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1. “If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.”

Tags : Bark Barking Cat Cats Deadly Good Jarod Kintz People Proper Reason Reasoning Right Silent Stalking
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

2. “Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.”

Tags : Alley Alleys Cat Cats Caturday Dark Darkness Joke Jokes Meow Night Perform Performance Romance Romantic Romantic Suspense Secret Secrets Social Social Media Socially Acceptable Stalking Suspense
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

3. “I know I'm a bad bargain. But I'm begging you to have me anyway. Because I want a chance to make you as happy as you make me. I want to build a life with you."He fought to steady his voice. "Please come to me, Cat, because there's no surviving you. You don't have to love me back. You don't have to be mine. Just let me be yours.”

Tags : Cat Devotion Hathaways Leo Love
Author : Lisa Kleypas
Source : Married By Morning

4. “It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

Tags : Cat Hathaways Humor Leo Marriage
Author : Lisa Kleypas
Source : Married By Morning

5. “Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

Tags : Cat Fairies Humor
Author : Julie Kagawa
Source : The Iron King

6. “Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...”

Tags : Calico Cat Children S Literature Fantasy Feline Fun Humor Imagination Kitty Lyrical Poem Poetry Prose Money Spending
Author : Muse
Source : Enigmatic Evolution

7. “After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”

Tags : Animal Cat Feline Humor

8. “All right, you deadly little ghostlings,” I muttered. “Mama says go back to bed! - Cat”

Tags : Bones Cat Frost Ghosts Jeaniene Frost Night Huntress Zombies
Source : This Side of the Grave

9. “A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”

Tags : Black Cat Blind Cat Funny Humor Joke Lie Lies Looking Man Metaphysics Misattributed H L Mencken Philosopher Philosophy Religion Search Theologian Theology Untruth Untruthful Wishful Thinking
Author : H.L. Mencken

10. “I stare past her at the inspirational kitten posters. There's one of a soaking-wet kitten climbing out of a toilet with the caption "it could be worse!""Just tell me whatever it is you're thinking," Mrs. Paulsen says. "Whatever is going through your mind right now.""I hope they didn't actually drop a cat in the toilet to get that picture," I choke out. "...Pardon?""Nothing. Sorry.”

Tags : Cat Counsellor Crying Depression Feline Funny Girl Guidance Kitten Motivational Photo Photograph Picture Poster Psychology Quirky Sad School Sorry Strange Suicide Teen Toilet Weird Worse
Source : The World Without Us

11. “I had learned that a dexterous, opposable thumb stood among the hallmarks of human success. We had maintained, even exaggerated, this important flexibility of our primate forebears, while most mammals had sacrificed it in specializing their digits. Carnivores run, stab, and scratch. My cat may manipulate me psychologically, but he'll never type or play the piano.”

Tags : Carnivore Cat Evolution Panda Science Thumb
Source : The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

12. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when Icalled her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!”

Tags : Bones Cat Foot Grave Juan Kitten One
Source : One Foot in the Grave

13. “Do you know what you’ve done?” I asked in a bland tone. Annette gave mean inquiring look. “You’ve gotten on my last nerve.”The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home inher perfectly arranged hair.”

Tags : Annette Cat Foot Grave One
Source : One Foot in the Grave

14. “He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me.“You and I need to talk, Kitten.”“Now?” I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet.“It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.”

Tags : Bones Cat Foot Grave One

15. “Shit. I hated her already, and we hadn’t even met.”

Tags : Cat Foot Grave One
Source : One Foot in the Grave

16. “It was probably my mother's screaming that frightened the cat. It's just a guess. No one knows for sure why a cat fell from a ten-storey building onto my head.”

Tags : Cat Fall Tigers
Author : J.E. Fison
Source : Tiger Terror

17. “I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoiled brat. I was utterly charmed by your complete self-absorption. It was rather like courting a cat.”

Tags : Beautiful Brat Cat Chance Charm Court Courtship Glorious Joke Like Love Narcissim Narcissistic Narcissus Poke Fun Pursue Remind Reminiscence Self Absorption Spoled Tease Woo Wooing
Author : Robin Hobb
Source : City of Dragons

18. “You’re not going to let her do this, are you?” Bones snorted. “Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.”

Tags : Bones Cat Humorous
Source : This Side of the Grave

19. “Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.”

Tags : Bones Cat Humorous
Source : This Side of the Grave

20. “Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.”

Tags : Cassandra Clare Cat Church City Of Lost Souls Humor Pretence The Mortal Instruments
Source : City of Lost Souls

21. “The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.”

Tags : Calm Cat Ideal
Author : Jules Renard

22. “Curiosity killed the cat,” Fesgao remarked, his dark eyes unreadable.Aly rolled her eyes. Why did everyone say that to her? “People always forget the rest of the saying,” she complained. “‘And satisfaction brought it back.”

Tags : Aly Cat Cats Curiosity Fesgao
Author : Tamora Pierce
Source : Trickster's Choice

23. “Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she did not like living in his wild ways. She picked out a nice dry Cave, instead of a heap of wet leaves, to lie down in; and she strewed clean sand on the floor; and she lit a nice fire of wood at the back of the Cave; and she hung a dried wild-horse skin, tail down, across the opening of the Cave; and she said, 'Wipe your feet, dear, when you come in, and now we'll keep house.”

Tags : By Cat Cave Himself Man Tame Walked Wild Woman
Source : Just So Stories

24. “Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?”

Tags : Cat Crap Dead Death Girl God Life Meaning Momo Souls Suicide Useless White
Source : Ballad of a Shinigami, Vol. 1

25. “My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.”

Tags : Canine Canines Cat Cats Community Crazy Dog Dogs Feline Felines People Pet Pets
Author : Dan Harmon

26. “Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.”

Tags : Cat Feline

27. “A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?”

Tags : Cat Feline Limmeric
Source : The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

28. “And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.”

Tags : Arcerian Cat Black Jewels Black Jewels Trilogy Cat Cats Daemon Daemon Sadi Feline Felines Funny Humor Kaelas Predator Predatory Queen Of The Darkness The Black Jewels Trilogy
Author : Anne Bishop
Source : Queen of the Darkness

29. “I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.”

Tags : Cat Cats Feline Funny Humor Jokes
Author : M.J. McGuire

30. “Ever since she was a young girl, [Patricia Highsmith] had felt an extraordinary empathy for animals, particularly cats. The creatures, she said, 'provide something for writers that humans cannot: companionship that makes no demands or intrusions, that is as restful and ever-changing as a tranquil sea that barely moves'. Her affection for cats was 'a constant as was feline companionship wherever her domestic situation permitted,' says Kingsley. 'As for animals in general, she saw them as individual personalities often better behaved, and endowed with more dignity and honesty than humans. Cruelty to or neglect of any helpless living creature could turn her incandescent with rage.' Janice Robertson remembers how [...] Highsmith was walking through the streets of Soho when she saw a wounded pigeon lying in the gutter. 'Pat decided there and then that this pigeon should be rescued,' says Janice. 'Although I think Roland persuaded her that it was past saving, she really was distraught. She couldn't bear to see animals hurt.' Bruno Sager, Highsmith's carer at the end of her life, recalls the delicacy with which the writer would take hold of a spider which had crawled into the house, making sure to deposit it safely in her garden. 'For her human beings were strange - she thought she would never understand them - and perhaps that is why she liked cats and snails so much,' he says.”

Tags : Affection Animal Behaved Cat Companionship Creatures Cruelty Demands Distraught Feline Gutter Human Humans Individual Personalities Personality Rage Restful Safely Saving Sea Snails Understand Young Girl
Author : Andrew Wilson
Source : Patricia Highsmith, Ζωή στο σκοτάδι

31. “Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.”

Tags : Cat Cats Cries Dog Dogs Dogs Loyalty Mirror Pet Pets Philosophical Reflect Reflection Reflects Sad Smiling
Author : Munia Khan

32. “Oh, well, isn't that nice. You are a nice young girl. Be a good friend to her and set her straight. She has love bruises on her neck and didn't come home until this afternoon." Sweet Holy Jesus, why couldn't the ground just swallow me whole? Bones stifled a laugh and nodded solemnly. "Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her.”

Tags : Bones Bones And Cat Cat Frost Night Huntress
Source : Halfway to the Grave

33. “The Cat and the Moon The cat went here and thereAnd the moon spun round like a top,And the nearest kin of the moon,The creeping cat, looked up.Black Minnaloushe stared at the moon,For, wander and wail as he would,The pure cold light in the skyTroubled his animal blood.Minnaloushe runs in the grassLifting his delicate feet.Do you dance, Minnaloushe, do you dance?When two close kindred meet,What better than call a dance?Maybe the moon may learn,Tired of that courtly fashion,A new dance turn.Minnaloushe creeps through the grassFrom moonlit place to place,The sacred moon overheadHas taken a new phase.Does Minnaloushe know that his pupilsWill pass from change to change,And that from round to crescent,From crescent to round they range?Minnaloushe creeps through the grassAlone, important and wise,And lifts to the changing moonHis changing eyes.”

Tags : Cat Minnaloushe Moon
Author : W.B. Yeats

34. “And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who never feels he must respond to the impulses he arouses.”

Tags : Anais Nin Arousal Cat Delta Of Venus Desire
Author : Anaïs Nin
Source : Delta of Venus

35. “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”

Tags : Cat Cats Pet Pets
Author : Andrew Vachss
Source : Safe House

36. “Never try to outstubborn a cat.”

Tags : Cat Cats Stubborn Stubborness
Source : Time Enough for Love

37. “I'm like my cat. I run around in circles in my apartment, because the big bad outside is just too big. And scary. And outside. How do stray cats deal with all the stress of having no protection from all the air that’s going on around there, without anyone to guide and control it into timidity?”

Tags : Air Apartment Around Big Cat Cats Circles Control Guidance Guide Guiding Large Meek Meekness Meow Mind Control Nothing Outside Protection Running Stress Timid Timidity
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

38. “Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?”

Tags : Bones Cat Funny Timmy
Source : Halfway to the Grave

39. “Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat”

Tags : Bones Cat Funny Timmy
Source : Halfway to the Grave

40. “Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.”

Tags : Bones Cat Funny Grave Halfway
Source : Halfway to the Grave

41. “Care to see your room?” -BonesLet me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there." -Cat”

Tags : Bones Car Cat Junkyard Room
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

42. “I have lived with several Zen masters -- all of them cats.”

Tags : Cat Cat People Cats Integrity Meditation Peace Sereneity Spirituality Wisdom Zen Zen Master
Author : Eckhart Tolle
Source : The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment

43. “Last night I encountered a dream cat with a very long neck and a body like a human fetus, gray and transluscent. I don't know what it needs or how to provide for it. Another dream years ago of a human child with eyes on stalks. It is very small, but can walk and talk "Don't you want me?" Again, I don't know how to care for the child. But I am dedicated to protecting and nurturing him at any cost! It is the function of the Guardian to protect hybrids and mutants in the vulnerable stage of infancy.”

Tags : Burroughs Cat Mutant
Source : The Cat Inside

44. “Maruman does not loll.”

Tags : Absurd Accidental Cat Coincidence Funny Humor Humour Internet Lol Lolcat Loll Post Apocalypse Pre Meme
Source : The Keeping Place

45. “I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.”

Tags : Cat Grave Halfway
Source : Halfway to the Grave

46. “We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.Is he still there?”

Tags : Cat Grave Halfway Timmie
Source : Halfway to the Grave

47. “There's nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.”

Tags : Cat Grave Halfway To
Source : Halfway to the Grave

48. “I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize of back down from it.”

Tags : Cat Grave Halfway
Source : Halfway to the Grave

49. “My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she's hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend's English, and I'm, uh, I'm half-English, which she's never been real happy about. If she finds out I'm dating someone English, she'll ah, think I' turning my back on her and becoming a foreigner.'Cathy, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard.”

Tags : Bones Cat English Grave Halfway
Source : Halfway to the Grave

50. “You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied.So what? Got something against the French?”

Tags : Cat Destined Early Grave Mencheres
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

51. “What is a corrupted politician for a country which is like a fat fish? Just a cat, nothing but a piggish cat!”

Tags : Cat Cat Quotes Corrupted Corrupted Politicians Corrupted World Fat Fish Murat Ildan Quotations Politicians Quotes Turkish Writers Quotes

52. “Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God.Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I going to do?God:Me: (surprised) Really? After all those Sundays of being a back up singer for Jesus, you got nothing to say?God:Me: (humbly) Help me out here.”

Tags : Cat Lexis De Rothschild Novella Sailing
Source : The Cat Letters: A Tale of Longing, Adventure and True Love

53. “Pye turned his paw over and chewed his claws. “Humph. What you think of me is none of my business.”“You don’t know, do you?”“Know more than you . . . Know what?”“You are dead.”Pye patted his paws. “No, I’m not.” He rolled on his back and stretched, enjoying the warmth of the fire.“I’ve been here since 1665.”Pye chuckled. “You are, if I may so, in remarkably good condition.” Apart from the hole in your head, missing tail, and pulmonic plague cough.“I’ve seen them come. Seen them go. Seem them hang around in limbo. That’s what it’s called when beings don’t leave this Earth.”“Purgatory!”“I am responsible for many deaths,” Rita said.“You!?”“They couldn’t build the graves fast enough to bury the bodies.”“I don’t understand how a mere stump-tailed fur ball could endanger life.”“If I were you I'd think that.” A silence followed before Rita said, “I did not work alone.”“Oh?”

Tags : Cat Heaven Hell Limbo Plague Rat Rude
Author : Luggs
Source : Heaven Won't Wait

54. “Imagination is the ability to produce new ideas without the need of time to stop and actually think about it. I'll produce elevator buttons - I bought that business from Jarod Kintz, who was only selling it, because he found a new, more profitable job – male prostitution (he’s selling his grandpa’s services, not his own, because his own are virtually non-existent – he’s a monk now, and monks are sworn to celibacy, you know, or should, by now). Buy now - grieve later. Two 5th floor buttons for your floorless cardboard-built tree house, for the price of one, 7-story tall tree, which, for the purpose of this story we’ll call Nathan. Nathan sends you its best regards and wishes you a happy, silent, well-watered-down life, which, coming from a tree isn’t really that much, however, as you know - trees aren’t regular customers in the land of walking and talking, and it took quite a lot of convincing to make him come over and say that. Meow.”

Tags : Abilities Ability Best Button Buttons Cats Children Story Floorless Grandfather House Living Meaning Moronism Now Productivity Prostitution Selling Story Talking Value Virtual Virtually
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

55. “Temporary homecomings are bittersweet. Sometimes it's better not to go back at all than to have to leave again.”

Tags : Amanda Bouchet Cat Home Homecoming Kingmaker Chronicles
Source : A Promise of Fire

56. “How promising today's generation is. They can whip out their cellular phones like sheep, instantly take a million digital photos of their cat and then just delete them. But I'd like to see these kids try to artfully use a traditional film camera or make a super 8 home movie. Traditional film takes integrity, nostalgia, effort, patience and imagination - things that the 21st century has very little of. Everything these days, even a superior medium like film photography with an extensively vivid history and an iconic meaning, is becoming disposable in this age.”

Tags : 21St Century Art Canon Cat Chemicals Classic Digital Earth Day Film Freedom Future Generations History Kodak Lab Magic Nikon Old School Photo Polaroid Selfie Sheeple Super 8 Taste Texting

57. “So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?”

Tags : Battery Cat Masochism Women
Source : Venus in Furs

58. “The first morning Simon had been at Amatis's house, a grinning lycanthrope had showed up on the doorstep with a live cat for him. "Blood," he'd said, in a heavily accented voice. "For you. Fresh!"Simon had thanked the werewolf, waited from him to leave, and let the cat go, his expression faintly green."We'll you're going to have to get your blood from somewhere," said Luke, looking amused."I have a pet cat," Simon replied. "There's no way.”

Tags : Blood Cat Mortal Instruments Simon Lewis Vampire
Source : City of Glass

59. “What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"Simon was indignant. "I did not drink his blood. He's fine!" He poked the Chairman in the stomach. The cat yawned. "Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I can't eat pizza. I was being polite.""That doesn't get you the right to eat my cat.""Your cat is fine!" Simon reached to pick up the tabby, who jumped indignantly to his feet and stalked off the table. "See?""Whatever.”

Tags : Cat Magnus Bane Simon Lewis
Source : City of Lost Souls

60. “Ash and Puck shared a brief glance, and then Ash pushed himself off the wall to stand beside me. “Lead the way,” he said, nodding into the darkness. “We’ll be right behind you.”“For the record,” Grimalkin stated as we ventured, single file, into the black, “I do not think this is a good idea. But, as no one listens to the cat anymore, I will have to wait until we are completely lost to say ‘I told you so.”

Tags : Cat Grimalkin Smug
Author : Julie Kagawa
Source : The Iron Queen

61. “If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.”

Tags : Cat Fooling Around Grimalkin Sarcasm
Author : Julie Kagawa
Source : The Iron Daughter

62. “There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.”

Tags : Ball Cat Cats Chasing Playful Silly Sweet The Little Things Wood Floor Refinishing
Source : Write like no one is reading

63. “Ah, mistress, you’re an angel. Sure there’s not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person….”“Up yours,” I said rudely with another belch. “It’s empty. You should tell me the name anyway, after making me drink all that sewage.”Winston gave me a devious smile. “Come back with a full bottle and I will.”“Selfish spook,” I mumbled, and staggered away.I’d made it a few feet when I felt that distinct pins-and-needles sensation again, only this time it wasn’t in my throat.“Hey!”I looked down in time to see Winston’s grinning, transparent form fly out of my pants. He was chuckling even as I smacked at myself and hopped up and down furiously.“Drunken filthy pig!” I spat. “Bastard!”“And a good eve’in’ to you, too, mistress!” he called out, his edges starting to blur and fade. “Come back soon!”“I hope worms shit on your corpse!” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?”

Tags : Cat Ghost Hilarious Humor
Source : Halfway to the Grave

64. “The love that I believe in is something that goes beyond the physical aspects of this world. The love that I believe is one that extends its energy and power through the beautiful souls that I encounter along the way, a love that can be seen in the eyes of a little dog or in the confusion of a cute lost cat who wants to be worshiped like a Goddess. This kind of love goes through a divine crafting of a person's inner self, through personal experience and thousands of years of tears and strength, that can only be seen in the familiar eyes of old souls, the eyes that recognize each other even after long times of separation, the eyes that find themselves familiar with places they have probably been to before, but that nevertheless bring great memories with every visit. This kind of love sees hope in the eyes of new-born children that know way much more than they are capable of putting into words and that bring with their innocence a smile on each person's face who'd wish they could start again. The love that I see when I look at you is a love which has roots deep inside each of us, but that needs care and light to grow and unfold its branches so that they can reach outside of ourselves and even further beyond the skies.”

Tags : Beautiful Believe Beyond Branch Deep Energy Experience Extend Extends Grow Inner Inner Self Inside Light Love Person Physical Places Recognize Root Roots Skies Smile Soul Start Unfold Worship

65. “Quick, how do you pick up a cat?""Buy her a drink.”

Tags : Cat Gary Tristan

66. “We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned.Yes, we thought we were being clever New Yorkers - that the name was a joke no one else would really get, like we did. Not meta-get ... But our first customer, a gray-haired woman in bifocals and a pink jogging suit, said, "I like the name. Like in Breakfast at Tiffany's and Audrey Hepburn's cat was named Cat.”

Tags : Alcohol Audrey Hepburn Bar Bars Breakfast At Tiffany S Cat Drinking Failure Irony Loss New Beginnings New Yorkers Snobs The Recession Vanity
Author : Gillian Flynn
Source : Gone Girl

67. “While many find the new clothes of the emperor magnificent, some dare to say out loud, he is simply naked. If the clear sighted are constrained by the credulous and when the “followers” are browbeating the "knowers", the cat is among the pigeons and the age of obscuration is under way. Obviously "something wicked this way comes…" ("His master's voice" )”

Tags : Age Be Under Way Browbeating Cat Clear Sighted Constrained Credulous Dare Emperor Followers Knower Magnificent Naked New Clothes Obscurantism Obviously Pigeons Say Out Loud Way Wicked

68. “#Cats are marvelous creatures - they either adapt to circumstances, or decide to make circumstances adapt to them. Either way - they win.”

Tags : Adapt Adaptation Cat Cats Circumstance Circumstances Compete Competition Creature Creatures Decide Decision Decisions Marvel Marvelous Meow Nothing Regardless Stubborn Stubbornness Winning Wonder Wonderful
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

69. “Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.”

Tags : Cat Ciphers Codes Deciding Deciphering Decision Decisions Desire Easy Encryption Everything Ignorance Ignore Ignoring Meaning Meow Nothing Speak Speaking Thinking Thought Translating Translation Translations
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

70. “Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.”

Tags : Alley Always Backpack Backpacking Backpacks Bags Beggars Cat Cats Food Meow Packing Self Sustaining Street
Author : Will Advise

71. “Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.”

Tags : Being Cat Cats Dead Deadly Death Grammar Mark Twain Meow Ninja Ninjas Nothing Sarcasm Sickening Silence Silent Skill Skilled Skillful Usage
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

72. “But—let me tell you my cat joke. It's very short and simple. A hostess is giving a dinner party and she's got a lovely five-pound T-bone steak sitting on the sideboard in the kitchen waiting to be cooked while she chats with the guests in the living room—has a few drinks and whatnot. But then she excuses herself to go into the kitchen to cook the steak—and it's gone. And there's the family cat, in the corner, sedately washing it's face.""The cat got the steak," Barney said."Did it? The guests are called in; they argue about it. The steak is gone, all five pounds of it; there sits the cat, looking well-fed and cheerful. "Weigh the cat," someone says. They've had a few drinks; it looks like a good idea. So they go into the bathroom and weigh the cat on the scales. It reads exactly five pounds. They all perceive this reading and a guest says, "okay, that's it. There's the steak." They're satisfied that they know what happened, now; they've got empirical proof. Then a qualm comes to one of them and he says, puzzled, "But where's the cat?”

Tags : Cat Joke Ontology
Source : The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

73. “Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.”

Tags : Alcohol Alcoholic Alone Binging Cat Cats Drinking Ignorance Ignoring Insomnia Lonely Mantra Murphy S Law Playing Hard To Get Self Assurance Sleep Sleeping Stop Thinking Talking To Yourself The Mind Thinking Thinking Process Thoughts Voices Inside Your Head
Author : Gillian Flynn
Source : Gone Girl

74. “Semua makhluk hidup setiap harinya hidup seperti memutar roda keberuntungan.”

Tags : Cat Comic Funny Manga Talking
Author : Okai Haruko
Source : Waikiki Restaurant in Enoshima vol. 04

75. “Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.”

Tags : Cat Cats Kittens Opinions
Source : Ad Eternum

76. “People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.”

Tags : Being Cat Cats Deciding Decision Decisions Human Immune Immunity Important Importantly Mule Mules Nothing Skill Skilled Skillful Stubborn Stubbornness Training Use Uselessness Want Wants Whatever
Author : Will Advise
Source : Nothing is here...

77. “You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor Red Hair Redheads
Source : Halfway to the Grave

78. “Don’t give me that look,” I told the cat. “You’ve caught one mouse since you’ve been here. And what do you get in return? Food, shelter, and a human servant to clean up your shit. You didn’t even warn me when someone was at the door.” “Because his sixth sense tells him I can be trusted.” “Then his sixth sense is broken.”

Tags : Cat Gabriel Humor Olivia Pet Talk Sixth Sense
Source : Omens

79. “We say cat tastes like chicken when, had we been weaned on kitten stew, we’d say chicken tastes like cat.”

Tags : Cat Chicken Kitten Stew Tastes
Source : The Last Banquet

80. “If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been hers and not my own, not ever again. I wanted her to touch me but I could not let her. No cat will. We let human beings caress us because it is pleasant enough and calms them - but not her. The price is more than a cat can pay.”

Tags : Cat Price Touch Unicorn

81. “Even without being believed, magic can change things. It moves invisibly through the air, dissolving the usual ways of seeing, allowing new ways to creep in, secretly, quietly, like a stray cat sliding thought the bushes.”

Tags : Believe Cat Invisible Magic Quiet Secret
Source : Afternoon of the Elves

82. “Don't look like that, Draco, you look like you did right before you pounced on the cat when you were two.”

Tags : Broken Cat Draco Narcissa
Author : inadaze22
Source : Broken

83. “We can do a cremation here, at the house?" I ask. "We built a fire," my father says. "Obviously. And I put the whole cat in the fire?""There isn't a whole cat," my mother says."What is there?""Parts of cat," they say together."Bones?" I ask."Mostly. And some fur. And some face.”

Tags : Cat Cremation Death Face Fur
Source : A Guide to Being Born: Stories

84. “Because I like to flirt with death. Let's do this, give me your best shot, human. Let's see who gives in first. This isn't my first time.”

Tags : Cat Hybrid Paranormal Paranormal Series
Source : A Prequel

85. “8. The Cat Who Lived in the PalaceThe cat who lived in the Palace had been awarded the head-dress of nobility and was called Lady Myobu.”

Tags : Cat Cats Court Empress Heian Heian Culture Heian Period Lady Palace
Author : Sei Shōnagon
Source : The Pillow Book

86. “The Glass Cat is one of the most curious creatures in all Oz. It was made by a famous magician named Dr. Pipt before Ozma had forbidden her subjects to work magic. Dr. Pipt had made the Glass Cat to catch mice, but the Cat refused to catch mice and was considered more curious than useful.This astonishing cat was made all of glass and was so clear and transparent that you could see through it as easily as through a window. In the top of its head, however, was a mass of delicate pink balls which looked like jewels but were intended for brains. It had a heart made of a blood-red ruby. The eyes were two large emeralds. But, aside from these colors, all the rest of the animal was of clear glass, and it had a spun-glass tail that was really beautiful.”

Tags : Animal Brains Cat Creature Emerald Glass Jewels Magic Magical Oz Ruby The Glass Cat Transparent
Author : L. Frank Baum
Source : The Magic of Oz

87. “...besides, i'm a cat. i respect the sanctity of sleep.”

Tags : Bast Cat Humor

88. “Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy.”

Tags : Bedtime Bedtime Stories Cat Cats Children S Picture Book Children S Picture Books Humor Picture Book Picture Books Rhyme Sleep
Source : Pixie the Night Watch Cat

89. “Like the cat who finds her way back home over a thousand miles, like the dog who waits for his master to arrive on the train that never comes, like the one who keeps a vigil at her master’s grave until she too can cross the bridge, some people and their pets are woven together by threads of life and they cannot, and will not, for long be separated.”

Tags : Cat Death Dog Forever Friend Inseparable Life Loyalty Master Owner Pet Separation Soul Threads Together
Author : Kate McGahan

90. “I even pulled out the can of cat treats. Yes, I’d bought him treats. Give it another month and I’d be collecting his shed whiskers and claws like a proud momma preserving her baby’s first haircut and lost teeth.”

Tags : Cat Cat Treats Olivia Pet Tc
Source : Visions

91. “Who shall tell the lady's griefWhen her Cat was past relief?Who shall number the hot tearsShed o'er her, beloved for years?Who shall say the dark dismayWhich her dying caused that day?”

Tags : Cat Cats Death Death Of A Pet Pet Pets

92. “Cat Stevens is also the only other member of the family who enjoys eating the meats that Dad brings home from the Strip, although sometimes he expresses his enjoyment by barfing.”

Tags : Barfing Cat Funny Pet Pets
Author : Jesse Andrews
Source : Me & Earl & the Dying Girl

93. “Cats don’t have names,” it said.“No?” said Coraline.“No,” said the cat. “Now, you people have names. That’s because you don’t know who you are. We know who we are, so we don’t need names.”There was something irritatingly self-centered about the cat, Coraline decided. As if it were, in its opinion, the only thing in any world or place that could possibly be of any importance.Half of her wanted to be very rude to it; the other half of her wanted to be polite and deferential. The polite half won.”

Tags : Cat Cats Coraline Deferential Name Names Polite Rude
Author : Neil Gaiman

94. “He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor Sex
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

95. “Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy...”

Tags : Bones Cat
Source : One Foot in the Grave

96. “Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

97. “Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

98. “And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember making me swear to repeat all those naughty actions agian, no matter what you said this morning?" Now that he brought it up, I did recall saying that. Great Betrayed by my own immorality. "God, Bones...some of that was depraved." "I'll take that as a compliment." He closed the distance between us."I love you. Don't be ashamed of anything we did, even if your prudery is on life support.”

Tags : Bones Cat Love Trust
Source : One Foot in the Grave

99. “The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

100. “No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor Night Huntress Vlad
Source : This Side of the Grave

101. “Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor
Source : This Side of the Grave

102. “ don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress. ”

Tags : Bones Cat Funny
Source : Halfway to the Grave

103. “You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat - Ch 16, pg. 174)”

Tags : Bones Cat
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

104. “The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re: Bones”

Tags : Bones Cat Humor
Source : Destined for an Early Grave

105. “There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.”

Tags : Cat Cat S Cradle Kurt Vonnegut
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Source : Cat's Cradle

106. “...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”

Tags : Cat Humor Vampire
Source : One Foot in the Grave

107. “Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.”

Tags : Cat Humor
Source : Halfway to the Grave

108. “Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a tissue when I need one?”I turned my face away from Bones after a long moment, ending our kiss, and called out,“If you’re not too busy watching Hitman, I hear Dracula 2000 is a good movie.”“Vicious,” came Vlad’s reply, amusement clear in his tone.”

Tags : Cat This Side Of The Grave Vlad
Source : This Side of the Grave

109. “You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you."He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I'm all those things and more.”

Tags : Cat Depravity Ian Proud
Source : Home for the Holidays

110. “If it's about the strength, every big animal can catch any mouse... but the skillful brand of the cat makes it's catch exceptional! Go, get the skills!”

Tags : Animal Be Skilled Big Big Animal Brand Cat Cat And Mouse Catch Excel Excellent Exceptional Food For Thought Israelmore Ayivor Learn Mouse Skillful Skillfulness Skills Strength Strong Unique
Source : The Great Hand Book of Quotes

111. “Does a cat know he is a cat? Does a dog know he is a dog? Does nature know it is called nature? Does this planet know its name Earth? Does Sun know its name and its category as a star? Does Universe know that it is Universe? Does God knows that he is God? Well humans know their names and categorizations. Because this is the main objective of human life, to explore, to research, to give unique identity to unknown things in our native languages and to categorize them. This is the reason we are the only known species which are best for this job. Without us these things are nameless and with no categorization. So explore more and research more. Because this is the job we are assigned to in this organization called Universe.”

Tags : Animals Cat Category Dog Earth Goal Goal Setting Goals Identity Inspiration Languages Life Names Nature Organisation Personalities Pets Research Stars Study Sun Travel Universe

112. “By the way, Boots died and Opal says she hopes you're satisfied.”

Tags : Boots Cat Dot Weems Newsletter Opal
Author : Fannie Flagg
Source : Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

113. “There was once a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, and lived a million lives, and in those lives, various people owned him. None of those people he cared for. This cat was not afraid of death. One life, the cat became a stray cat, which meant it was free. And it met a white female cat. They became mates, and lived together. Time passed, the white cat passed away of old age. And the tiger- striped cat cried a million times. Eventually, the cat died again. But this time, it didn't come back to life.”

Tags : Anime Cat Cats Death Life Love Sadness

114. “ morning, I'm unruffled - I'll sit with my tea and Muse Cat beside me and listen to the soft chime of the grandfather clock...”

Tags : Cat Grandfather Clock Morning Muse Poetry Quotes
Author : John Geddes
Source : A Familiar Rain

115. “Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck."She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.”

Tags : Cat Funny Humor Lucky Star Mouse
Author : Cathy Cassidy
Source : Lucky Star

116. “I view his furry storage tanks – what can a man think about while looking at a cat’s nuts? Certainly not the sunken navies of great sea battles.”

Tags : Cat Nuts
Source : On Cats

117. “Next to her a calico cat puffed away at a hubble-bubble. Puss’s watch cost more than his vest, and his vest cost more than his boots, and his boots cost more than a house. If you stripped him naked and sold off his costume, you’d walk away with enough money to retire—though if you left him alive you wouldn’t have long to enjoy it. The only thing that could rival Puss’s vanity was his sadism.”

Tags : Anthropomorphic Calico Cat Fantasy
Source : The Builders

118. “Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit!”

Tags : Black Cat Margarita Master Master And Margarita Vodka

119. “I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.”

Tags : Cat Horror Poe
Source : The Black Cat

120. “The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below... (Le chat qui rit est un fou. - Homme qui ne rit est dessous...)”

Tags : Cat Chat Crazy Fou Homme Laughter Man Rire

121. “Cat would be god for elephant, if it ate mouse in front. (Chat serait dieu de l'éléphant, - S'il mangeait la souris devant.)”

Tags : Cat Chat Dieu Elephant God Éléphant

122. “And there’s nothing wrong with spinsters, anyway. They have nice cats and little bowls full of candy. Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Newitz are the kindest ladies you’ll ever meet, and they have nips of whiskey in their tea like cowboys.”

Tags : Candy Cat Coffee Cowboys Spinster Tea Whiskey
Source : The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There

123. “Purr more, hiss less”

Tags : Adverture Animal Cat Cats Kitten Kittens

124. “Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on”

Tags : Cat Cats Depend Depending Heart Hearts Kitten Kittens Kitty Know Reliable Rely Relying
Author : Munia Khan

125. “Victor had always said that most of the time happiness crept up on you when you were doing something else. He also said no happiness was ever wasted, because every happiness stays with you, and you can revisit it in your memory any time you're sad, or lonely or depressed. It was kinda corny, but like a lot of corny things, it was true. Maybe that was what made it corny in the first place.”

Tags : Cat Happiness Pirates Sailing
Source : Far Rockaway

126. “I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.”

Tags : Author Life Cat Feeding Food Houseguest Humor Humor Quote Humorous Michelle Pillow Stray

127. “Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name”

Tags : Cat Cats Proverb Proverbial Proverbial Wisdom Proverbs Proverbs From Hell Real Life Realism Reality Reality Bites Reality Of Life Reality Quotes
Source : The Great Pearl of Wisdom

128. “My first rule of war, Cat-never give the enemy his wish”

Tags : A Clash Of Kings Bryden Blackfish Cat Enemy First Never Rules Tully War Wishes
Source : A Clash of Kings

129. “Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want.”

Tags : Cat Ebook Haee Humor Middle Grade Fantasy Middling Quirky R S Vern
Author : R.S. Vern

130. “You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “... over published...” wasn't going to work, it clawed at the blade, and my God, these things were tough, “...showy old bat...” Crack! There went my head into the wall. If I didn't have a split skull, I'd be amazed. “What are you waiting for? Aren't you the king of all bogeymen? The legend children fear will devour them if they don't behave?”“Come on, Vlad, live up to your reputation! If you can't burn to death one Egyptian vampire chained to a wall, how did you ever drive the Turks from Romania?”“You did it!”“Of course, I'm Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?”

Tags : At Graves End Cat Kitten Night Huntress Vlad Vlad Tepesh
Source : At Grave's End

131. “A dog is a pitiful thing, depending wholly on companionship, and utterly lost except in packs or by the side of his master. Leave him alone and he does not know what to do except bark and howl and trot about till sheer exhaustion forces him to sleep. A cat, however, is never without the potentialities of contentment. Like a superior man, he knows how to be alone and happy. Once he looks about and finds no one to amuse him, he settles down to the task of amusing himself; and no one really knows cats without having occasionally peeked stealthily at some lively and well-balanced kitten which believes itself to be alone.”

Tags : Cat Cats Dog Dogs Kitten
Source : Cats and Dogs

132. “Then to top it all off, you were only reacting to me because you were impaired! That's rich! You know what those drugs did to you in the first dose, before the second one made you comatose? They killed the bug up your arse!" With that, he yanked the stone off its setting and opened the passageway. My mouth hung open in outrage, and he pointed an emphatic finger at the exit. "Out you go, before I lose my temper and we'll see how much you don't like kissing me.”

Tags : Bones Bones And Cat Cat Kitten
Source : Halfway to the Grave

133. “Wait a minute. Wait just a hairball kakking minute.”

Tags : Cat Cat Humor Cats Kitten
Author : Jody Wallace
Source : The Whole Truth

134. “Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.”

Tags : Cat Horror Humor Kitten Zombies
Author : Brian South
Source : The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story

135. “My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay”

Tags : Brat Cat Cats Ungrateful
Author : Larry Smith
Source : It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure

136. “Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.”

Tags : Animal Cat Humor Magic
Source : Nightseer

137. “For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.”

Tags : Animal Cat Children
Source : The Poetical Works of Christopher Smart: Volume I: Jubilate Agno

138. “You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I've ever said about you."He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. "Why? I'm all those things and more."I shook my head. Ian was more proud of his depravity than anyone I'd met, but if he helped me pull Bones out from under four bespelled vampires and one demonically-enchanced vamp, I'd shower him with prostitutes and porn while swearing he was an angel.”

Tags : Angel Cat Ian
Source : The Bite Before Christmas

139. “Imprinting."I heard the smile disappear from Cat's face. "Next."I repeated myself."Are you referring to Stephenie Meyer's books?""Yes," I said. A little unwillingly.Cat chuckled. "There's no shame in reading enjoyable books. But this topic is better discussed later.""Got it.”

Tags : Cat Jessie
Source : Secrets and Shadows

140. “I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.”

Tags : Cat Humor Ian
Source : At Grave's End

141. “Can we move this along?" a bored voice stated. "I have places to be and people to shag.""Ian, I'm not going to hug you," I stated as I approached him. "I know you like this better."With that, I slapped him hard enough to rock his head to the side. When he'd straightened, he flashed me a wicked grin."Finally, you give me what I want. Knew you loved me, Reaper.”

Tags : Cat Goodbye Ian
Source : Up From the Grave

142. “Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with heavy irony.“Bite me,” I sighed, gathering up the pages.He winked. “Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.”

Tags : Cat Humor Ian
Source : One Grave at a Time

143. “Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that's sweet." He grinned. "Valentine's Day was just last month, after all.”

Tags : Cat Fight Ian
Source : One Foot in the Grave

144. “You didn't get to bring a date because the type of girl you'd pick would want to liven things up with a group orgy before cutting the cake," I pointed out.His smile was shameless. 'Exactly.”

Tags : Cat Ian Shameless
Source : Home for the Holidays

145. “A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the rhyme,Ou va-ti mistigri?Passe sans faire de mai ici.”

Tags : Cat Cats Magic Witch
Author : Joanne Harris
Source : Chocolat

146. “Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls.”

Tags : Cat Cats Dog Humor
Source : Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

147. “Žmogus sviedžia pagalį, o šuo nubėga ir dantyse jį parneša atgal. ,,Koks protingas šuo, - galvoja žmogus, - nes daro tai, ko aš noriu." O katė pagalio neatneša. ,,Neprotinga katė", - nutaria žmogus. O katė galvoja: ,,Nusviedei pagalį, kvaily, tai pats ir atnešk. Aš tau ne tarnaitė. Aš laisva. Aš ne šuo ir padų tau nelaižysiu.”

Tags : Cat Dog Human
Source : Sriuba

148. “Yet he could not enjoy the walk. In the morning especially a bougainvillaea looks handmade, lawns are always lawns, and it is true indeed that dogs smell fear. Cats don't say.”

Tags : Cat Cats Dog Dogs Walk
Author : Douglas Woolf
Source : Wall to Wall

149. “I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.”

Tags : Cat Emily Of New Moon Funny Mike

150. “There were place cards at the head table, which was one long, rectangular thing that would have everyone facing the reception room. I sat at the one marked Chritine Russell. Randy say to my left, with Denise to his right. To my right read Chris Pin. Who...? "You've got to be kidding me," I said aloud. Why didn't I just shoot myself and get it over with? "Justina, we meet again." Bones appeared and took his seat next to me as I vaulted out of my chair. "Wouldn't want to be rude, but I believe your table is over there.”

Tags : Bones Bones And Cat Cat Night Huntress
Source : One Foot in the Grave

151. “I looked at her quizzically. "No, why would you think so?" She gave me a knowing smile. "'Cause he's never brought a girl here before, child. Not one who didn't need my help, leastways." Oh! That pleased me, but I quashed it. "It's not like that. We, ah, we kind of work together. I'm not his, er, what I mean is, he's all yours if you want him!" I finished in an insane babble. There was a disgruntled grunt from upstairs that didn't come from the girl. I cringed, but it was too late to take it back.”

Tags : Bones Bones And Cat Cat Night Huntress
Source : Halfway to the Grave

152. “Grimalkin yawned and licked his whiskers. 'Not dead,' he replied. 'Hardly dead. But she changed her name and appearance so many times, even the oldest fey would hardly remember her. She likes to keep a low profile, you know.' Puck frowned, knitting his bows together. 'Then how is it you remember her?' he demanded, sounding indignant. 'I am a cat,' purred Grimalkin.”

Tags : Cat Long Memory Mystery Smug
Author : Julie Kagawa
Source : The Iron King

153. “Boys annoyed her. Girls annoyed her. She should have been a cat.”

Tags : Bildungsroman Boys Cat Cats Girls Growing Pains Growing Up Young Adult
Author : Katie Neipris

154. “How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.”

Tags : Cat Cat S Cradle Kurt Vonnegut
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Source : Cat's Cradle

155. “It's a small world." . . . "When you put it in a cemetery it is.”

Tags : Cat Cat S Cradle Kurt Vonnegut
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Source : Cat's Cradle

156. “In this world, you get what you pay for.”

Tags : Cat Cat S Cradle Kurt Vonnegut
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Source : Cat's Cradle

157. “The unity in every second of all time and all wandering mankind, all wandering womankind, all wandering children.”

Tags : Cat Cat S Cradle Kurt Vonnegut
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Source : Cat's Cradle

158. “Or the woman in front of me in the security line who asked if they would put her cat, Dave, through the luggage X-ray machine because she wanted to see if he'd eaten a necklace.”

Tags : Airport Airport Security Cat Humor Luggage Machine Necklace Security Tsa Woman X Ray
Author : Jenny Lawson
Source : Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

159. “Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to...hang.”

Tags : Cal Leandros Cat Funny Undead
Author : Rob Thurman
Source : Doubletake

160. “You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.”

Tags : Biscuit Cat Oven
Author : Matt Lewis

161. “Also," Bunty adds cheerfully, "how many cats did you have when you left?""One," Annabel says, putting her hand over her face."You have three now." Bunty swings hrt bag over her shoulder. "See you at Christmas, lovelies!"And my grandmother disappears as abruptly as she arrived.”

Tags : Cat Cats Holly Smale Geek Geek Girl Grandmother
Author : Holly Smale
Source : Picture Perfect

162. “Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.”

Tags : Cat Hospital Humor Jenny Lawson Lady Nonsensical Number Pajamas Victor Lawson Wrong
Author : Jenny Lawson
Source : Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

163. “There will always be road construction in life, and never a point when all the highways are fixed. Keep walking.”

Tags : Award Cat Cat Story Cats Children S Books Childrens Literature Haee Inspirational Middling R S Vern
Author : R.S. Vern
Source : Haee's quest for the greater prairie

164. “I missed you every minute this week and I don't want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that's her decision, but I've made mine, and I won't apologize or back down from it.”

Tags : Cat Grave Halfway
Source : Halfway to the Grave

165. “I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery... you could talk me into anything...""So much for fighting the good fight," I observed dryly. "He'll have a harem within a week."Bones watched Juan disappear down the hall, nuzzling the blonde's neck in a manner that didn't speak only of hunger. "He's a fine bloke. He'll learn.""Learn what?" At least he can't get or pass diseases anymore, I thought. That's one advantage turning Juan into a vampire did for womankind.Bones put an arm around me as we headed toward the exit of the flesh feast. "He'll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever."I cast him a sideways glance "Are you trying to seduce me?"His lips curled with promise. "Absolutely.”

Tags : Bones Cat Harem Juan
Source : At Grave's End

166. “You can't shave a cat with a shoe.”

Tags : Cat Shave Shoe
Author : Ray Palla

167. “Oh, yes, that feels so good," I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer.Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. "I know. I'm truly gifted.”

Tags : Cat Gifted Ian
Source : The Bite Before Christmas

168. “As long as Luciano and Arianna were together, he felt that all was right with the world.”

Tags : Amazing Book Arianna Cat Cityofswords Happynotsoending Luciano Mary Hoffman Stravaganza
Author : Mary Hoffman

169. “There was once an abbot who had spent thirty-nine years alone in the temple with cats as his only companions. As someone who believed that faith and willpower could conquer any difficulty, the abbot began training newborn kittens, trying to turn the impossible into the possible. First he put the rattan hoop on the ground for the kittens to crawl through. Then he slowly raised the hoop little by little, day after day, month after month, and year after year. Years went by and the hoop was gradually raised until he finally succeeded in getting the cats to jump through the hoop. An unusual phenomenon occurred. When the kittens saw the older cats jump, they believed they could do it too and so, without much effort, they learned to jump easily through the hoop as well.”

Tags : Cat Chinese English Singapore Teacher Translation You Jin
Author : You Jin
Source : Teaching Cats to Jump Hoops

170. “In a few years, the date-tree had grown as tall as a woman, and out of it came a Fairy, who said to Zezolla, "What do you wish for?”

Tags : Cat Cenerentola Cinderella Date Fairy Tree Zezolla
Source : Zezolla, The Cat Cinderella: An Italian Fairytale

171. “The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are leaning on the resurrection power of Christ!”

Tags : Cat Christ Devil Evil Fear Food For Thought God Hole Israelmore Ayivor Jest Jesus Jesus Christ Lean Mouse No Fears Power Resurrection Resurrection Power Salvation Satan Save Winners
Source : The Great Hand Book of Quotes

172. “Misty is the color of rain on a window.”

Tags : Cat Rain
Author : Anne Michaels
Source : The Adventures of Miss Petitfour

173. “People decide how to live their own lives! A scum bastard doesn't have the right to chain anyone down!" -Sven to Torneo”

Tags : Black Cat Eve Kentaro Sven Torneo Yabuki
Source : Black Cat, Volume 02

174. “Debbie alikuwa akimwangalia Murphy kama paka anavyoangalia maziwa.”

Tags : Cat Debbie Debbie Patrocinio John John Murphy Maziwa Milk Murphy Paka Patrocinio
Source : Kolonia Santita

175. “It was all very puzzling—both that Jill could smell still more like Jill… and that Dorcas should wish to smell like Jill when she already smelled like herself… and that Jubal would say that Dorcas smelled like a cat when she did not. There was a cat who lived on the place (not as a pet, but as co-owner); on rare occasions it came to the house and deigned to accept a handout. The cat and Mike had grokked each other at once, and Mike had found its carniverous thoughts most pleasing and quite Martian. He had discovered, too, that the cat's name (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) was not the cat's name at all, but he had not told anyone this because he could not pronounce the cat's real name; he could only hear it in its head.The cat did not smell like Dorcas.”

Tags : Cat Grok Martian Smell
Source : Stranger in a Strange Land

176. “A library after closing is a lonely place. It is heart-poundingly silent, and the rows of shelves create an almost unfathomable number of dark and creepy corners.”

Tags : Cat Dewey Library
Author : Vicki Myron

177. “Until one morning, one of the coldest mornings of the year, when I came in with the book cart and found Jean Hollis Clark, a fellow librarian, standing dead still in the middle of the staff room."I heard a noise from the drop box," Jean said."What kind of noise?""I think it's an animal.""A what?""An animal," Jean said. "I think there's an animal in the drop box."That was when I heard it, a low rumble from under the metal cover. It didn't sound like an animal. It sounded like an old man clearing his throat.Gurr-gug-gug. Gurr-gug-gug.But the opening at the top of the chute was only a few inches wide, so that would be quite a squeeze for an old man. It had to be an animal. But what kind? I got down on my knees, reached over the lid, and hoped for a chipmunk.What I got instead was a blast of freezing air. The night before, the temperature had reached minus fifteen degrees, and that didn't take into account the wind, which cut under your coat and squeezed your bones. And on that night, of all nights, someone had jammed a book into return slot, wedging it open. It was as cold in the box as it was outside, maybe colder, since the box was lined with metal. It was the kind of cold that made it almost painful to breathe.I was still catching my breath, in fact, when I saw the kitten huddled in the front left corner of the box. It was tucked up in a little space underneath a book, so all I could see at first was its head. It looked grey in the shadows, almost like a little rock, and I could tell its fur was dirty and tangled. Carefully, I lifted the book. The kitten looked up at me, slowly and sadly, and for a second I looked straight into its huge golden eyes. The it lowered its head and sank back down into its hole.At that moment, I lost every bone in my body and just melted.”

Tags : Cat Cold Dewey Library
Author : Vicki Myron
Source : Dewey the Library Cat: A True Story

178. “Dr. Beall gave him the first shot, followed closely by the second.He said, "I'll check for a heartbeat."I said, "You don't need to. I can see it in his eyes."Dewey was gone.”

Tags : Cat Death Dewey Library Sad
Author : Vicki Myron
Source : Dewey the Library Cat: A True Story

179. “Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.”

Tags : Arms Cat Love Sleep Smell Snoring
Source : A moment with God ; Poetry

180. “Can't you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?”

Tags : Cat Fabian Humor

181. “Any cat may stare into a fire and see red mice play,”

Tags : Cat Fire Mice Red
Source : A Storm of Swords

182. “People talk about fight or flight? That's nonsense. It's fight and flight.”

Tags : Amanda Bouchet Cat Fight Or Flight Instinct Kingmaker Chronicles Survival
Source : A Promise of Fire

183. “cats choose us; we don't own them”

Tags : Cat Cats House Of Night Marked Vampyres
Author : Kristin Cast

184. “Cats strongly believe that everywhere is designed for their comfort!”

Tags : Cat Cat Quotations Cat Quotes Cats Cats Quotes Murat Ildan Quotations Turkish Literature

185. “He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”

Tags : Cat Mice Mouse
Source : The Cat Who Went Up the Creek

186. “For several centuries, the Celtic church of Ireland was spared the Greek dualism of matter and spirit. They regarded the world with the clear vision of faith. When a young Celtic monk saw his cat catch a salmon swimming in shallow water, he cried, "The power of the Lord is in the paw of the cat!”

Tags : Cat Faith Monk Salmon
Source : The Ragamuffin Gospel: Good News for the Bedraggled, Beat-Up, and Burnt Out

187. “The ice inside me melts. Suddenly, I'm burning up and terrified, scared I'll be too weak to resist.Scratch that - I'm petrified I've already given in.”

Tags : Amanda Bouchet Cat Fear Of Love Kingmaker Chronicles Relationships Trust
Source : A Promise of Fire

188. “She had wrapped her marble-like body in a huge fur, and rolled herself up trembling like a cat.”

Tags : Cat Venus Venus In Furs
Source : Venus in Furs

189. “They all seemed hungry, happy, and healthy enough in their buzzing—oh the days were hot, and the noise of bees filled the air that was dusty with pollen and sun haze, and there were tiny black flies stuck to one another crowded by the creek and a creek stink rising from the deep pool under the willow tree where a wheat sack of new kittens had been drowned, and their tiny terrible struggling had shot like an electric current through the confusion of muddy water and up the arm of the person who had tied the stone around the mouth of the sack and thrust it into the water; and the culprit had not been able to brush away the current; it penetrated her body and made her heart beat with fear and pity. I was the culprit.”

Tags : Bees Cat Cats Creek Drowning Flies Kitten Kittens Willow Willow Tree
Author : Janet Frame
Source : Scented Gardens for the Blind

190. “Baby human died, baby cat died yesterday... dead is part of our life beyond and above us!”

Tags : Baby Cat Dead Died Human Us
Author : Deyth Banger

191. “Nancy took her tiny little baby and held him down toward Norton."Look Norton," she said, "This is a baby."Norton looked up at Charlie, took him in, and sort of nodded as if assimilating the information.There was a very long pause, and then I heard Nancy gulp."You've finally done it," she said to me."What?" I wanted to know."Most mothers would have said, 'Look, Charlie, this is a cat.'"I started to laugh."Not with Norton," I said.”

Tags : Baby Cat Cats Parenting
Author : Peter Gethers
Source : The Cat Who Went to Paris

192. “I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense.”

Tags : Behavior Cat Cats
Author : Jael McHenry
Source : The Kitchen Daughter

193. “Let me explain before another word is written: I have never once asked a cat, "So tell me what's up, Charlie?" and Charlie says, "Jeez Jackson, thanks for asking. A little annoyed by the fluorescent lights, and will you please check out this tiny piece-of-junk pan I have to crap in but, hey, I still got my legs, you know? Can't complain, pal.”

Tags : Behavior Cat Conversations
Source : Cat Daddy: What the World's Most Incorrigible Cat Taught Me About Life, Love, and Coming Clean

194. “A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.”

Tags : Aquarium Cat Cats Fish Fish Tank Interactivity Television Tv
Source : A Treasury of Pet Humor

195. “Waandishi wanapaswa kuwa wadadisi, kama paka, ijapokuwa udadisi ni hatari.”

Tags : Cat Curiosity Curious People Dangerous Hatari Paka Uandishi Udadisi Waandishi Wadadisi Writers Writing

196. “I dread this power he has over me. It makes me want to tell him all my secrets and see if he still wants me.”

Tags : Amanda Bouchet Balance Of Power Cat Kingmaker Chronicles Relationships Secrets Trust
Source : A Promise of Fire

197. “The ocean filled the footprints where a boy and cat had stood.”

Tags : Boy Cat Footprints Ocean
Source : Time Cat

198. “The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”

Tags : Carrier Cat Cat Humor Cats
Author : Mary Matthews
Source : Splendid Summer

199. “The stones were sharp,The wind came at my back;Walking along the highway, Mincing like a cat.”

Tags : Attitude Cat Highway Mincing Walking Wind

200. “We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now.""Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked."Stow it, Drac," I snapped”

Tags : Cat Vlad
Source : Destined for an Early Grave