Feel

15. “Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.”

Tags : Chocolate Desire Expectation Hunger Ice Cream Magic
Source : The Sugar Queen

16. “Yes, boys are a little like shoes. Why? Well...They can be useful. But mainly...They are nice to look at. Getting the right one can be a lovely accessory to an outfit. There are times when you couldn't do without them. And there are times when you'd rather do without them. Get the wrong ones and they can hurt. There are many types and often the ones that look the nicest are completely unpractical.”

Tags : Boyfriends Boys Chocolate Girls Humor Manga Reardon Simile Young Adult
Author : Rachel Hill
Source : A Girl's Guide to Guys: Meeting Them, Managing Them and All That Love Stuff

17. “War is a bazaar where lives are traded like any other commodity: chocolate or bullets or parachute silk.”

Tags : Bazaar Bullet Chocolate Commodity Lives Silk War
Author : Anthony Doerr
Source : All the Light We Cannot See

18. “When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.”

Tags : Backwards Spelled Chocolate Desserts Fun Excuses Lol Stressed
Author : Anonymous

19. “Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.”

Tags : Apology Chocolate Life Sorry Words
Source : My Soul to Save

20. “It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.”

Tags : Chocolate Death Last Words
Author : John Green
Source : Looking for Alaska

21. “I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.”

Tags : Chocolate Facade Secret Surprise
Author : Deb Caletti
Source : Honey, Baby, Sweetheart

22. “As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Mnemonic Seasons
Source : Chocolate: The Consuming Passion

23. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Friendship
Author : Linda Grayson

24. “Will looked horrified. "What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?”

Tags : Chocolate Monsters
Source : Clockwork Angel

25. “Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Humor Sex
Author : Lora Brody

26. “Can I come back and see you sometime?""Long as you bring me some chocolate," Gramma said, and smiled. "I'm partial to chocolate.""Gramma, you're diabetic.""I'm old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Rachel Caine
Source : The Dead Girls' Dance

27. “Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Dave Barry

28. “Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Food
Author : Jo Brand

29. “Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is to gulp down the entire history of the New World. From the Spanish exportation of Aztec cacao, and the Dutch invention of the chemical process for making cocoa, on down to the capitalist empire of Hershey, PA, and the lifestyle marketing of Seattle's Starbucks, the modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee History
Author : Sarah Vowell

30. “Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

Tags : Chocolate Dessert Humour

31. “What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate

32. “If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.”

Tags : Chocolate Heaven Humor
Author : Jane Seabrook
Source : Furry Logic Laugh at Life

33. “The End is Nigh!" the man shouted."Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked.The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. "Ah, maybe, I don’t know.”

Tags : Chocolate End Of The World
Author : Jana Oliver
Source : Forbidden

34. “The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate

35. “The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Terry Moore

36. “Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.”

Tags : Chocolate Food
Author : Judith Olney

37. “I listened wide-eyed, stupid. Glowing by her voice in the dim light. If chocolate was a sound, it would've been Constantine's voice singing. If singing was a color, it would've been the color of that chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Singing
Source : The Help

38. “Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. ”

Tags : Chocolate

39. “Touched by her fingers, the two surviving chocolate people copulate desperately, losing themselves in a melting frenzy of lust, spending the last of their brief borrowed lives in a spasm of raspberry cream and fear.”

Tags : Chocolate Sex
Author : Neil Gaiman
Source : The Sandman, Vol. 7: Brief Lives

40. “Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee Mocha
Source : Hour of the Lion

41. “Sometimes, I feel my breath coming in shorter, quicker, spastic bursts, feel my heart threaten to thunder through my ribs, feel sweat beading on my brow...and I know it’s time to bust out those “chocolate frogs” from Harry Potter.”

Tags : Afraid Anxiety Chocolate Chocolate Frog Chocolate Problems Worry Humor Chocolateism Dementors Dementors Kiss Fear Fears Harry Potter

42. “Everyone needs fudge, Hildy. It's how God helps us cope.”

Tags : Chocolate Coping Strategies
Author : Joan Bauer
Source : Peeled

43. “If she was going to die she wanted to go out with chocolate in one hand and a shopping bag in the other.”

Tags : Chocolate Die Dying Love Is Darkness Lucas Scared She Wanted Shopping Bag Val Valerie Dearborn Valerie Dearborn Series
Source : Love is Darkness

44. “You are trying to lure us into revealing information you're not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs?”

Tags : Amateurs Chocolate Information Secrets Wine
Source : Heroes at Odds

45. “... something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goats’ cheese. “Made by lesbians in Wales,” Sam had explained superfluously.”

Tags : Chocolate Goats Cheese Lesbians
Source : King of the Badgers

46. “Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to getlost in a book.”

Tags : Bask Chocolate Indulgence Massage Nuture Paris Revelación Self Indulgence Quotes
Author : Gina Greenlee
Source : Postcards and Pearls: Life Lessons from Solo Moments on the Road

47. “I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.”

Tags : Chocolate Chocolate Lovers Fantasy Funny Humor Paranormal Romance Women
Source : Trinkets, Treasures, and Other Bloody Magic

48. “The greatest Emotion is Love.The greatest quality is seeking to serve others.The greatest gift is your own Life.The greatest pleasure is CHOCOLATE!The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is that there's always something new to learn.The greatest virtue is temperance.The greatest meditation is a peaceful mind.The greatest practice is to be greatest challenge is to let go. The greatest wisdom is to be in the NOW”

Tags : Chocolate Inspirational Life Love Motivational Now Wisdom
Author : Pablo

49. “May your life be filled, as mine has been, with love and laughter; and remember, when things are rough all you need is ... Chocolate.”

Tags : Adversity Chocolate Comfort Coping Hard Times Life
Source : Chocolicious

50. “Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.”

Tags : Baldness Books Cartoons Cats Chocolate Frozen Yogurt Ice Cream Likes Me Pink Preferences Richelle Richelle Goodrich
Source : Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

51. “Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”

Tags : Chocolate Human Vampire
Source : Team Human

52. “Tears welled in his eyes. It was like watching chocolate melt.”

Tags : Chocolate Eyes Melt
Author : Rick Yancey

53. “Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.”

Tags : Body Cheese Diet Eating Out Empty Stomach Essay Hunger Knowledge Loving Mother Novel Writing Party Pie Proverbs Salty Single Malt Vitamins Wine
Author : Amit Kalantri
Source : Wealth of Words

54. “What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk. "I blame chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Emerald Funny Orchid Sapphire Scott Tom Truman
Source : Scott Sapphire and the Emerald Orchid

55. “i want to stay curled and cosiedand chocolated....foreverin my mother’s arms.”

Tags : Arms Chocolate Cozy Deep Love Hug Indian Authors Mother Poetry Poetry Quotes Tenderness Warmth
Author : Sanober Khan
Source : Turquoise Silence

56. “When you eat too much chocolate, you get sick of it.When you drink too much champagne, you get sick of it.Gorge yourself on fear.”

Tags : Champagne Chocolate Fear Fed Up Gluttony Gorging Overcoming Fear Sick Of

57. “Estaré delirando, mi hipotalamo estará sobreestimulado, será el chocolate, que me hace ladrar en francés, ouah ouah.”

Tags : Barking Brain Chocolate Delirium Stimulate
Author : Remate
Source : Suelo Estar

58. “Screw chocolate. A good steak is where it’s at.”

Tags : Ad Posey Chocolate Good Inspirational Screw Steak Stories Story Storytellers Storytelling Where It S At Write Writers Writing Writing Quotes
Author : A.D. Posey

59. “I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet.”

Tags : Aging Chocolate Food Wrinkles
Author : Amy Neftzger

60. “If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Marriage
Source : I Say No

61. “To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Humor
Author : Esi Edugyan

62. “A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay”

Tags : Chocolate Food Foodie Health Humor

63. “Taste” is a noun and a verb: We all have it and we all do it. But we don’t all have a language or a system for understanding and expressing that experience… I knew chocolate was something I didn’t want to lose, but I didn’t have the words to communicate why it was so important to me, or the knowledge on how best to save it. Now I do.”

Tags : Biodiversity Chocolate Foodie
Source : Bread, Wine, Chocolate: The Slow Loss of Foods We Love

64. “I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.”

Tags : Amy Candy Chocolate Epic Detour Peanut Butter Reese S Roger
Author : Morgan Matson
Source : Amy & Roger's Epic Detour

65. “According to Zagat Disneyland Insider's Guide (2010), the Candy Palace is the fifth most popular store in the entire resort, and the third most popular in the park. Perhaps one reason is the shop's intoxicating candy scent; it vents onto Main Street, an elixir of vanilla and molten chocolate that entices Guests to enter the premises and then entices then to remain. pouring over the bins, shelves, and racks of traditional and unique candies.”

Tags : Candy Candy Palace Chocolate Disney Disneyland Main Street Main Street Usa
Author : Leslie Le Mon
Source : The Disneyland Book of Secrets 2014 - Disneyland: One Local's Unauthorized, Rapturous and Indispensable Guide to the Happiest Place on Earth

66. “There were some days that deserved to be drowned at birth and everyone sent back to bed with a hot brandy, a box of chocolates and a warm, energetic companion. Today was without question one of those days.”

Tags : Bad Chocolate Days Drowned Humor
Source : The Cipher

67. “I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Clever Hardships Hope Humor Ice Cream Life Love Quotes And Sayings Word Play
Author : Amanda Mosher
Source : Better to be able to love than to be loveable

68. “Be the Chocolate What if I want to be the bird who eats the Chocolate?”

Tags : Birds Chocolate Sarcasm Humor
Author : No One

69. “His other hand finds my cheek, and he wipes away my tears with his thumb. The chocolate scent overwhelms me as he bends over and whispers in my ear, “No, Cassie. No, no, no.”I throw my arm around his neck and press his dry cheek against my wet one. I’m shaking like an epileptic, and for the first time I can feel the weight of the quilts on the top of my toes because the blinding dark sharpens your other senses.I’m a bubbling stew of random thoughts and feelings. I’m worried my hair might smell. I want some chocolate. This guy holding me—well, it’s more like I was holding him—has seen me in all my naked glory. What did he think about my body? What did I think about my body? Does God really care about promises? Do I really care about God? Are miracles something like the Red Sea parting or more like Evan Walker finding me locked in a block of ice in a wilderness of white?“Cassie, it’s going to be okay,” he whispers into my ear, chocolate breath.”

Tags : Body Cassie Sullivan Chocolate Comfort Cry Evan Walker God Hold Okay Tears
Author : Rick Yancey
Source : The 5th Wave

70. “Like chocolate, she craved sleep and it made her life brighter, but she could do without.”

Tags : Chocolate Insomnia Sleep
Source : Flies to Wanton Boys

71. “chocolate”

Tags : Chocolate Humor Manga Reardon Ya
Source : Love of Chocolate

72. “OK. Yoga position 99.”

Tags : Chocolate Hair Manga Reardon Ya
Source : Love of Chocolate

73. “stealing chocolates”

Tags : Chocolate Manga Reardon Ya
Source : Love of Chocolate

74. “chocolate life”

Tags : Chocolate Manga Reardon Ya
Source : Love of Chocolate

75. “Mooooon!” said the Ogre. “Tranquility …” Then he pointed at the full moon. “Neil Armstrong walked in a sea of Tranquility.” Then he added, “It’s made of cheese. But you have to take off the plastic before you put it on a burger.”Mickey sighed.“What’s his story?” the wraith asked.“He’s chocolate,” Mikey said.”

Tags : Chocolate Clarence Funny Mikey Nick Wraith
Source : Everfound

76. “Now she and I sit together in her room and eat chocolate, and I tell her that in a very long time when we both to go heaven, we should try to get chairs next to each other, close to the dessert table.”

Tags : Chocolate Heaven
Author : Anne Lamott
Source : Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith

77. “Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.”

Tags : Chocolate Symbolism
Author : Karl Petzke

78. “Caution: Poems are sweeter than chocolates.”

Tags : Ca Vikram Verma Caution Chartered Accountant Chocolate Corpkshetra Corporate Corporate Quotes Love Motivational Quotes Poems Sweet Vikram Vikram Verma Vikrmn Vvck
Author : Vikrmn
Source : Corpkshetra

79. “You bought chocolate―as far as I'm concerned, you're my new favorite person.”

Tags : Aelin Galathynius Chocolate Haha Lysandra
Author : Sarah J. Maas
Source : Queen of Shadows

80. “I miss the thrill of your self-destructive heart that melts in the sun like chocolate, bittersweet and incandescent.”

Tags : Bittersweet Chocolate Love Nostalgia Self Destruction Sun
Author : Maria Elena
Source : Eternal Youth

81. “I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read "12 reasons not to drink coffee". I knew we would get along.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee Dreaming Dreams Humor Prunes Relationships
Source : Dreaming is for lovers

82. “Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth”

Tags : Absurd Chocolate Humor Inspirational Life Love Melts Mouth
Author : Josh Stern
Source : And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?

83. “The Decision...I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before...”

Tags : Calories Chocolate Craving Diet Eating Fantasy Feminine Food Foodie Funny Girl Historical Humor Longing Love Of Food Neurotic Passion Poem Poetry Prose Victory Weight Loss Weight Management
Author : Muse
Source : Enigmatic Evolution

84. “Is the Easter Bunny a space alien trying to trick us into implanting us with his eggs? Because I will so swear off chocolate right now.”

Tags : Aliens Chocolate Easter Easter Bunny Eggs
Source : Artificial Gods

85. “My cell rings. I answer it without looking at the caller ID."Hannah, I'm sorry." My voice is a moan."It's Ryan, actually.''"Oh. Hey, Ryan." I grin."What'd you do to Hannah?"I try to be evasive. "What are you talking about?""Uh-huh. Good try. What did you do?""She'll thank me for it one day.""Oh man! It was that bad?""Will you relax? It is not bad.""Is? Present tense? It's still going on?""Calm down, Ryan!""I have known you too long, Laurie Holbrook, to relax.”

Tags : Chocolate Erynn Mangum Lauren Holbrook Rematch
Author : Erynn Mangum
Source : Rematch

86. “My mouth is full of Oreo, ice cream, fudge, and Cool Whip, so I just nod.This is heaven. I'm moving into one of their guest rooms.So, Laur, do you want to come with us tomorrow? You can help me plan out furniture while Nick and Ryan dig for grubs,' she says, licking her fork.Can we keep the rest of this dessert?"She grins. 'Sure.'Then I'll come.'She watches me put another bite in my mouth and close my eyes.'You're pitiful.'No, just a chocoholic.'She shakes her head. 'Same thing.”

Tags : Chocolate Erynn Mangum Lauren Holbrook Rematch
Author : Erynn Mangum
Source : Rematch

87. “If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I don't trust you.It's just because I can't.Sometimes even best friends have to keep secrets from each other."-Cass”

Tags : Book Bosch Cass Chocolate Max Ernest Pseudonymous
Source : This Book Is Not Good for You

88. “O universo conspira para que eu coma rosquinhas de chocolate amanteigadas.”

Tags : Chocolate Comer Conspirar Humor Rosquinha Universo
Author : Filipe Russo
Source : Caro Jovem Adulto

89. “You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.”

Tags : Chocolate Chocolate Cupcake Cupcake Farts Friends Funny High School Humor Laughing Over Own Farts Male Percentages Students
Source : The Beginning of Everything

90. “The calling that has been thrust upon you is likewise as demanding and daunting. I understand how you feel, believe me. But we need you, Eena. I would say I’m sorry, but……honestly I’d have no other woman take your place. You are exactly what we need. And yes, it does require a great deal of sacrifice, but you don’t have to bear these burdens alone. We are all here to help you. And believe me there isn’t one of us who wouldn’t give his last breath to defend yours so you might go on to heal Harrowbeth. Don’t block us out. Don’t think you have to stand alone. Please wake up and know that I understand. And I promise I won’t say, ‘I told you so.’” The room fell quiet. Eena didn’t move. Derian could see how her breathing continued smoothly in and out just as before. “I’ll give you some chocolate if you wake up.” It was a last-ditch effort. “I’ve got plenty of it, and I don’t care for the stuff.”

Tags : Chocolate Eena Friendship Richelle Richelle Goodrich Understanding
Source : Eena, The Dawn and Rescue

91. “He stared for ten seconds or more, which, when eating a chocolate cake isn't much, but when staring, is.”

Tags : Awkward Moments Chocolate Staring
Author : Louise Penny

92. “The aftertaste of New Year's Eve parties wears on me for the same reason I am not much for resolutions. Dusting off a stepper because we switched out our calendar is pointless. After all, society also conditions that most will whiff their resolutions by January 3rd, at which point one is to abandon the resolutions utterly and feel guilty as one devours a box of Christmas chocolates.”

Tags : Chocolate New Year New Year S Eve Resolutions
Source : A Creature Was Stirring

93. “You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat all the ones you like, and the only ones left are the ones you don't like as much? I always think about that when something painful comes up. Now I just have topolish these off, and everything'll be OK. Life is a box of chocolates. I suppose you could call it a philosophy.”

Tags : Assortments Chocolate Life Philosophy Truth
Source : Norwegian Wood

94. “Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening.”

Tags : Cacao Chocolate Cocoa

95. “CHOCOLATE DAY POEM:"Chocolate, dark or light..Makes me smile bright.Chocolate, whether speak or not..If it’s love, it conveys a lot.But when you’re.. not there with me..It’s just a piece.. of sugar candy.It’s you, who makes it sweeter..I love it with you, even if it’s bitter.So be there always.. stay forever..I can’t think of life.. without you ever...O girl, O girl, O.. O.. girl.. you be mine..You are my choco-life..You be my.. Valentine...Just be mine.. O O.. Valentine!!!”

Tags : Ca Vikram Verma Chartered Accountant Chocolate Chocolate Day Chocolate Poem Day 3 Feb 9 Guru With Guitar Guruwithguitar Gwg Inspirational Motivational Poem V Day Valentine Vikram Vikram Verma Vikrmn Vv
Author : Vikrmn
Source : Guru with Guitar

96. “It’s hard not to smile when you’re going eyeball to eyeball with a frosted chocolate cupcake.”

Tags : Chocolate Cupcakes Smile
Source : What Flowers Remember

97. “The daily chocolate left Will in high spirits, so that some days he believed he could wheel with the gulls that fished the foaming water close to shore. Now that he felt so free, it came to him that the corner of England, which up till now had been his whole universe, was in fact only a scrap of a boundless realm.”

Tags : Chocolate England Ocean Sailing Sea Travel
Author : Sara Sheridan
Source : On Starlit Seas

98. “Chocolate's better than sex any day.”

Tags : Cherise Sinclair Chocolate Erotica Lean On Me
Source : Lean on Me

99. “Coffee and chocolate are certainly wonderful, but they must forever carry tea’s silken train, ever the bridesmaids and never the bride.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee Tea
Source : Tea with Victoria Rose

100. “Sometime all you need is love ... Oh wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.”

Tags : Chocolate Ice Cream Love Nowadays Quotes Random
Author : Megha Khare
Source : Write like no one is reading 2

101. “Chocolate Love”

Tags : Chocolate Girls Humor Manga Reardon
Source : Love of Chocolate

102. “Cynthia sighs, contemplating a fruit and nut bar. 'Chocolate,' she says despairingly. 'Safer than cocaine, easier to get hold of than Prozac. The government's most effective way to prevent revolution.”

Tags : Chocolate Cynthia
Source : The Dr Pepper Prophecies

103. “If you loved someone, you loved him, and when you had nothing else to give, you still gave him love. when the last of the chocolate was gone, his mother had clasped the child in her arms. It was no use, it changed nothing, it did not produce more chocolate, it did net avert the child's death or her own; but it seemed natural to do it. The refugee woman in the boat had also covered the little boy with her arm, which was no more use against bullets than a sheet of paper. The terrible thing that the party has done was to persuade you that mere impulses, mere feelings, were of no account, while at the same time robbing you of all power over the material world. When once you were in the grip of the Party, what you felt or did not feel, what you did or refrained from doing, made literally no difference. Whatever happened you vanished, and neither you nor your actions were ever heard of again. You were lifted clean out of history.”

Tags : Chocolate Disappearing Socialism The Party
Author : George Orwell
Source : 1984

104. “Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world, I was inspired to write my ass off. But that is not what happens. What happens is we lie around in bed eating chocolate and screwing. Art is what happens when things don't work out, when you're licking your wounds. Art is, to a larger extent than people would like to think, a productive licking of the wounds.”

Tags : Art Chocolate Loss
Author : Steve Almond
Source : Candyfreak: A Journey through the Chocolate Underbelly of America

105. “This is what you British do not understand about the French. You think you must work, work, work, work and open on Sundays and make mothers and fathers with families slave in supermarkets at three o'clock in the morning and make people leave their homes and their churches and their children and go shopping on Sundays.''Their shops are open on Sundays?' said Benoît in surprise.'Yes! They make people work on Sundays! And through lunchtimes! But for what? For rubbish from China? For cheap clothes sewed by poor women in Malaysia? For why? So you can go more often to KFC and get full of fried chicken? You would rather have six bars of bad chocolate than one bar of good chocolate. Why? Why are six bad things better than one good thing? I don't understand.”

Tags : Chocolate France Paris Quality Of Life
Author : Jenny Colgan
Source : The Loveliest Chocolate Shop in Paris

106. “She had to lift both hands to illustrate what she meant, but he just let her carry his hand with her, not about to let go. She pushed the free hand toward the one he held, apparently trying to gesture closeness. "Warm," she said again. And then she did something that undid him to the last faint whisper of his soul: she gave his hand a squeeze with fingertips that could just barely reach around his, apparently using him to indicate what she wanted to say. He meant warmth. He meant this word she couldn't find.”

Tags : Chocolate Paris Romance
Author : Laura Florand
Source : The Chocolate Touch

107. “Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly."Would you like one?" she asked the little dog."Yes, please," whispered the dog. "Only not toffee ones. They make me drool.""I thought chocolates weren't very good for dogs," she said, remembering something Miss Forcible had once told her."Maybe where you come from," whispered the little dog. "Here, it's all we eat.”

Tags : Chocolate Dogs
Author : Neil Gaiman
Source : Coraline

108. “Someone once wrote that a novel should deliver a series of small astonishments. I get the same thing spending an hour with you.Also, here is a green toothbrush tied in a ribbon.It expresses my feelings inadequately..Better than chocolate, being with you last night.Silly me, I thought nothing was better than chocolate.In a profound symbolic gesture,I am giving you this bar of Vosges I got when we all went to Edgartown. You can eat it, or just sit next to it and feel superior.”

Tags : Chocolate Gat Humour Love Romance
Author : E. Lockhart
Source : We Were Liars

109. “Personally, I like a chocolate-covered sky. Dark, dark chocolate. People say it suits me. I do, however, try to enjoy every color I see - the whole spectrum. A billion or so flavors, none of them quite the same, and a sky to slowly suck on. It takes the edge off the stress. It helps me relax.”

Tags : Chocolate Death Perception Stress
Author : Markus Zusak
Source : The Book Thief

110. “man can not live on chocolate .... but women can”

Tags : Chocolate Men Women
Author : Hannah

111. “Now she smiles as if I'm her favorite chocolate bar. "And I love you, Jordan.”

Tags : Chocolate Friend Friendship Love Smile

112. “It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Graham Greene
Source : The Heart of the Matter

113. “Chocolate is like my best friend and the most intense pleasure at the same time, perhaps not the most intense, but the most regular and reliable one.”

Tags : Chocolate

114. “When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Joan Bauer

115. “The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.Chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate
Source : The Princess Bride

116. “When I die,' I said to my friend, 'I'm not going to be embalmed. I'm going to be dipped.' Milk chocolate or bittersweet was the immediate concern.”

Tags : Chocolate Death

117. “What's this?" He brought the brown square to his nose."It smells musty.""It's chocolate. You'll love it.""That's what you said about Skittles. I vomited a rainbow afterward.”

Tags : Alienated Chocolate Skittles

118. “Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.”

Tags : Chocolate

119. “Wanna be always Happy? Always carry some chocolate with you ;)”

Tags : Chocolate Happiness
Author : Pablo

120. “If some confectioners were willingTo let the shape announce the filling,We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs,Bitten into and returned to the box.”

Tags : Chocolate Confectionery
Author : Ogden Nash

121. “Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Truffles
Author : George Lang
Source : Nobody Knows the Truffles I've Seen

122. “Life without books, chocolate & coffee is just useless.”

Tags : Books Chocolate Coffee Quotes Life

123. “Once Mo had closed the gates, he returned to his little stone hut, and his half-eaten sandwich of butter and canned sardines, and his mug of thick hot chocolate, which every night he poured carefully into a thermos labeled COFFEE.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee
Author : Lauren Oliver
Source : Liesl & Po

124. “You may have noticed we have no sex lives. As a result there's lots of chocolate in this house.”

Tags : Chocolate Sex
Author : Keryl Raist

125. “The sound of the ocean breaking our silence was like chocolate syrup poured into a glass of milk, dispersing into awkward dark clumps while waiting to be stirred.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Rachel Cohn
Source : Shrimp

126. “Life is like a box of chocolates: You get through what little actual good stuff there is right away, then you constantly fool yourself into believing there's still something good in whatever's left.”

Tags : Chocolate Forest Gump Life Life And Living Life Lessons Life Philosphy
Author : James Rozoff

127. “ pride in Joachim Mahlke was as sweet as chocolate creams.”

Tags : Chocolate Pride
Author : Günter Grass
Source : Cat and Mouse

128. “Wearing my tee over her shorts, she studied the sink counter. “You smell like chocolate.” I handed her the Axe spray. “It brings all the girls to the yard.”

Tags : Brings All The Girls To The Yard Chocolate Vaughn And Raven
Author : Bijou Hunter
Source : Damaged and the Outlaw

129. “levitation by means of chocolate”

Tags : Chocolate

130. “You'll feel better after a new pair of jeans and a triple fudge meltdown. And if that doesn't work, we'll watch Magic Mike."Cara laughed as tears welled in her eyes. "Let's hope it doesn't come to that.”

Tags : Chocolate
Source : Invaded

131. “leave me some musicthat’s chocolate for the heart.”

Tags : Bittersweet Chocolate Heart Indian Authors Music Poetry Poetry Quotes Songs Sweet
Author : Sanober Khan
Source : Turquoise Silence

132. “Something tells me that you sneak bars up to your room a lot. In fact, you probably have a whole little shoebox dedicated to them.”“Wrong.”“I don’t think I am. Tell the truth, Emery. Do you hoard chocolate bars?”“Eww! Hoarding makes it sound gross. It’s not like I collect them or anything. I just keep a few on hand when the craving hits.”“And how often is that?”He’s pushing me. It’s evident by the grin on his face, but there’s something about the way his eyes are lighting up, the first time they’ve done it since he got here today, that makes me wanna answer him just to keep it going. I like the way he is right now. It’s much better than the tense and angry way he was before. “Every single day.” I admit and along with the smile comes a thick rumble of laughter. “So, you admit you have a problem. That’s the first step. Now that you’ve admitted it, I can properly treat you.”“And how do you plan on doing that?”“You solemnly swear never to take home and hide another chocolate bar, and I’ll make sure that every day, you have your daily dose of it.”

Tags : Chocolate Christian Emery Humor The Space In Between
Source : The Space In Between

133. “There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest.”

Tags : Chocolate Humor
Author : Nanci Rathbun
Source : Truth Kills: An Angelina Bonaparte Mystery

134. “We have chocolate in common – that's enough.”

Tags : Chocolate Common
Author : Rachel Hollis
Source : Sweet Girl

135. “Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful.”

Tags : Casual Vacancy Chocolate Life
Author : J.K. Rowling

136. “Oh God, this is so good, Princess, what is it?”“Dark and stormy,” she sighs. “And you may as well take the bowl. I can’t use it now you’ve had your dirty paws in it.” “Hmmm, dark and you. I like it.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Kerry Heavens
Source : Spencer

137. “The rich scent of my favorite caffeinated beverage sends trickles of pleasure across my skin as I step inside. Is there anything better than coffee? Chocolate maybe and sex ranks very close I suppose.”

Tags : Chocolate Coffee Sex
Author : A.R. Miller
Source : Disenchanted

138. “Oh, sweetie, that's like comparing Hershey's with Godiva.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : A.R. Miller
Source : Disenchanted

139. “It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Lauren Oliver

140. “you're like candy:sweet,delectable,and oh so satisfying”

Tags : Chocolate

141. “a world where chocolate is entirely rare — or entirely mediocre — is a dystopia the likes of which we can scarcely conceive ["An Emotional History Of Chocolate," The Millions, January 5, 2015].”

Tags : Chocolate

142. “chocolate is a dairy food; nanny piggins”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : R A Spratt

143. “Who needs men when they can have chocolate?Who needs sex when they can have chocolate, come to that”

Tags : Chocolate Humor
Author : Trisha Ashley
Source : Good Husband Material

144. “Leo is looking down. Leo is looking down and his eyes and skin and hair like dark melted chocolate and he’s saying to me, "Hello.”

Tags : Chocolate Hello Love
Author : Johnny Rich
Source : The Human Script

145. “Luke snapped awake to see the gray-haired woman looking at him while adjusting her glasses. She smiled like he was something to eat. "There aren't many good shots of you when Natalie was on your lap. She's either leaning over you, or you're at her neck like Bela Lugosi. Though there's one really good part at the end ---”

Tags : Chocolate Contemporary Romance
Source : Kissing Her Crush

146. “Appleblossom can't believe the taste of the dark square. Is tehre a way to describe this morsel of goodness? It is so sweet adn smooth. It makes a green snail seem like an old pinecone seed, and every possum knows that a green snail is fantastic eating.”

Tags : Chocolate Food
Source : Appleblossom the Possum

147. “Para que a dor não mate se inventou o chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Alice Vieira
Source : Chocolate, Histórias para ler e chorar por mais

148. “... and holy hell the chocolate is so intense and pure it should be named an element and given a spot on the periodic table. It would be Ch, which isn't even taken.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Laini Taylor
Source : Night of Cake & Puppets

149. “Money can't buy happiness.But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing.”

Tags : Chocolate Happiness
Author : Hanako Ishii

150. “I can't understand people who don't like chocolate. I was once going out with aguy, this guy Robert I was telling you about, and I was never reallycomfortable with him, but I couldn't work out why. Then one day it all becameclear: he didn't like chocolate. I mean he didn't just not love it, this guyactually hated it. You could have put a bar in front of him and he wouldn'thave touched it. That kind of thinking is so far removed from anything I canrelate to, you know. Well, after that, you can imagine, it was clear we had tobreak up.”

Tags : Chloe Chocolate
Source : On Love

151. “Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.”

Tags : Chocolate Food
Author : Emma Straub
Source : The Vacationers

152. “If chocolate is the answer....the question is irrelevant.unknown”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Kim Knott

153. “It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Food Humor Wine
Author : Andrea Hurst
Source : Always with You

154. “I don’t have any chocolate bars right now.”She pressed her lips together as she placed two small fingers at the bridge of her nose and shook her head as though she had lost all hope for him. Finally, she sighed as though more than put out. Her eyes were twinkling, though, the shadows of fear easing.“I’ll take you on your word then,” she sighed. “But you really should stock up on chocolate bars. It’s more precious than gold when dealing with kids, ya know.”

Tags : Chocolate More Precious Than Gold
Author : Lora Leigh
Source : Elizabeth's Wolf

155. “It was so dark, it was almost black and it melted on her tongue into an ancient flavor of seed pod, earth, shade, and sunlight, its bitterness casting just a shadow of sweet. It tasted ... fine, so subtle and strange it made her feel like a novitiate into some arcanum of spice.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Laini Taylor
Source : Lips Touch: Three Times

156. “Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto.”

Tags : Chocolate Life Goals Love Moderation Motto In Life
Source : A Soft Place to Fall

157. “My brief survey of stimulant aphrodisiacs would be incomplete were I to fail to include that most famous love drug of all time, chocolate or cacao, from the seeds of Theobroma cacao.”

Tags : Chocolate Psychedelics
Author : Rick Doblin
Source : Manifesting Minds: A Review of Psychedelics in Science, Medicine, Sex, and Spirituality

158. “It's all—let's use a very specific word here—miraculous. You, me, love, quarks, sex, chocolate, the speed of light—it's all miraculous, and it always has been.”

Tags : Chocolate Love Miracles Quarks Religion
Author : Rob Bell
Source : What We Talk about When We Talk about God

159. “Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don’t have any.”

Tags : Chocolate
Author : Marja McGraw

160. “Hey, Mrs. Jakes, how come people can’t afford new shoes or food, but they can still buy candy?” She smiled and waved him off. “Oh, people will always find a way to buy chocolate, Elliot. Chocolate is forever.”

Tags : Chocolate Humor Young Adult Fiction
Source : A Hole In Time: An Elliot James Adventure

161. “a. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams.orb. Any one subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments, even if the overall average of all the subsamples is less than 60.2. Rodent Filtha. The chocolate in six (6) 100 gram subsamples contains an average of more than 1.0 rodent hair per 100 grams, regardless of the size of the hairs or hair fragments.”

Tags : Chocolate Contamination

162. “We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex.”

Tags : Chocolate Sex
Author : Sara Sheridan
Source : Truth Or Dare

163. “I need God’s grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate God Grace Loc1769
Author : Gloria Furman
Source : Glimpses of Grace: Treasuring the Gospel in Your Home

164. “If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast.”

Tags : Breakfast Chocolate
Author : Laini Taylor
Source : Daughter of Smoke & Bone

165. “Of Woman and Chocolate "Chocolate shares both the bitter and the sweet.Chocolate melts away all cares, coating the heart while smothering every last ache.  Chocolate brings a smile to the lips on contact, leaving a dark kiss behind.  Chocolate is amiable, complimenting any pairing; berries, peanut butter, pretzels, mint, pastries, drinks...everything goes with chocolate.  The very thought of chocolate awakens taste buds, sparking memories of candy-coated happiness.  Chocolate will go nuts with you, no questions asked.  Chocolate craves your lips, melts at your touch, and savors the moment.  Chocolate is that dark and beautiful knight who charges in on his gallant steed ready to slay dragons when needed.  Chocolate never disappoints; it leaves its lover wanting more.  Chocolate is the ultimate satisfaction, synonymous with perfection.  Chocolate is rich, smooth pleasure.  Chocolate has finesse - the charm to seduce and indulge at any time, day or night.  Chocolate is a true friend, a trusted confidant, and faithful lover. Chocolate warms and comforts and sympathizes.  Chocolate holds power over depression, victory over disappointment.  Chocolate savvies the needs of a woman and owns her.   Simply put, chocolate is paradise.”

Tags : Chocolate Of Women And Chocolate Richelle Richelle Goodrich Women
Source : Smile Anyway: Quotes, Verse, & Grumblings for Every Day of the Year

166. “Mom always said too much chocolate is like having too much love—you can't get enough-Geraldine Solon, Chocolicious”

Tags : Chocolate Family Love Relationships Women

167. “Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.”

Tags : Chocolate Humor Humor Quotes

168. “A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else ... even the fact that I'm on a diet.”

Tags : Chocolate Diet Humor

169. “Where did you get that candy again?" Leven asked, worried."The pile said 'flavored'," Clover answered back, his face a chocolatey mess."Flavored?" Leven said exasperated. "Are you sure?""Yes," Clover argued. "F-l-a-w-e-d--flavored.”

Tags : Chocolate Humor
Author : Obert Skye
Source : Leven Thumps and the Wrath of Ezra

170. “I'd much rather be eating a bar of chocolate or even something healthy like a lettuce leaf alone at my desk than sitting through this silent, painful meal.”

Tags : Annoyance Chocolate Pain
Source : Confessions of a Closet Catholic

171. “I can't drop it. It's how I'm drawn.”

Tags : Adventure Chocolate Gum Drop Humor Interviews Reporter
Author : I.B. Nosey

172. “Theo nodded slowly. "You love Balanchine chocolate like I love cacao." "I wouldn't say love, Theo." "No, you speak the truth. Love isn't right. It isn't right for me either. Sometimes I hate cacao." Theo looked at me. "You don't love Balanchine chocolate. You are Balanchine chocolate.”

Tags : Chocolate Love
Source : Because It Is My Blood

173. “Suddenly, out of the mist came a parachute with a fresh Hershey chocolate bar from America. It took me a week to eat that candy bar. I hid it day and night. The chocolate was wonderful, but it wasn't the chocolate that was most important. What it meant was that someone in America cared. That parachute was something more important than candy. It represented hope. Hope that someday we would be free. Without hope the soul dies.”

Tags : Chocolate Hope Kindness Compassion
Source : Candy Bomber: The Story of the Berlin Airlift's "Chocolate Pilot"

174. “Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong.”

Tags : Chocolate Romance Novels Synthetic
Author : Missy Lyons
Source : Alien Promise

175. “We decided to leave early, you wouldn't want to be there in the end, when the lights came on. You'd never sit down in here again. In a depressing shuffle we pushed to the door, now it was good to get up and out, while it was still a black hole, warm, and smokey, full of possibilities...”

Tags : Chocolate Lyrics The Something Rain Tindersticks
Author : David Boutler

176. “Enjoying your marriage means you can have your cake and eat it too.”

Tags : Chocolate Love Food Marriage Quotes
Author : Nisla Love